What\'s your favorite quote from the Office?

Judy - posted on 11/26/2008 ( 133 moms have responded )

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I saw that somebody posted \"Fact: Beets, Bears, Battlestar Galactica\" in one thread. I would love to see everybody else\'s favorite quote. I love this show...makes me look forward to Thursdays!!!\n\nJudy

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Leslie - posted on 03/20/2009

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I love the one where Prison Mike gave a meeting and told Ryan he would be "the belle of the ball! Don't drop the soap! Don't drop the soap!" Hilarious!!

Amber Lynne - posted on 03/10/2009

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funny reading everyone's fav quotes
There are so many-I can't pick a fav.
My husband and I watch an internet episode every night in bed when we first get in bed.
Hilarious show!

Lisa - posted on 03/10/2009

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This is an enviroment of welcoming and you should just get the hell ouuta here---Michael to toby!!

User - posted on 03/07/2009

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Pam Beesly - "There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked, "what if you die, Dwight? How will we get into the office?" He said, "if I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks."

Beverly - posted on 03/06/2009

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I am thoroughly enjoying reading all these posts!! I can't remember exact quotes but no one has mentioned one of my favorites, when Dwight took care of Angela's sick cat and he killed it. She suspected it was still alive when put in the freezer because of "the shredded bag of fries."

Beverly - posted on 03/06/2009

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I am thoroughly enjoying reading all these posts!! I can't remember exact quotes but no one has mentioned one of my favorites, when Dwight took care of Angela's sick cat and he killed it. She suspected it was still alive when put in the freezer because of "the shredded bag of fries."

Beverly - posted on 03/06/2009

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I am thoroughly enjoying reading all these posts!! I can't remember exact quotes but no one has mentioned one of my favorites, when Dwight took care of Angela's sick cat and he killed it. She suspected it was still alive when put in the freezer because of "the shredded bag of fries."

Rachel - posted on 03/05/2009

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Okay I love the episode where Andy punches through the wall!!!!



Andy: "WHERE IS MY FREAKING PHONE?!?" ...... *PUNCH*

" That was an over reaction"



or when they one robe short so they took it from toby.....

dwight: "we're one robe short..."

michael: "take it from Toby"

Toby: "oh hi Dwight"

dwight: *snatch and run*

Toby " why?"



I love this show...my huby says the that's what she saids jokes constantly!!!!

Erika - posted on 02/25/2009

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"Endless paper in a paperless world".  Michael Scott's idea for a company logo.

Rosa - posted on 02/24/2009

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Dwight to Kell-e-y: "What kind of cake to you want, imbecile?!"

uuuuuhh, luv it! Cracks me up every time.

User - posted on 02/23/2009

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I like the "Bears, Beats, Battlestar Galactica" quote! Also one of my favorites is by Dwight, "Before I do something, I think, would and idiot do this thing? If the answer is yes, I do not do that thing!" LOL

Amanda - posted on 02/23/2009

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Dwight Schrute: Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms.

Hands Down my favorite

Kelly - posted on 02/22/2009

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I am dying laughing. I had forgotten about "Shun/Unshun" and "I'm not superstitious...I'm a little stitious."



But I think that my favorite is actually an outtake clip on the DVDs from the Valentine's episode. Dwight is trying to think of something romantic to write on Angela's card and comes up with, "You are evil...like a hobbit."

Krista - posted on 02/20/2009

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Quoting Judy:

janWhat\'s your favorite quote from the Office?
I saw that somebody posted \"Fact: Beets, Bears, Battlestar Galactica\" in one thread. I would love to see everybody else\'s favorite quote. I love this show...makes me look forward to Thursdays!!!\n\nJudy



 



jan says something to michael about underestimating him...he responds with, "well, maybe next time you'll estimate me."...i wish michael was my boss...





 

Mary - posted on 02/18/2009

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Quoting Judy:

What\'s your favorite quote from the Office?

I saw that somebody posted \"Fact: Beets, Bears, Battlestar Galactica\" in one thread. I would love to see everybody else\'s favorite quote. I love this show...makes me look forward to Thursdays!!!\n\nJudy



"I stand here and watch it all day." - Michael Scott as he was showing off his new TV at his apartment.

Marla - posted on 02/16/2009

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I love when Angela tells people,"that's inapropriate" And the fire episode when Dwight is trying to get people out of the building and he says to someone, "Do you want to Die" I think that was in the first season.

Mary Anne - posted on 02/13/2009

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Dwight Schrute: A thirty year mortgage at Michael's age essentially means that he's buying a coffin. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls... so you couldn't hear the other dead people.

