WHAT WAS YOUR FUNNY/ EMBARRESSING BREASTFEEDING MOMENT?

Christina - posted on 02/08/2010 ( 5 moms have responded )

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MY DAUGHTER JOCELYN WHO IS 10 MONTHS NOW LOVES TO BE NOSEY!!! ESPECIALLY WHEN WE'RE OUT IN PUBLIC. I GO TO LATCH HER ON WHILE MY HUSBAND PUTS UP "THE SHIELD" (LOL) EVERYTHING SEEMED FINE UNTIL SHE HEARD PEOPLE TALKING...SO SHE DECIDED TO TAKE HERSELF OFF AND TO MY HORROR PULL DOWN THE BLANKET!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT ONLY DID I FLASH A GROUP OF PEOPLE, BUT MILK WAS SPRAYING LIKE I WAS A MILK SPRINKLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT LANDED ALL OVER HER FACE AND SHE WAS SURPRISED BUT THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING IN THE WORLD!!!

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Sarah - posted on 04/14/2012

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it was a hot summers day and had been pottering round the garden etc. For dinner i needed to get some things in as my eldest was having sme friends over, So decided to get freshened up with a shower. The supermarket was only couple of mins down the road. With it being hot i put on a loose summer strappy dress. And got my youngest son who was 6 years old thereabouts. Went into the supermarket and got what i needed. then got talking to a neighbour. Trying to make it brief i made my excuses then my edlest son came in to the supermarket with his mates. My youngest saw him and decided to run to him. he was at the time standing behind me holding onto my leg. As he startd to run he fell, holding on to my dress hem. One shoulder strap broke, the other fell off the other shoulder. I gave my son and his mates a full eyefull along with my neighbour and three other customers as i had nothing on underneath. I was embaressed and still had to pay for the goods. Managed to get my dress back up and tie the one broken strap. The shame hadnt finished, after getting out the supermarket, and getting home i heard one of my sons friends comment, saying it looks like i have black nckers on. The dress was see thru in certain angles in the sunlight!!!

Cherie - posted on 02/09/2010

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I was visiting my husband at his work and I was sitting behind him and he was at the counter talking to a customer. I was nursing my son who was probably 12 months old at the time. I was wearing a regular bra and kind of a low cut shirt so I just pulled my boob out over both (no cover) and when he was done I went to put by boob away and I guess I pinched my nipple between my hand and my bra(which was like a pushup bra so it wasn't soft)and I sprayed a huge stream of milk! I was trying so hard not to laugh until the customer left. I live in Argentina and nobody bats an eye at BFing in public. I've never seen a woman use a cover here! It's so different from the States.

Nicole - posted on 02/08/2010

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I don't consider anything nursing related embarrassing but I have had a ton of hilarious things happen. Phoebe unlatched on the bus and I shot a person with milk. They though it was funny too, I'm glad because I was cackling like a looney. Phoebe also says mmm while nursing. So cute! She also says Booba Booba and claps when she wants to nurse. My personal favorite goofy nursing thing was when she was about a month old and tried to latch on to her dad. She made a pissed off face and tried to push the hair out of the way. We all nearly peed our pants because it was epically funny.

Amy - posted on 02/08/2010

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lol. too funny. i've had flash and spray happen here, but luckily with my mom. When I'm anywhere but home and my son is sleepy, he HUMS while he nurses to soothe himself. it's kinda weird. i'm trying to be all discreet and there he is "Mmmmmmmmmmmmm". and of course everyone is looking at me like "weird. your kid must really like that." i just turn beat red and hope he falls asleep.

Olivia - posted on 02/08/2010

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I was at my mothers house and the baby was crying and my little sister who is 5 now kept saying "give him the booby livia" so I went and nursed him. The next day when my sister and I were at a coffee shop my sister took the liberty to tell people "thats my nephew brandon and ty (his name is brandon ty but she puts an and in it) and when he cries he gets to eat boobies" it was very embarassing and when he started to cry she told everyone to close their eyes so they wouldnt see my boob lol kids are the cutest

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