True Confessions. . . . .

Shannintipton - posted on 11/06/2011 ( 159 moms have responded )

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I wish this could be done anonymously. I was just wondering if you had any true or shocking confessions.

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Sarah - posted on 04/24/2012

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my son wanted to buy a car from a local car dealer but could not afford the price of £1,750. we both had a look at it and it was in my opinion, compared to others simialr over priced by about £200, but it was in his favourite colour of dark metallic blue, where the others were boring colours

We looked at the othrs thinking he would go for them but he wanted his dream car. So one staurday morning, i had cash in hand of £1,500. and talked with my son that we would try and bargain, as he had before asked what the price could be and the owner said he wouldnt budge. I have used my womanly chatrms and flirting before to get things. and said to my son that men will be men. So i got dressed up, Above knee knee skirt, dark tan non stretch stockings, black suspenders, loose silkish type white blouse no bra or panties and slightly see thru, matching jacket to skirt, and strappy heels.

My son was a bit agog at my appearance,

We went to the garage and started to look at the car, Then the onwer of the forecourt came out to us. I was standing with my back to him and adjusted my jacket so that is was open and when he asked if he could help, i turned round to face him and his eyes nealry popped out his head. I asked if my son could look round the car and what was the lowest he could go. and he budgesd by about 50 quid at first. We both looked round the car and he wouldnt budge on price. I decided to play bad. I sat in the passenger side of the car and let my skirt ride up showing my stockings. But i played innocent by not noticing him looking and making out that i didnt know i was showing them, The man was stuttering a bit which gave me alittle high. Tho he wasnt the best looking bloke about and def not my type i do get a little aroused by men looking,even my nipples responded. My blouse had a couple of low buttons but i could open it up down to near my stomach to show the inbetween of my boobs, wghich i did as i walked round to other side of the car, Still asking about the price, i said i had £1,300 in cash on me right there. Standign by the drivers door, we debated the price, my son standing by the front wing of the car and the owner by me. I thought next step, so i got intot he drivers seat to comment how nice it was and did it sligthly unlady like, with one foot in the foot well and one foot outside the car. For some reason i felt an all out show to him was needed. I leanded back with my legs still apart and managed to make my skirt ride up. I was opening the glove compartment to see iof there was a car manual, which there was. I got that out and as i looked back u to them i saw two pairs of eyes looking at my stockings and inner thighs and more. innocently i covered my modesty. A bit more debating and he went down to £1,500, I said to him lets go to the office and talk.When we were standing inside the office, i leaned forward to put my case down that had the money in, knowing my one boob then was nearly coming out.then i said i could do £1,400 in cash there and then. He sat down and startd to saay he couldnt, I put my one fot up on the chair and started to adjust my shoe straps knowing he could see my stops and more again. A deal was done and o carried on flashing a bit until the car was sold with 12 month warranty. My son was so happy on wy home he bought me a meal at local pub!! i fetl really uncomfortable still dressed up like i was going to have sex with someone, but the reward was the joy my son had with his new car,

Katherine - posted on 11/15/2011

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I actually had to do it with underwear because of my period.

√v^√v^√♥ - posted on 12/24/2011

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masterbates. Ahhhhh gotta love it

Ianina - posted on 12/22/2011

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Shanning, I have no interest in having sex at all too...
Sad right? I'm 29

Constance - posted on 12/24/2011

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My sex life is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We do so many rendom things to keep the intesity alive. We have pretty much done everything under the sun and moon. No threesomes though and that won't ever happen.

After 17 yrs. experimenting is major to keeping the spark. The number one thing is talk to your partner. Don't be embarrassed. You can't get complete satifaction if they don't know how to please you. Plus if you are satisfied in the end the more you will have interest in sex and the more your partner will get lucky LOL.

The one thing that turns me oon the most is my husband doing laundry. With 8 kids it is super sexy for him to do things around the house without me asking. He knows the more he does the more sex he gets.

