Frustrated wife puts gamer husband up for sale

Barb - posted on 11/24/2011 ( 17 moms have responded )

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http://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/...

Guys, be careful how involved you get with this season's awesome crop of video games. Your wife may try to sell you off.

Kyle Baddley learned this the hard way earlier this month, when his wife Alyse got frustrated by his constant Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 playing and offered him up to the highest bidder on Craigslist.

"I am selling my 22 year old husband," the ad read. "He enjoys eating and playing video games all day. Easy to maintain, just feed and water every 3-5 hours. You must have Internet and space for gaming. Got tired of waiting so free to good home. If acceptable replacement is offered will trade."

The ad, of course, was a joke. But that didn't stop people from replying.

One woman offered to retrain him. Another guy said he was willing to trade spots with Kyle, noting that he was both house-trained and preferred books to games.

"We didn't think we would get any responses at all, but we've gotten so many," Alyse said. "Someone even offered a blue bag of Skittles."

Some people, though, took it a bit too seriously. One person suggested she use the free time to go out on her own, while others wrote that they were concerned about Alyse's relationship with her husband.

Among the unconcerned was Kyle's mother. She not only encouraged Alyse to run the ad, she helped her write it.

Kyle, it seems, has learned his lesson and has pulled back a bit from his Modern Warfare 3 playtime. His father notes that the couple is headed to Florida to spend Thanksgiving with Kyle's sister.

Kyle's taking it in good humor -- but he points out for the record that his wife was in line with him when the game went on sale.

"I love my wife," he says. "She supported me when I got the game. We stayed until midnight to get the game when it first came out. It's just funny."

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So how's hubby holding up? Anyone want to sell theirs? trade?

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Stifler's - posted on 12/08/2011

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I would sell my husband too if he was a g4m3r 24/7. I can't stand the thought of adults playing video games as if they're a 13 year old.

Tah - posted on 12/07/2011

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o yeah, my girlfriend came up with some great ones..lol..it was like im pissed that he has another girl driving his car and i can't drie it(he owned some businesses so it was NICE car,,,lol..i should thread some keys together and hang them...you know what..get dressed, we on a mission...lol..funtimes...lol....

Barb - posted on 12/06/2011

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why couldn't we have been friends? i think we would have been a great team.. although, i'm not much of a planner for the whole threading the key idea

Tah - posted on 12/06/2011

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not the fight thats funny, but the ..someone wantts to die tonight...barb we couldn't have been friends, i have helped girlfriends take apt doors off the hinges of their bfs, make a bunch of copies of car keys, thread them and then put them all over cars so that no matter how he moved it, his baby would be scratched...i would have been the gf there helping you rip the cord out the wall...back in my fiesty days that is..lol

Barb - posted on 12/06/2011

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My ex husband and i's first fight that ever got physical was over the games. My car had been acting funny and so i asked him to please stay off the games until i called him from the laudromat. This was back in the day of dial up. (yeah, i did just say that)

Sure enough, about 2 miles down the road, my car stalls out. I walk to the nearest farm house about 100 yards, in the freezing icy rain. I called and got the busy signal. waited 5 min, busy signal, 5 min, busy.. oh yeah, someone wants to die tonight. They offered to drive me home and i said no, the walk will cool me off.. i think steam was coming off my head with each step and by the time i got home i was on fire with rage.

I opened up the door, reached above it (we had the phone wire tacked along the trim above the door) grabbed that phone wire and ripped it out of the back of his computer, jerking the whole tower off and onto the floor...

It went downhill from there

Tah - posted on 12/05/2011

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i dont know how women put up with that mess....i would be waiting in the driveway with his game and strike the match as he pulled up and hand him 2 sets of paper...get a clue and reform...or divorce...sign whichever one but either is a done deal...

Barb - posted on 12/04/2011

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yeah angela, i knew him too.. he wakes up eventually, but it's way to late for his second wife even.

Angela - posted on 12/04/2011

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My ex was and still is a gamer. It was part of the reason we broke up. There is a time and a place for everything but when it is a 24/7 thing it is more like an obsession. Sad but true his life is get up go to work, go home play until his head hits the keyboard and start the day again.

Teresa - posted on 12/01/2011

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I can't GIVE mine away. I wouldn't anyway. he has his faults but so do I.

Barb - posted on 11/28/2011

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LOL Jenni, yeah, his own mother wanted to help her put him up for sale.

I wonder how many times as a teenager she threatened to do that to him.. leave him at the circus, sell him to the gypsies, etc etc

Tah - posted on 11/28/2011

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considering he isn't a pipefitter..yeah....innuendo..lol..and well...

Jenni - posted on 11/28/2011

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Oh it was *his* mother? I was going to say... figures his MIL was encouraging her. lol

~♥Little Miss - posted on 11/27/2011

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Lays the pipe?? Is that an innuendo?

Tah - posted on 11/27/2011

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Mines cooks, cleans, comes home every night (exxcept when deployed or on duty), respectful, lays the pipe..only plays angry birds on IPAD once every 2 weeks...Yeah, im getting rid of him..PFFTT!!!...that was funny though

~♥Little Miss - posted on 11/27/2011

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This is pretty funny. Good sense of humor on these two.

Barb - posted on 11/25/2011

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I like that his mom helped her with the ad.

Jenni - posted on 11/25/2011

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I'll definitely have to keep in mind that I have this option when Diablo III hits the shelves. o_O