Funny Facebook vent

Nikki - posted on 12/13/2010 ( 17 moms have responded )

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I really don't think some people this before they update their status on fb, it's like a train wreck you just can't keep from starring at. Some of the status updates I have read in the past couple of days are just unbelievable, it's just waaaay too much information, why do some people feel the need to share EVERY intimate detail about their lives, things they would never tell a person face to face. Do they realise that hundred's of friends and acquaintances and reading about their personal lives, their financial situations and their racist views! I know I can delete them, or block their posts, but it's just too darn entertaining, rather embarrassing for them though!

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Nikki - posted on 12/16/2010

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Good on you Barb, I would have said the same thing, it irritates me when people put others in danger. She probably feels guilty and doesn't want to reply, well lets hope anyway!

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Barb - posted on 12/16/2010

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I think i lost a facebook friend this morning. She posted a picture of her getting on the onto the freeway on her way to work WHILE SHE WAS DRIVING!! to show the horrid traffic jam as the result of the hazardous weather conditions. So i commented on the photo, "i know i'm not your mother, but i am A mother and feel obligated to say, 'PUT DOWN THE FUCKING PHONE AND DRIVE GODDAMMIT!"

I haven't heard from her since.

Bonnie - posted on 12/15/2010

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Ah before you know it people are going to start putting in their status that they just took a sh*t. (TMI I know)

Oh wait, I have seen those kind of statuses already. Geesh, people need to think of something else.

Barb - posted on 12/15/2010

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I was glad it was my little vacuum so i just had the little bag to go through LOL.

I took all the keys off of my husbands keyboard to clean it and got all the keys back on except i accidentally switched the "L" and "K" keys around. so every time he would hit the "L" a "K" would appear and vice versa. He didn't know i had taken all the keys off to clean the computer and was yelling "WTF is wrong with my keyboard?!!" I came in "oh, what's wrong honey? MMM that is odd, would mind getting me a glass of water, maybe i can fix it." while he was gone i switched em back real quick. he comes back "well, they work for me honey, maybe your fingers were just hitting them at the same time" :)

I think he knew though, he was eyeballing me. and i was trying really really hard not to laugh.

Stifler's - posted on 12/15/2010

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My kid pulled the TAB key off the other day. I couldn't figure out how to put it back on so I just banged it and it went back on. Wife Swap is so extreme lol it's always an extreme clean freak or an extremely militant parent or a freaky enviro freak who can't find a balance bahaha

Nikki - posted on 12/15/2010

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I LOVE wife swap USA, it makes me feel so superior! lol

I can't believe you sucked up your K Barb! my mum pulled all the keys off her keyboard to vacuum underneath and it took her weeks to work out how to put them back in the right spot!

I don't post on fb all that often, but it's usually about Isobel doing something cute, annoying I know, but a 1 year old head banging to metallica is cute!

Stifler's - posted on 12/15/2010

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I love posting links to news articles that outrage me or I want to make fun of. Or start a discussion about Wife Swap USA being a train wreck. Today I wrote that I was bored and that 3 o clock should hurry up so I can get my hair cut, shame.

Barb - posted on 12/15/2010

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oh i love failbook, i haven't heard of lamebook though. i also love "learn from my fail" or "lfmf". I'm never sure what to put as my status. Yesterday i was cleaning my keyboard and sucked the letter "k" into the vacuum cleaner. I thought that would be a funny status, but most of the times i put a quote i like or talk about something the mission needs or to boast on a good deed a friend did.

What do you guys put?

Bonnie - posted on 12/14/2010

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I don't know why a lot of people feel the need to advertise their whole life in there, like what they are eating, where they are going, everything word for word..."I just woke up, going to get something to eat, and get ready to go shopping. Then maybe later I will still have money to pay $500 on my student loans." Why?

Stifler's - posted on 12/14/2010

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hahaha there's one on mine who is always insinuating that her husband is abusing with updates like " moved all my craft stuff... he made me move it all back! can't do anything in this house" and stuff like that.

Nikki - posted on 12/14/2010

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I am the same Emma, I have this one chick who is such a drama queen and reading her posts are so dam embarrassing but entertaining at the same time!

Stifler's - posted on 12/14/2010

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Lamebook is funny too. But seriously I WANT to delete people but I get so many laughs from their status drama fights.

Nikki - posted on 12/13/2010

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I LOVE Failbook, I always have facebook, CoM and failbook loaded on my laptop to check throughout the day, perfect mix of entertainment!

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