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Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because you did. Fortunately my feelings regenerate at twice the rate of a normal mans. -Dwight

Aubrey - posted on 02/10/2009

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I love the episode with the roast...Michael says "i hope someone from Youtube comes to videotape this".



I about died. I literally laughed out loud. : )

Michele - posted on 02/06/2009

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"Now Dwight knows not to cut the face off of a real person."  The Superbowl episode was the best!



 

User - posted on 02/06/2009

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I loved it last night when Dwight said something like "If you are trying to hurt my feelings, its working. Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the rate of a a normal man."
We laughed so hard, we missed the next two jokes.

Mary - posted on 02/06/2009

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That's what she said, hands down! And I have seen alot of my others, but, did not see when Jim hid Andy's phone in the ceiling and kept calling it and I just remembered that ended with Andy punching the wall. Too funny! Andy is so irritating, I would love to prank him like that!

Mary - posted on 02/06/2009

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That's what she said, hands down! And I have seen alot of my others, but, did not see when Jim hid Andy's phone in the ceiling and kept calling it and I just remembered that ended with Andy punching the wall. Too funny! Andy is so irritating, I would love to prank him like that!

Mary - posted on 02/06/2009

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That's what she said, hands down! And I have seen alot of my others, but, did not see when Jim hid Andy's phone in the ceiling and kept calling it and I just remembered that ended with Andy punching the wall. Too funny! Andy is so irritating, I would love to prank him like that!

Julie - posted on 02/03/2009

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"he's a boy."



"But he's wearing pink."



"It's his favorite color."



 



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"I shot a werewolf once. But by the time I got there, it had turned back into my neighbors dog."



 



on top of the afore mentioned ;)

Cindy - posted on 02/03/2009

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The show after the super bowl had a lot of good ones the one that stands out to me off hand was "that's what He said, you know because your gay".

User - posted on 02/03/2009

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"You can't fire me. I don't work in this van." Dwight to Michael on the way to the hospital in Meredith's van.

Melody - posted on 02/02/2009

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Quoting Melody:



I love this show and I have many favorite lines and scenes.  I have to share a short story.  A friend from work came in wearing a t-shirt with Michael and the saying "That's what she said".  While at a quick gathering he sat down next to a coworker with a shirt on that was proclaiming her love for Dauschounds.  When I walked over and saw them it read.......






I (heart shape) weiners.............That's what she said






I cried I laughed so hard!





That is hilarious!!

Melody - posted on 02/02/2009

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I love this show and I have many favorite lines and scenes.  I have to share a short story.  A friend from work came in wearing a t-shirt with Michael and the saying "That's what she said".  While at a quick gathering he sat down next to a coworker with a shirt on that was proclaiming her love for Dauschounds.  When I walked over and saw them it read.......



I (heart shape) weiners.............That's what she said



I cried I laughed so hard!

Chelsea - posted on 02/02/2009

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Ryan giving reasons why he acted like a jerk



"I don't think I fully processed 9-11."

Kristina - posted on 02/02/2009

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Do you all happen to remember the episode when Kevin was beig interviewed and compared himself to the Kool-Aid man.  That is facial expression that will forever be sketched in the back of my head.

Kristina - posted on 02/02/2009

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Not only is it completely entertaining the way Jim looks at the camera, but also when Michael or Kevin is being interviewed by themselves. 



In regards to last night's episode, I laughed pretty hard when Michael said he "looked good in shoulder pads and a wig."  He is so far off in left field most of the time, it keeps me on the edge of my seat ready to crack up!

User - posted on 02/01/2009

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So hard to pick one! Love it tonight when Michael said, "Please sit on the floor Indiana style like me. My God, if you are wearing a dress please keep your knees together. No one wants to see that."



Also, not a quote, but I love the way Jim looks at the camera

User - posted on 02/01/2009

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Did you see it tonight? My favorite line is when Michael was asking everyone (during the CPR instruction) if they would really want to be saved if they did not have arms or legs. Kevin said that he would want to be saved if he had no legs. Michael replies what about no arms, what kind of quality of life is that. That is you Kevin, because you don't do anything.

Melody - posted on 02/01/2009

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Quoting Kristina:



My husband and I feel the same in regards to wishing it was on every night.  Even a marathon would be nice.  What a great way to spend a day: Dwight, pajamas and losing 3 pounds due to extreme laughing. 






One weekend, he and I watched every episode from every season, in order.  It was so much fun!





My husband and I did the same thing a few weeks ago! We stayed in pjs all day and just watched the Office! lol It was a great weekend! Funny that other people like the show as much as we do! haha

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