How to join Obama's cabinet, by Conservatives

Natalie - posted on 10/18/2009 ( 8 moms have responded )

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"Must hate capitolism, must want power, must idolize communist dictators, must feel they know what we need better than the average American, must see the Constitution as a roadblock, must be able to look their brother and sister American in the face and lie without guilt. Must not allow anyone to disagree with their agenda especially not God fearing Christians! Oh yes, and how many more times must we (stupid) little Americans hear "I am having to clean up the mess left behind by the previous administration"? Did I miss anything?"



I love generalized statments made without any sort of source, evidence, or motivation. At least when I'm lampooning conservatives, I provide evidence of their idiocy. Like now =) Jeez, if you hate America's leadership so much, just leave! (That's what I heard during the eight years where they were trying their damndest to send us back to the dark ages)

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JL - posted on 10/19/2009

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I have a generalized statement too...It is more like in order to join Obama's cabinent you must hate greed, must want to empower everyone, must know the difference between a working governmental institution and a unattanable theory, must have read the Constitution, understand it and know what Constitutional theories are, must be able to tell the difference between facts and opinions in order to decipher what is a lie, must be able to recognize that guilt stands with those that abuse the law in the name of "security" and "executive privilege," must understand that we are a nation full of diversity with people who follow different religions and that not everyone who identifies themselves as a Christian believes in the same things and that just because you are God fearing this does not give you the right to JUDGE! Oh yes, and how many more times must we (intelligent) Americans hear, "The past is the past lets move on and stop blaiming the previous administration?" Because what we are suppose to agree with the sentiment that ignorance is bliss and that we should ignore past degressions, set dangerous presidence, and pretend the 8 years of the Bush administration with Cheney holding the reigns bypassing the Constitution and shitting all over the laws in the name of executive privilege did not happen.



How do you prevent abuse if you do not at some point stand up against it and set motions to make examples out of those who have in order to let those in the future know we will not tolerate such indiscretions by our leaders. You should not complain about abuse if you are not willing to demand action when it has occurred.





That is like me putting out in a thread over here that in order to be a Republican Congressman or Senator...you must lie about the facts, talk about delusional hypotheticals, and believe that you were chosen by God, despite the fact that you screw around on your spouse.

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JL - posted on 10/20/2009

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Quoting Natalie:

I fail at internet sarcasm =)


I suck at trying to get my sarcasm across when discussing things on the internet. The internet just doesn't do justice to my sense of humor and honestly I wanted it put out there in case someone came a trolling and read our discussion.

Dana - posted on 10/19/2009

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Quoting Natalie:

I fail at internet sarcasm =)



Hang out with us some more and you'll master it!!  lol

JL - posted on 10/19/2009

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Quoting Natalie:



Quoting Joy "the historian":

That is like me putting out in a thread over here that in order to be a Republican Congressman or Senator...you must lie about the facts, talk about delusional hypotheticals, and believe that you were chosen by God, despite the fact that you screw around on your spouse.






Yeah, but in that case, your generalizations might have some basis in fact.





You are exactly right......that was me being blatantly sarcastic.

Natalie - posted on 10/19/2009

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Quoting Joy "the historian":

That is like me putting out in a thread over here that in order to be a Republican Congressman or Senator...you must lie about the facts, talk about delusional hypotheticals, and believe that you were chosen by God, despite the fact that you screw around on your spouse.



Yeah, but in that case, your generalizations might have some basis in fact.

Sara - posted on 10/19/2009

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What I really don't understand...what's so wrong with communism in the first place? They probably have that philosophy to thank for their public school education and getting their mail everyday.



And, this whole "constitution as a roadblock" idea...they do realize that Obama is not only someone who has dedicated his life not only to the service of others, but as a defender and educator of the Constitution? Oh, but him being a Professor of Constitutional law is probably just another way that he's flaunting his ivy league education that affirmative action helped him get and welfare helped him pay for. I don't expect much from people who liked GW. That man was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and was the head of several failed businesses that his daddy helped him to get (not to mention the Yale education he pissed away, that daddy got him and paid for). He's an alcoholic who found Jesus. Hallelujah. How can they defend him but chastize Obama...I just dont' get it.

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