What's the funniest thing your child has ever done or said?
Oh my. I am not sure. The one that strikes me right now was when I was driving down the street with my oldest son (at the time he was 3) and we drove past an over-weight elderly man who wasn't wearing a shirt. After witnessing the hair chest and belly on display my son observed, "Mom, some people just look better with their shirts on." Well played, son.
What's the funniest gift you've ever received?
I don't recall ever receiving a funny gift, but I did receive one that resulted in me feeling pathetic. This was almost a decade ago and I still feel sheepish. At a family Bingo game, I would up with an entire box of full-sized pink-iced Granny B's cookies. I have such a weakness for them. The box sat in my cupboard for about 20 minutes before I broke into it. I allowed myself one cookie a day for about a week. Then I began to feel guilty (probably because I hid the box from everyone else). On the eighth day, I decided I had to stop feeling guilty about eating a cookie every day, so I ate the last five cookies in one sitting. I reasoned that I had to eat them all before I ended up eating them all. Don't ask. I still can't explain it. But it made sense while I was stuffing my face.