Jokes Please

Shannintipton - posted on 05/08/2011 ( 65 moms have responded )

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If your ever down, I would like this to be a place for you to come. I was thinking that we should share jokes or funny stories. I love to laugh. It makes me feel good and I think it might help all of us too. Look forward to some funny moments or jokes. Thanks for your responses. {:+)



P.S. Some may be a little offensive. : )

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Shannintipton - posted on 06/26/2011

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A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a Cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?' She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world do I do all day?' 'Yes,' was his incredulous reply. She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it."

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Gemma - posted on 09/03/2011

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had to print up my note up again to remind me to laugh sometimes about being a mom even when away from the little guys.

Shannintipton - posted on 06/18/2011

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another joke
Hey, what about those 2 gay judges. I heard they tried each other.

Shannintipton - posted on 06/18/2011

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If there were two fags and two lesbians both packing for a trip, who would get there faster?

The lesbians. They would get there lickity split. The fags would still be home packing their shit.

Shannintipton - posted on 06/18/2011

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An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself
surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of cannibals. Upon
surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, "Oh God,
I'm screwed."

The sky darkens and a voice booms out, "No, you are NOT
screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head
of the chief standing in front of you."

So with the stone he bashes the life out of the chief.
Standing above the lifeless body, breathing heavily looking
at 100 angry natives...

The voice booms out again, "Okay... NOW you're screwed."

Shannintipton - posted on 06/17/2011

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What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Well hung

What do you call a donkey that has just bit off the legs of a rooster. Two feet of cock in an ass

Shannintipton - posted on 06/17/2011

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A plane takes off from the tarmac for a long haul flight from America to Europe. As it levels out the intercom buzzes on for the captains address "Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. This is your Captain, Tom Mayers speaking. Today I am joined by co pilot and navigator Bill O'Reilly. We would like to welcome you aboard the Airbus A380 for our flight to Geneva this evening. We are expecting fine weather for the majority of the flight, meaning we shall experience no time delays and are expected to arrive in Geneva in 10 hours at the local time of 8:30 pm. This evenings in-flight movie will begin shortly and cabin crew will serve an evening meal in about an hour. Please settle back and enjoy the flight." The intercom crackles a bit then goes quiet. A minute later the entire cabin hears the captain again as he sighs and says to his co-pilot "Fuck it's going to be a long one Bill. I'm exhausted already. I could really use a cup of coffee and a blowjob." One of the stewardesses blushes and runs up the aisle to the cockpit to tell the captain that he has left the intercom on. As she rushes past one of the passengers calls out "don't forget the cup of coffee as well, love!"

Shannintipton - posted on 06/17/2011

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1. You look tired, no good can ever come from this.

2. Do you work? Uh yeah, all.the.damn.time paycheck or not.

3. You look like a mom, so annoying!

4. You have your hands full! Screw you!!!!!

5. That top is so flattering, what are you trying to say?

6. If that were my kid ___________. BACK OFF!!!!!!

7. My kids went through a nose picking phase, thanks for embarrassing me

8. Whens the baby due? IT"S NOT!!!!! I"M STILL FAT!!! YOU JERK!!!!

9. I wouldn't let my kid eat that. Oh good for you, now go away and no one get's hurt

10. I'm glad I'm not the only one who wears mom jeans. Nuf said

Shannintipton - posted on 06/09/2011

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A rope walks into a bar, looks at the bartender and says " get me a beer!" Bartender replies, " I'm sorry but we dont serve ropes." So the rope walks out of the bar and sees a guy walking his way, he asks the guy to tie him into a knot and frey the ends. The guy does so. The rope walks back into the bar, looks at the bartender and says, "get me a beer!" Bartender replies, "aren't you that rope that was just in here?" The rope replies, " I'm freyed knot!"

Gemma - posted on 06/09/2011

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10 Things Never to Say to a Stay-at-Home Mom



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1. When the kids are older, do you think you'll get a real job?

