What if there was a Circle of Dads?

√v^√v^√♥ - posted on 11/25/2011

Funny how she only has posted ONCE and it's in here....... and also she has 53 friends? Weird.......

Anyway. I don't consider this post to be based on bashing men. It was created to be fun, playful, joking and most of what we said is totally made up, based on standard guy cliches.

Too many people cannot take jokes. I don't want to discourage you from being in this group, Lisa, but the one thing I do require is a sense of humor. Maybe this group isn't right for you. Thanks

♥♪Megan♫♥ - posted on 11/25/2011

Lisa you really need to lighten up. Just because we're making fun of guys doesn't mean we don't love the men in our lives. If we can't make fun of eachother once in a while, then you're relationship is going to be really boring. And that's from my husband.

My husband helps out around the house, gets up with our daughter and the only thing he doesn't do is laundry because I'm OCD about it. Many other women who posted humourous things about circle of dads also have wonderful loving husbands or boyfriends. But sometimes they irk us and we want to pick on them, and thankfully in the US and Canada we have the right of free speech to do that.

What gets me is you're saying that they do things that women should be doing and you're getting on our case about stuff. You're really not above what you're accusing us of.

♥♪Megan♫♥ - posted on 11/18/2011

It think there should be a circle of dads. But the dad with video games would be posting: How do you convince your wife that playing Halo won't warp your 4 year old. How do you convince your wife to let you have more video game time? ect ect

Katherine - posted on 07/14/2011

Just type in www.circleofdads.com

Angela - posted on 07/14/2011

yeah where I want to spy!

√v^√v^√♥ - posted on 07/13/2011

Where?

Katherine - posted on 07/13/2011

LOL, there is a Circle of Dads.

√v^√v^√♥ - posted on 07/13/2011

Everytime I go to do something, I'm sick and my wife doesn't understand why I always feel like crap right after she wants me to take on a huge project. She's screaming about coincidences and self something?!! Just leave the sick guy alone already

√v^√v^√♥ - posted on 07/13/2011

I feel like shit but she never lets anything go. I think she's making me sick.

Shannintipton - posted on 07/13/2011

LMFAO

Elizabeth - posted on 07/13/2011

New post: I think I'm getting sick. I feel like shit and stuff tastes funny, like the coffee my wife gave me today tasted like almonds.

Shannintipton - posted on 07/13/2011

Out loud rating LMFAO

√v^√v^√♥ - posted on 07/13/2011

Current Hot Dad Topics:

How to keep having sex once the baby is crying

How to never have to change a diaper in your entire adult life

How to act like you care without doing shit

How to keep giving them one last shred of hope without having to do anything about acting upon it

Angela - posted on 07/13/2011

That pretty much sums it up, except another community
Dad's who are addicted to the home improvement store
Dad's who watch sports (about the same as the video games community)

I know might be a section on
Where to find things like your kids diapers, clothes, bottles, food, etc in case you wife is not home and you can't seem to find anything.....

Elizabeth - posted on 07/13/2011

All my wife does is play around on circle of moms. She sits at the computer and laughs but she doesn't laugh at the jokes I tell her.

Elizabeth - posted on 07/12/2011

Glad we could make you laugh.
Another post: My wife keeps telling me "there's nothing hard about putting your clothes in the hamper." Well if it's so easy, why doesn't she just stop her bitching and do it for me.

Amanda - posted on 07/11/2011

Another one straight from a man after sharing some of these with him:
That's not me. What are you talking about? I don't do that!

Amanda - posted on 07/11/2011

OMFG! So far (after two posts) this is the FUNNIEST thread I've ever read!

Shannintipton - posted on 07/10/2011

Where the hell have been Nichole. Soooo boring. ha ha

√v^√v^√♥ - posted on 07/10/2011

My wife said a lobotomy would be an upgrade from me being on haldol. They definiatly make shit up!

Elizabeth - posted on 07/10/2011

My wife told me that I need a lobotomy. I fucking hate it when she tries to act all smart. Like there is anything called a lobotomy.

√v^√v^√♥ - posted on 07/09/2011

My girlfriend thinks I act SO melodramatic about cleaning baby poop but it seriously makes me want to throw up!

Elizabeth - posted on 07/09/2011

Why does my wife always act so pissy when I ask her to help change a dirty diaper. I hold his legs so he doesn't get his feet in the mess, all she has to do is wipe him down. Every weekend, I have to change at least one messy diaper and she gets pissy about me asking her to help every time. She just doesn't get how impossible it is to do on your own.

√v^√v^√♥ - posted on 07/09/2011

I sprayed the outside of the house twice..... I don't know why we still have ants!

I'll spray again tomorrow.

Crap I forgot.

Maybe the next day.

