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Dana - posted on 06/25/2011 ( 65 moms have responded )

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I realized after the whole gun debate the other day, when the aliens attack, those of you in Britain and Australia are gonna be fucked. ;)

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Johnny - posted on 06/25/2011

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"If they are semi-automatic and not fully automatic they are legal."

:-O That's some seriously fucked up shit!

So glad I live in Canada where the only Uzi's are the illegally imported easily obtained in America ones used to kill innocent citizens in drive-bys.

Desiree - posted on 06/27/2011

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What Alien in their right mind would want to control us with their mind, we may contaminate them. Besides who need weapons against Humans any way we would just simply do all the work for them anyway and they would get a kick out of just sitting and watching us do it too.

Erin - posted on 06/25/2011

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I think I'd rather take on the aliens than the neighbour with the fucking Uzi :-/

Vicki - posted on 06/25/2011

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lol. We don't need guns. Aliens will only land in the US, Hollywood tells us this.

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Those of us in Australia will be first so we'll let you guys on the other side of the world know what to do. Of course, we'll be depending on our Kiwi mates to give us the heads up!

Casey - posted on 06/28/2011

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hahaha, I'm in australia and I know when the aliens attack I'll be fine cause hubby is a hunter so has guns anyway but everyone else here is screwed lol.

Jenny - posted on 06/28/2011

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We have a bayonet so I'll be able to stab the zombies I can't blow away or if I run out of bullets.

Desiree - posted on 06/28/2011

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They may not have Wolverines but they can almost lay claim to Tasmanian Devils which is from their part of the world. But do you think they would make much of an impact on Aliens or Zombies for that matter?
Although Taz can whip up one hell of a storm when he wants to.

Nikki - posted on 06/28/2011

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I'll take my semi-automatic rifle over a slingshot anyday. And I don't think slingshots, etc, will be very effective in the zombie apocalypse either. LOL

Desiree - posted on 06/28/2011

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Just thinking we don't need any guns to frieghten off the Aliens anyway. they wouldn't touch us with a 10 foot barge pole why because we are genitically unsound we produce Lawyers, Politicians, and Scientists. Who wants to argue with them. Lawyers will take on anything even God. Politicains agrue with thier own mother to prove that she was wrong in how she bought him up. And scientist would go all out to prove hat Aliens don't exsist and they are just humans who have been genitacly modified by Dr Moreau. Na the human is safe because we are crazy enough to take on anything and nothing seems to scare us. Ever!!

Tara - posted on 06/27/2011

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If Aliens land, we may all end up as snacks or they may bring peace and love, but I doubt our guns will be of any use to us. I would like to believe that Aliens would be able to use mind control to manage our species, without the need for any blood shed on either side.

Clare - posted on 06/27/2011

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omg that is soo funny, hope no1's taking this seriously! if aliens do come were all fucked

Desiree - posted on 06/27/2011

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Exactly Kathy We need Dr Who and captin Jack Harkness with his team from Torchwood. Men in Black don' cut it any more. Dr Who has more experience after all he is a time lord and the captin is immortal.

Lissa - posted on 06/26/2011

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Unless of course the very intelligent aliens vapourise all weapons with their mega powerful ray guns from afar because they know humans have a habit of killing anything that's not like themselves then ask questions later.

Becky - posted on 06/26/2011

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LOL, if country music is all it takes, just hope they strike in Calgary during the Stampede. They'll be annihilated instantly!

Christina - posted on 06/26/2011

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lmfao! We will be okay. My husband was in the Marine's. We have a gun that is kept in a gun safe.

Vera - posted on 06/26/2011

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So funny - great laugh this am. We were just talking about it lastnight those places where guns aren't allowed and what would happen.

"It picked me up with it's mind powers and shook me like a dog" - Monsters Inc.

Desiree - posted on 06/26/2011

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And us South Africans will just go out a join them. like we do everything else.

Dana - posted on 06/26/2011

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Well, we've got plenty of that too! I could almost say you're all still fucked then! ;)

Isobel - posted on 06/26/2011

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I happen to know for a fact that you don't need guns to kill aliens...you need country music

Dana - posted on 06/26/2011

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LOL What good laughs early in the morning!

And no, Marina and Johnny, no shit stirring here. I was just watching a show with aliens and it was loaded with guns. It didn't take much to come to my conclusion. ;)

Sarah - posted on 06/26/2011

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The aliens will probably be coming in peace.......to share their vast knowledge and it would put an end to all the worlds problems...........unfortunately, the Americans will have shot them all before they chance to explain ;)

Mary - posted on 06/26/2011

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Eh - I don't own any guns (and I never will), but I do have a pit bull, with those mythical "locking jaws of death", so I should be good ;P

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ROLFPMSLOL!!!!!!

classic, I'll just stick with being a country bumbkin no one will find me out here, I'm safe. I'll be on the smart side though and do like Jodi, stock up on meh tin foil.

Desiree - posted on 06/26/2011

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The UK aint gonna be taken out by Aliens ever they got Dr Who way better than guns or Will Smith. and those of us who watch it has learnt a couple of trick too so we don't need Sigourny Weaver either. And all we need to get our hands on is a Blue Police box called a Tardis.



PS: I forgot They also Captin Jack Harkness and Torchwood too.

Johnny - posted on 06/25/2011

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I've just noticed that they can be taken out with bare hands. Most of us have got them.

Johnny - posted on 06/25/2011

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Dana, I know you sat around for a while thinking of how to stir the pot. You think you're so sneaky ;-P

Sara - posted on 06/25/2011

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LOL yep, bleck done. I knew if I posted about owning an Uzi it would turn to this! So sorry Dana S. I'm done responding anyway! :)

Dana - posted on 06/25/2011

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Hey, this is my funny thread!!!! :P

Anyhoo, good luck with those sling shots, there Johnny! ;)

Sara - posted on 06/25/2011

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Great shot. So is my husband. And maybe if you weren't so sarcastic people wouldn't make assumptions.

Sara - posted on 06/25/2011

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Eh, like I said in the other post about guns. You'll never convince me to give up my guns. EVER. And I'm sure I'll never convince you to own one it sounds like. To each their own. I have my reasons for owning guns and teaching my children to shoot. You have yours for not doing that. I respect absolutely your right to that. Just wish others would respect my right to do it.

Johnny - posted on 06/25/2011

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I guess you'd better pray that the aliens get you before the Chinese do.

Sara - posted on 06/25/2011

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Maybe not debt default. But, I'd rather have my guns if aliens invade than nothing at all. At least I'd have a chance in hell of protecting my family. :)

Sara - posted on 06/25/2011

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HAHA saw that coming! Glad I live in the USA where my right to bear arms is protected by our constitution!! :)

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nah, it's cool. We've got that big ole hole in the ozone layer right above us here in Oz. Those powerful UV rays will fry the little thin skinned suckers before they get too close. Britain IS fucked tho, I'll give you that. Mind you, if the aliens bust out the long distance ray guns, we're all screwed! Or the mind control weapons, in which case the peopleofwalmart are probably safest of all, fewer brain cells and higher thought mechanisms?

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