Jessica - posted on 04/27/2011 ( 37 moms have responded )
OK. Someone with some kinda vendetta against me made a call to CPS. Of course, they come to investigate. I am surprised the worker took her eyes off my pentagram long enough to even notice my daily dishes had not been done yet. I mean come on. I was outside, with the boys when she came. My husband left stuff out from getting ready for his interview. Hair on the bathroom floor (husband can't sweep up his own hair) that wasn't cleaned up yet BECAUSE she was too busy "interviewing" me (he shaved and showered while we were outside so I hadn't even SEEN it yet). He left the iron on the kitchen table (she didn't complain, but I sure as hell DID). We have boxes EVERYWHERE because we are packing for an upcoming move. And the only thing she complains about is my dishes. She was, somehow, convinced that last nights dinner dishes and this mornings breakfast dishes were OLDER than that (she was thinking WEEKS.... in my TINY kitchen, with THREE adults and two kids?!!!!)! Again. Maybe if she stopped starring at my religious symbol (pentagram) MAYBE, she would have noticed that they weren't growing anything (after about five days they DO start to smell... hey I was a kid once... and at seventeen I DID leave them for that long... ONCE... the smell made me NEVER do it again) and three adults, a toddler and a 4 month old baby (hey, bottles get put in their until nap-time sometimes too) make more than one person and MAYBE she woulda stopped telling me to cease my clean-up elsewhere and FIXATING on my DAMN KITCHEN! Nothing on the floor, A single piece pizza crust from my husbands quick lunch on his way out (still on plate), three dirty pans (cook everything at once), some cups (I didn't count, I was too far stuck to the ceiling and just was in shock washing them.... I did those first), two sippys, a couple bottles, a mixing bowl (actually a large ex ice cream container we use as one), some silverware, and 4 large plates, 3 mini plates (those weird smaller plates) and a couple containers from my cleaning out the fridge earlier. She gave me "2 days to clean up" my home. DUDE! They are not done BECAUSE I am PAYING ATTENTION to my KIDS and they WILL get done, when they NAP! An: STOP FRICKING MAKING THE STARRING AND DISAPPROVAL OF MY RELIGION SO DAMN OBVIOUS!!!!!! MY RELIGION IS NO BUSINESS OF YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and she also had a comment about the music my husband was listening to while we were outside (metalica, korn, and limp biscuit). I repeat. We had been OUTSIDE. I told him he could put it on because the kids aren't aloud to listen to that stuff till they are OLDER and she looks at me like "your pentagram means your a lier, so I think you are inherently EVIL"! Then QUIT STARRING AT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean the worst the kids are aloud to listen to is "Irish punk" (flogging molly), and Celtic woman (actually that puts them to sleep). No bad words, and while the "Flogging Molly (this group sings a lot of old folk and bar songs... nothing bad)" gets them dancing, the Celtic Woman (Look it up. I fricking meditate to this stuff...). I even offered to show her. Not a chance. This woman is coming back on Thursday and I will be Video documenting EVERYTHING. No self serving, discriminating, CPS BITCH is going to take my kids because she hates my religion (and my dishes)! Anyone else have any horror stories about CPS? What do you guys think of this?