Amanda - posted on 05/05/2012 ( 3 moms have responded )
So, my kids say the craziest things.... but especially for 3 and 4 year old daughters.
My 3 year old named her stuffed panda bear, China... which she is correct... they live in China. However, when she says China... it sounds like Vagina! It drives my husband crazy. People around us look at us funny when she says things like... "Sissy want to tickle my China?"
Then there is my 4 year old... wow. My husband has a very large friend. He used our bathroom one day, and she asked if it was safe for him to use the toilet or if the toilet was going to fall through the floor. Then the other day, she wanted to play outside... I told her no... and her response is "Mom there's a big fat guy in the driveway... why can't I go outside too?" I explained that big fat guy is not nice, but she could say there was a guy outside.... or even a big guy outside.... and she say "Yeah mom... there a big fat guy outside." She also asked us why our friend who is dark complected was burnt.
I don't remember my oldest daughter being so outspoken... lol.