2. How June Cleaver of you!

3. Oh, so you don't work?

4. Since you have extra time on your hands, could you whip up a few dozen brownies for the bake sale tomorrow?

5. All day with your kids? I can't even imagine.

6. I'm jealous. I wish my husband were rich so I wouldn't have to work either.

7. What do you do all day, anyway?

8. I'm sure you're not the only one who's ever wasted money on a college degree.

9. That explains why your son is so clingy!

10. Weird. I assumed your house would be superclean.

-Candy Kirby of thelaughingstork.com, with help from her Twitter followers and friends



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Shannintipton - posted on 06/08/2011

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Superman and spiderman are hanging at a bar, having a few drinks and chatting away. Superman says, "oh shit I totally forgot to tell you. The other day I was flying around Metropolis keeping an eye out for crime and I saw the most amazing thing. Wonderwoman was lying completely naked, spread out on the roof of a building, eyes closed, moaning and writhing around. I thought 'Fuck it" and flew in quick and started banging her." Spiderman goes "woah, bet she got a shock". Superman replies "nah, but the invisible man sure did".

Shannintipton - posted on 06/08/2011

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I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline's helpline.
Got a freaking call centre in Afghanistan.
I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Elizabeth - posted on 06/05/2011

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3 mom's went out for some socialization. After a while they started talking about problems with their teens. The brunnette said "I was looking in my daughters purse for some gum the other day and found a fake id. I can't believe she's buying alcohol. I failed as a mother." Her friends consoled and advised her.

Then the redhead said "I was looking in my daughters purse for some gum the other day and found a joint. I can't believe she's doing drugs. I failed as a mother." Her friends consoled and advised her.

Then the blonde spoke up "I was looking in my daughters purse for some gum the other day and found a condom. I can't believe she has a penis."

Shannintipton - posted on 05/31/2011

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Question: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

Answer: Mace will do that to you.

Shannintipton - posted on 05/31/2011

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A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, and then shuddered violently once more.

Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, ”I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you OK?”

”I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.”

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. I have never heard of that condition before” he said. “Are you taking anything for it?”

The woman nodded, “Pepper”

Shannintipton - posted on 05/29/2011

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Once there was a family who was given some venison by a friend. The wife cooked up the deer steaks, and served it to the husband and children. The husband thought it would be fun to have the children guess what it was that they were eating.

"Is is beef?" The daughter Katie asked.

"Nope."

"Is it pork?" the son Willie asked.

"Nope."

"Heck, we don't know, Dad!" Willie exclaimed.

"I'll give you a clue," the Dad said, "It's what your mom sometimes calls me."

"Spit it out, Willie!" cried Katie, "We're eating Asshole!!"

Shannintipton - posted on 05/29/2011

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Ths guy in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move.

"No thank you," she said politely." "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love."

"That must be rather difficult," the man replied.

"Oh, I don't mind too much," she said. "But, it has my husband pretty upset.

Shannintipton - posted on 05/29/2011

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A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.

"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."

The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

Shannintipton - posted on 05/29/2011

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A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He looks in his rear view mirror and notices a police car with its red lights. He thinks, "I can outrun this guy", so he floors it.

The cars are racing down the highway - 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour. Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy realizes he can't outrun the cop so he gives up and pulls over to the curb.

The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car. He leans down and says "Listen mister, I've had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go."

The man thought for a moment and said, "Three weeks ago my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror I thought you were that officer and you were trying to give her back to me!"

Shannintipton - posted on 05/29/2011

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On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.

Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of relationships in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril and they all stare riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says.

He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches.

He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:

"Iron this."

Shannintipton - posted on 05/29/2011

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Patrick O'Malley hoisted his beer and said: "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" - and he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night.

In bed later that night, he told his wife: "Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, Paddy, what was your toast?"

So he told her: "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh," she said, "that is very nice, dear."

The next day, Mary ran into one of Paddy's drinking partners in the street. Mischievously, the man said: "Did you hear about your husband winning a prize in the pub the other night for a toast about you, Mary?"

She replied: "Aye - and I was a bit surprised. Till now, he's only been down there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come".

Shannintipton - posted on 05/29/2011

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Two married friends are out drinking. One says to the other: "I can never sneak into the house after I've been drinking. I've tried everything. I turn the headlights off before I go up the drive. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off and creep upstairs. I get undressed in the bathroom. I do everything, but then my wife still wakes up and yells at me for staying out late."

His friend replies: "Do what I do. I screech into the driveway, slam the front door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap my wife's bottom and say, "How about a blow job?" She always pretends she's asleep."

