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When I was pregnant I got a bump on my boob. Not a lump, a bump. I went to the doctor and found out what it was. A supernumerary nipple. Yup, a third nipple. Holy. Shit. It was at that moment that I knew I had to start a blog. And Baby Sideburns...
Karen is a winner of Top 25 Funny Moms - 2013
Me: Zoey, why didn't you go to the potty? Why did you poop in your pullup?
Zoey: Well, I tooted and then I pushed and pushed and pushed and it came out.
Thanks Zoey. I'm so glad I know how a poop works now.
The image of my naked body in a mirror.
Once an old boyfriend gave me a picture he had taken of a seagull flying over a sunset. I smiled and said thank you, but inside I was DYING of laughter. My roommate and I used to hide it for each other in places around the house like the vegetable drawer, the bottom of the hamper, etc. The one day I hid it in the back of her car and her car was stolen. When they found the car it was stripped of everything. EVERYTHING. Except the seagull picture.
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