Shannintipton - posted on 07/03/2011

This is a fun thread Elizabeth.

√v^√v^√♥ - posted on 07/03/2011

she f**king hates me
la la la love
I tried too hard
and she tore my feelings like I had none
and ripped them away

Shannintipton - posted on 07/03/2011

I love when we are looking for a street name and he goes by them to damn fast to read them and then asks was that it?

√v^√v^√♥ - posted on 07/03/2011

I'm so sick of her yelling at me that I don't see shit when I'm driving BECAUSE I DO (swerves to miss tree)

Shannintipton - posted on 07/03/2011

Why does she always hit this imaginary brake on her side just when I am about to hit the car in front of us.

√v^√v^√♥ - posted on 07/03/2011

She tries to feed me salad....... LETTUCE

bird food

the food the real food eats!!!!!

Shannintipton - posted on 07/03/2011

I am mean to her until I need something. Do you think she will figure it out?

Shannintipton - posted on 07/03/2011

I never come home anymore. I don't know why she is mad?

√v^√v^√♥ - posted on 07/03/2011

She never shows me any affection. I come home, play Xbox, play with the kid, hate holidays, avoid holidays, skip holidays, am too tired from doing nothing to do anything.......... I don't know what her problem is.

√v^√v^√♥ - posted on 07/03/2011

She complains I never coast. I DO COAST. There's a yellow light I still am gassing it towards for like 5 seconds and then I finally hit the breaks before it turns red....... what a bitch

Stifler's - posted on 06/30/2011

Why does she always get scared when I brake 2 seconds before ramming into someone or overtake a road train? I know what I'm doing FFS!

Nicky - posted on 06/30/2011

I like this pretending to be a man thing, we better not get started on their driving hahaha

Why does my wife hate my driving? I am up that f*$&ktards a$$ because he drives too slow!! she says its because I am up his a$$... sheesh!

Stifler's - posted on 06/30/2011

HAHAHAHAHAH that is classic

Nicky - posted on 06/30/2011

hahahhaa awesome

another post by dad:
I said i'd do it, so its been 3 months... i am going to do it ok??

I pop into the garage, and see the computer, so i play on it for 20 mins, why does my wife get angry that i just disappeared, left her with the baby, and didnt say where i was going?

do i really need to use wipes if baby has just done wees?

do you wash your hands after going pee? women are nuts, they wash their hands and they dont even touch their 'bits' why does she have a problem with this?

Stifler's - posted on 06/30/2011

I love my hair though. Was so worth the money. I didn't get it done for like 6 months to try adn grow the damage from the blonde foils out but then I was like I'm over looking like a dag.

√v^√v^√♥ - posted on 06/30/2011

Ask him to gu buy you 60$ worth of 2 cents that makes any......... whew

Stifler's - posted on 06/30/2011

Bahahahahaha he's like can you go buy me 2 for $60 and I'm liek NO and he's like why blah blahblah. It's 2 for $60 like every week!!

√v^√v^√♥ - posted on 06/30/2011

Damn, I hope your hair sucked up the 180$ worth of the rum collection before they washed it when you spent 200 on it lmao

√v^√v^√♥ - posted on 06/30/2011

She met me this way, I don't know why she complains about it

Stifler's - posted on 06/30/2011

Posdt by my husband:



My wife spent $237 on her hair yesterday. I can't believe she could be so selfish and then refuse to buy me 2 rums for $60, that special won't come again in a hurry. All she does is spend all my money while I work.



Background: the last 4 weeks I have bought a drill ($300), ordered car parts ($300), rum for my rum collection ($180).

√v^√v^√♥ - posted on 06/30/2011

I don't know why she's mad. She won't talk about it she just made some stupid comment and I have no idea what her problem is

√v^√v^√♥ - posted on 06/30/2011

She yells at me all the time

She doesn't let me drink with the guys

She flipped out on me for looking at another chick

She won't let my friends come over

She repeats herself all the time

She doesn't let me relax when I get home from work

She never cleans the cars or the bathrooms

She wants me to do all the yard work

Ashley - posted on 06/30/2011

lol how about why does she bitch about how i spend my money or I need it why does she complain. my house is two bedroom and all have 2.5 kids two bio one stp daughter a week out of the month and its always a mess because i have no room to put anything grrr.

Stifler's - posted on 06/30/2011

BAHAHA Elizabeth sometimes I can hear my husband thinking that!

√v^√v^√♥ - posted on 06/30/2011

Yes, be welcome and join the hubby's a pain bandwagon :) lol

Elizabeth - posted on 06/30/2011

Another post: I just asked my wife if I had clean clothes for tomorrow. You know what she said? "How am I supposed to know?" Then she went back to playing with the baby.