Shannintipton - posted on 05/29/2011

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A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.
As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride and said: "Here, put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your trousers," she said.
"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the one who wears the trousers in this relationship."
With that she flipped him her knickers and said: "Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.
"Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your knickers!"
She replied: "That's right... and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."

Shannintipton - posted on 05/29/2011

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Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called rodeo. His friend says no, what is it?

Well you mount your wife from the back, reach around and cup her breasts with both hands.

Then say, "Boy, those are almost as nice as your sisters".

Then see if you can hold on for 8 seconds

Shannintipton - posted on 05/29/2011

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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Shannintipton - posted on 05/27/2011

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A Mexican family crosses over the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are paved with gold. But the husband can find no work. His family is hungry, so he takes a walk to a quiet place at the foot of a big hill, kneels at the base of a tree, and begins to pray: "Sweet Jesus, ...please show me a way to feed my family..." Eyes closed, the Mexican does not see the BLACK man coming over the top of the hill, who is stumbling wildly with a broken grocery sack. When the Mexican man opens his eyes, a large wheel of cheddar cheese rolls down the hill an lands at his feet! "Oh, thank you Jesus, thank you!" he cries, grabs the cheese, and runs straight home. Upon returning home, he gives the cheese to his wife and instructs her to make nachos. "But wouldn't you rather have cheese enchiladas and burritos and other things?" she inquires. "No," the husband says, "Jesus sent this to me with a message... As I ran home, I kept hearing Him yell, ' THAT'S NACHO CHEESE! THAT'S NACHO CHEESE!'

Shannintipton - posted on 05/27/2011

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I am seven months pregnant and my 8 year old daughter asks me how big the baby is now. I tell her it's roughly the size of a large banana.

She replies: "Then why is your butt the size of a watermelon?"

Shannintipton - posted on 05/27/2011

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Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”

The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”

Shannintipton - posted on 05/27/2011

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Cheesy but funny:

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

Cynthia - posted on 05/27/2011

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There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high explosives

Shannintipton - posted on 05/24/2011

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Story is written by: Diane Rose



last fall I went out in our barn,realized there was a 'black cat' watching me,got a little closer and realized it was a skunk (I opened the door so it could get back out easier).about a week later I was sitting on the porch and realized she was under my chair.soom after that about 4 am I was walking into the kitchen realized our cats were outside but there was a skunk standing there watching me.I asked it what it was doing in here and reminded 'her' that 'she' is not suppose to be in the house."She" turned around and wabbled its way back into the barn (our barn is attatched to our house and am not sure if it is really considered a garage or barn,,it is slowly becoming part of the living quarters of the house tho).I have pictures posted of the skunk whle it was on the porch (some are posted on my FB page).even with the flash in the dark did not seem to overly bother the skunk at all....good night my friends ♥

Cynthia - posted on 05/19/2011

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so since I'm such a jokester lately i thought i would switch things up and tell a funny story about what happened to me today. its embarrassing as hell but maybe you'll laugh. ok so i was at my kids school he is in kindergarten and there are about 26 other 5-6 year old kids in his class. they were having their field day today so i went in to talk to the teacher about what my son can do because he broke his arm a few days ago. (i have to 1st say i am 36 weeks pregnant) anyway the teacher was saying how she didn't think it was a good idea for him to play one of the games, i said whats the worst that can happen a broken arm. she laughed and snot came out of her nose, that made me laugh and can u believe i pissed my pants. so there we are both disgusting messes and all these kids looking at us. one raised his hand to tell me that you cant be in kindergarten if you still wet your pants. this is a true story!!!





EDIT TO ADD: maybe you had to be there:)

Cynthia - posted on 05/19/2011

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Questions?

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

If you take a Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald
man?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time
it was to set it to?

Which is the other side of the street?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?"

Shannintipton - posted on 05/19/2011

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This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.



The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”



“Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.



The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”



“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”

Cynthia - posted on 05/19/2011

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car

Cynthia - posted on 05/19/2011

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Q. What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
A. The taste!

Cynthia - posted on 05/19/2011

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Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?
A. About two - if they're thinly sliced.

Shannintipton - posted on 05/18/2011

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Q. what do you call 100 men at the bottom of the ocean?
A. A good start.