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Shannintipton - posted on 12/24/2011

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Some Karate instructors go by master. So you would address him as Master Bates. Without laughing. Discipline people always remember your discipline.

Carolee - posted on 12/24/2011

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I suggest just walking into a sex shop and looking around. They also have instructional videos.

Carolee - posted on 12/24/2011

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I tried some about 10 years ago. The flavor wasn't the best, but it wasn't bad, either. I might try getting it again... see what/how they've improved.

√v^√v^√♥ - posted on 12/24/2011

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Even better..... but totally random

My dad worked somewhere once where his job titled was constructed a certain way. His position was titled Master (master technition) and it takes the first 5 letters of your last name and meshed them together

So he was known as.....

Master Bates

LMAO

√v^√v^√♥ - posted on 12/24/2011

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When it first came out in the early 80's my parents bought some. My mom painted a blue heart on his cheek (and god knows what elsewhere LOL) but she said it tasted naaaaaaaaasty! He woke up in the morning late for work, didn't shower and ran out the door. LMAO his coworkers gave him crap over that blue heart on his face for a while

√v^√v^√♥ - posted on 12/24/2011

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Do you think it would be possible to talk more about it with your husband? Start to try games? Some of the games are pretty silly and more thought provoking anyway. I have a deck of cards. There are like 4-5 catagories and each card says something on it. Like, there's a Pillow Talk section where you just ask eachother questions. It's fun to cuddle in bed and read through them.

√v^√v^√♥ - posted on 12/23/2011

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It takes a lot of work sometimes and we do struggle. The most important thing is a partner who is willing to talk and work with you. I've been with my boyfriend now 2.5 years and it hasn't been even close to 'amazing' or 'easy' through 2 pregnancies. But, getting my body back and talking a lot.. we've managed to be fine again. Working on great ;)



Do you guys talk about it? Do you have toys? Sex books? Sex games? Would you two consider an open marriage? Whatever works for you to be happy, you just have to find it. Really.

√v^√v^√♥ - posted on 12/23/2011

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Shannin......... I see easy food in your future.....

Michelle - posted on 12/22/2011

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For the past few months I've been ordering or going to and making these meals at one of those places where you fix your meals and stick them in the freezer. Then most of the time all you have to do is defrost and throw it in the oven. Sometimes I go and do it in session so I can get break from the kids. The best part is all the ingredients are cut up and ready to go and someone cleans up after you. Everyone thinks I have time to cook and I don't, I just fix those.

√v^√v^√♥ - posted on 12/22/2011

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Cigarette smoking in the car with your kids here in CA is totally illega. It blows buttcheeks. Majorly. Come on! It's not like we're going to hotbox our kids. That is so 70's LOL

Emma, my mom put a chain lock on my bedroom door as a toddler so she could shower and me not run out of the room at night. I told someone to do it in a thread almost a year ago in a 'how do I get my kid out of my bed' thread and got my ass CHEWED lol apparently it's horrible to do lol

OMG that's the first time I've heard you hug your hubby, Shannin! Awwwwwe!

√v^√v^√♥ - posted on 12/22/2011

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but you have money. we should do a BL checklist to see who is best LOL yeah thatd be........ great...... not lol

√v^√v^√♥ - posted on 12/22/2011

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Hey I'm 1 notch above you. I like it here too haha

√v^√v^√♥ - posted on 12/22/2011

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I do think it's sad. I hope you find joy in other things at least.

√v^√v^√♥ - posted on 12/15/2011

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This was just plain stupid and funny.

