Sarah - posted on 01/18/2012 ( 35 moms have responded )
-How did you get chocolate frosting in your ear?
-Don't bite the dog. She'll probably bite you back.
-Yes there is poop there. Why do you feel the need to bring it to me?
-Stop licking the chair!
-No, the dog doesn't need to eat your boogers.
My first is only 18 months so I didn't have alot to start this with but I figured we could get some giggles from each other out of it.