Jenny - posted on 01/26/2010 ( 11 moms have responded )
Does anyone have any funny breastfeeding stories? My aunt told me the BEST one. She was nursing my cousin when he was about 7 months old , ( who is now almost thirty) in a restaurant. On older gentleman came up to admire her baby, he didn't realize she was breastfeeding. He reached down to pinch my cousins cheeks ( he had VERY chubby cheeks! ) and say coochy coo! Just as he touched the baby's cheeks the baby let go and turned to look at him. The milk shot out of my aunts breast and squirted the man right in the eye!!!
Heres one of mine: Usually I try to cover up but one time I was in a pizza place and I forgot my cover up and had no blankets! My baby was crying so I just decided to go for it. I was covering with my shirt and thought I was being very discreet. In this particualr pizza place they have a glass window where you can see your pizza being made. I happened to look up after I had gotten my daughter latched on and I saw three college aged employees staring through the glass with their mouths hanging open, right at me! One was even pointing! I guess they got an education that night!