Katherine - posted on 06/05/2011 ( 31 moms have responded )
******Disclaimer: I am NOT making fun this is not funny******
Ok so I work with Alzheimer's and Dementia patients. We have 2 that are flight risks so we have alarms everywhere so they can't escape. They're always plotting they're escape.
Bonnie will tell Clyde that they're going, it's late, we have to get home. Mind you it's 90 out and they are going on foot to "home." Today was a bad day for them......and me.
I start to make lunch DING!!!! I run to the door where they are trying to exit. No, you can't go, no, no bus will come out here come and have some coffee. Ok so I think I'm safe for now. Two seconds later DING!!! I run to the door again and they are walking out. Where are you going? Home they tell me. Ok guys you live 60 miles from here you can't walk, now come on back in.
Ok let's go back in. This time I just wait because I know they're going to head for that front door and sure as shit DING!!!!! By this time I'm just getting tired and a little annoyed ya know? PLEASE DO NOT DO THAT ANYMORE! THERE ARE NO BUSES, IT'S 90 AND IT'S MILES TO HOME!!!!! This lady is NOT nice, let's go in here.
So my shift finally ends for another poor soul to get their cardio in.
I get home and daddy has the girls. He keeps them until 7:30 and then drops them off exhausted, over tired and cranky. Fast forward. Mommy!!!! Poop!!!! Ok let's change your diaper and go back to bed. Put the 2yo back to bed. 5 minutes later Mommy!!!!!! Poop!!!!! Ok, I can handle this AGAIN. Change diaper: bed. Not 2 fucking minutes later Mommy!!!!!! Poop!!!!!! That's it, man I've had it.