My bf wanted to have sex when I said I wanted to shower together. Well, both kids were awake so yeah right and the windows were wide open so if they did cry who wants to run out there naked? Lol
He took this as a sign I didn't want to have sex at all.
I didn't know he wanted to. He was just asking to shower!?
Then like 15 minutes later I try and he doesn't really move so I give up.
Then I get pissy because I feel weird.
He's like 'What's wrong?'
'What's wrong?!?!' LOL
I tell him off.....
He tells me he did want to
I'm like 'WTF THEN' hahaha
he says 'You were just so practical and right so I didn't say anything.'
'Um, next time? SAY SOMETHING. Period'
so I'm looking forward to make up sex tomorrow. Jerk lol

Shannintipton - posted on 12/13/2011

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I have been with hubby 27 years. Can I ask how old you are and how long you have been married. I am very nosy. And yeah everyone is sorry for me and my inactive sex life. ha ha

Shannintipton - posted on 12/13/2011

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I now have no interest in sex.........at all. Most or all people can not understand that. But being with a good man for many years you can over look what I now call the little things. He is worth it.

Shannintipton - posted on 12/13/2011

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By the way, I feel your pain and sort of understand where you are coming from Veena.

Shannintipton - posted on 12/13/2011

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Sorry Veena, but you cant have everything I guess. And it will pass. It must be frustrating now but it will pass. Sorry to hear about it. Sounds great that he is a good man in most every other area. A lot of woman dont even have that. And are you using an ipad because you spelled my name wrong. ha ha Did it auto correct it. Just wondering. LOL

Shannintipton - posted on 12/13/2011

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sorry was that rude. Sorry I am bored.....again. shesh

Casey - posted on 12/13/2011

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maybe instead of cheating you could try a really honest conversation about things you'd like to do or try - you might me surprised at his reaction :) And tell him you are xtra super duper horny all the time at the moment - My hubby would be all over me if I told him that!!

♥♪Megan♫♥ - posted on 11/15/2011

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All I can say is at least I didn't wipe it on the lid of something!

Shannintipton - posted on 11/15/2011

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I had a boy in my room and I did a SBD. And blamed it on my dog. HA HA HA

Katherine - posted on 11/15/2011

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Do you know how many times I accidentally let one slip and blamed it on the baby?

Shannintipton - posted on 11/15/2011

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My son picks and eats his boogers. I gag every time. EWWWWWWWWWWW

♥♪Megan♫♥ - posted on 11/15/2011

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Ok I have a gross one. I was at Zellers this evening and Lilli had a booger hanging from her nose. I got it out and wiped it on a shelf since I didn't have a Kleenex

~♥Little Miss - posted on 11/15/2011

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Not my finest moment, and him coming and giving me a hug? I didn't even pause with yelling as I was hugging him back. mother of the year award...please pass it to me.

~♥Little Miss - posted on 11/15/2011

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Confession time....again....I just had a HUGE fight with my husband.....in front of the kids. My son was obviously getting so upset, that he came over to hug me. As I am sure you can guess, I am a yeller.

~♥Little Miss - posted on 11/15/2011

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Well Carolee, I can't bake worth a damn. I burn EVERYTHING or it is raw. I will cook, and you can bake. Together we will make the perfect kitchen wife.

♥♪Megan♫♥ - posted on 11/15/2011

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and speaking of burning, I melted the lid of the margarin tub

♥♪Megan♫♥ - posted on 11/15/2011

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All this burning talk makes me nervous. I have to start baking for Christmas soon

Carolee - posted on 11/15/2011

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My sister once burned no-bake cookies. She can cook, though. She's just not good at desserts. I can do desserts, but can't cook without inflicting harm on myself for some reason.

♥♪Megan♫♥ - posted on 11/15/2011

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I think I'm glad to hear that. Sometimes I even ruin the water I make for tea

Carolee - posted on 11/15/2011

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That truly does make me feel better that I'm not the only one who's done that!

♥♪Megan♫♥ - posted on 11/15/2011

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I burned soup a few times myself. At work when I was a prep cook! Yikes!

Carolee - posted on 11/15/2011

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And people don't believe me when I say "I can't cook". They think it's an ex-a-ger-a-tion. It's really not. lol. I laugh at my stupidity in the kitchen all the time.

And that is why I married a man that loves to cook! lol.

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