Bad Mom

http://billichrocks.blogspot.com/

Just started the blog a couple months ago so I don't know why I'm entering this contest except why the hell not? Mother of two boys, teacher, wife, yo-yo dieter and smeller of her own farts - and yes, they do smell like perfume.

What's the funniest thing your child has ever done or said?

What always makes you laugh?

What's the funniest gift you've ever received?