Shannintipton - posted on 05/18/2011

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Q: Where do you find a no legged dog?
A: Right where you left him

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Q. Did you hear about the new "divorced" Barbie doll that they're selling in stores now?
A. It comes with all of Ken's stuff.

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Learn to speak Chinese in 5 minutes!


(Important: Read Out Loud)



ENGLISH PHRASE CHINESE TRANSLATION


1)."That's not right"...............Sum Ting Wong

2)."Are you harboring a fugitive?"..Hu Yu Hai Ding

3)."See me ASAP"....................Kum Hia Nao

4)."There goes Stupid Man"..........Dum Dum Wa King

5)."Small Horse"....................Tai Ni Po Ni

6)."Did you go to the beach?".......Wai Yu So Tan

7)."I bumped into a coffee table"...Ai Bang Mai Ni

8)."I think you need a face lift"...Chin Tu Fat

9)."It's very dark in here".........Wao So Dim

10)."I thought you were on a diet"..Wai Yu Mun Ching

11)."This is a tow away zone".......No Pah King

12)."Our meeting is next week"......Wai Yu Kum Nao

13)."Staying out of sight!".........Lei Ying Lo

14)."He's cleaning his automobile"..Wa Shing Ka

15)."Your body odor is offensive"...Yu Stin Ki Pu

16)."Great".........................Su Pah

17)."Your price is too high"........No Bai Nut Ding

18)."Has your flight been delayed?".Hao Long Wei Ting?

19)."They have arrived".............Hia Dei Kum

20)."I got this for free"...........Ai No Pei

21)."You know Macarena lyrics?".....Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

22)."Stay out of sight".............Lei lo

Shannintipton - posted on 05/18/2011

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.

Cynthia - posted on 05/18/2011

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In the Bath

Little five year old Johnny was in the bath tub, and his mom was washing his hair. She said to him, "Wow, your hair is growing so fast! You need a haircut again."

Little Johnny replied, "Maybe you should stop watering it so much."

Shannintipton - posted on 05/18/2011

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Life lessons learned from a dog
1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.

2. Don't go out without ID.

3. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by pissing on their shoes.

4. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.

5. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.

6. Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is most effective.

7. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you're dragged shamefully out from under the bed).

8. If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.

Shannintipton - posted on 05/18/2011

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So, there where these 3 (insert who you like to joke about - blonds, men, teenagers...) walking along down a trail, seeing who was the best at plant, animal and track identification.

All of a sudden, they run across a set of tracks that has him baffled. First one goes, "those are BEAR tracks!"

Second one, " no, no, no. Too small, rabbit tracks." Third, "you guys are stupid, anyone can tell they've got to be made by a deer."

On and on this went, exhausting about all the animal that could have even been found in that area, and then some. They were still arguing about it when the train hit them.

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This one is in honor of my deceased husband...Bodie, It was his best joke. He was so charismatic...no matter where we were..when he told this joke the entire room would fall silent and pay attention. He captured the dining room of Red Lobster with this one once...

There was a fly looking at some food in a river. The fly thought, "If I go down, I can get the food!"

There was a fish looking at the fly. The fish thought, "If the fly goes down to get the food, I can get the fly!"

There was a bear looking at the fish. The bear thought, "If the fly goes down to get the food, and that fish comes up to get the fly, I can get the fish!"

There was a man looking at the bear. The man thought, "If the fly goes down to get the food, the fish comes up to get the fly, and the bear gets the fish, I can shoot the bear!"

There was a mouse looking at the man. The mouse thought, "If the fly goes down to get the food, the fish comes up to get the fly, the bear gets the fish, and the man shoots the bear, I can get the man's sandwich!"

There was a cat looking at the mouse. The cat thought, "If the fly goes down to get the food, the fish comes up to get the fly, the bear gets the fish, the man shoots the bear, and the mouse gets the sandwich, I can get the mouse!"

So the fly goes down to get the food. The fish comes up and gets the fly. The bear swipes his mighty paw and gets the fish. The man shoots the bear. The mouse runs for the man's sandwich. The cat lunges for the mouse, misses, and falls in the river.

What's the moral of the story?

When the fly goes down, the pussy gets wet.

Shannintipton - posted on 05/15/2011

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