Things you've said since having kids that you thought you'd never say to anyone

Sarah - posted on 01/18/2012 ( 35 moms have responded )

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-How did you get chocolate frosting in your ear?



-Don't bite the dog. She'll probably bite you back.



-Yes there is poop there. Why do you feel the need to bring it to me?



-Stop licking the chair!



-No, the dog doesn't need to eat your boogers.



My first is only 18 months so I didn't have alot to start this with but I figured we could get some giggles from each other out of it.

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Katherine - posted on 04/09/2012

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Ew! Melissa my 2 year old used to do the same thing with dirty work boots.

Milie - posted on 04/09/2012

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I remember my mothers always saying to us kids, What do you think money grows on tree?

2. God will get you for that.

3. If you lie, your nose will get big like Pinocchio's

4. God is watching you (when we did not so nice things)

5. Eat all the food on your plate, there are children in Europe (during wW #2 ) who dont have

enough food to eat...

6..Your goona take a bath whether you like it or not !

7...If your good, the Easter bunny will come, if not..also used at Xmas time for Santa

8.. A stitch in time saves 9, and boy was she right about that one.

9. Wish on the first star you see, and you will get your wish.



There were so many more...in my day they were called "Wives tales" but so many were true.

Good memories of my mother, and all her sayings...I still repeat them constatly.

Melissa - posted on 04/02/2012

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I run a home daycare so I find myself saying some of the strangest things to the kids some days. My favorites include; "Don't put your finger in there" "We don't eat the cats" and of course, "Please, for goodness sake don't lick that" It was said as one of my 2 year olds

decided to lick my husbands dirty work boot!



Melissa JH

Sarah - posted on 03/10/2012

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-Don't run into the dog's butt-hole!

(She was riding her push car around the house & ran smack into the back of the dog. Since the dog has a curly tail...well you see where I'm going with this. I laughed so hard after I said this that I had to leave the room.)

Brittney - posted on 02/24/2012

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My daughter is 16 months and the crazy things she does! I've had to tell her all sorts of things, she usually responds 'why?'



-(At the zoo) 'Put your shirt back on! were in public you know.'



-(In our back yard) 'Ewww! don't eat yellow snow!'



-(Inside the house) 'Get those blocks out of the fridge'



-(at a friends house) 'You did not just eat dog poop...did you?'

Klara - posted on 02/11/2012

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-The dog dish is for the dogs.

-sit on that chair right before you bust your head open.

-don't pick your nose in public.

-if your going to do that, please go to your room first.

-you need to wash your hands after you scratch your butt!

-how did that get in your nose in the first place?

-put your shirt down. You have a cute belly, but I don't need to see it!

-you took it, you eat it!

-eat your cat brains (brussel sprouts)!

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I know I've said some good ones, but the only one that's sticking out in my head right now is....



Stop playing w/ that frog. It's dead. (said to my girls when they were 4/5)

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Don't drink that dish water.

Get that duck out of the toilet.

Get your finger out of your nose.....DONT EAT IT!!

Jenn - posted on 02/10/2012

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Take the kitten out of the sock drawer.



Yes, that IS the biggest poop I've ever see!



Stop poking each other in the vaginas.



No, Daddy didn't give you milk from his booby.



It isn't nice to tell people they have a fat tummy.





Because I TOLD YOU TO!

Sarah - posted on 02/07/2012

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-Take your book off your butt (during a diaper change)



-Don't put your face where your butt goes



-The potty seat is not a hat



-Hey! No head-butting!



LOL Can you tell from these that we're potty-training? ;)

Corinne - posted on 01/25/2012

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My Mum used to say it to me and it drove me bug sh1t. Now it's used so often at home my kids say it to the teachers. :)

Shaz - posted on 01/22/2012

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response to the never ending why:

because y is a crooked letter that cant be straightened

Gina - posted on 01/22/2012

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Yeh she didn't want to sleep, it was so cute.

After reading these, it seems our kids have a thing for poop, my reply is ewwwwww lol

Stifler's - posted on 01/22/2012

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Stop chewing on the remote/power cords.



No i wouldn't like to eat any of your pre masticated biscuit.

Gina - posted on 01/20/2012

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I know you slept yesterday but sleep is something you need everyday

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Yes if you bite me it hurts



.No you cant.. because I said so



Don't bark you're not a dog.



Yes you're a great help but PLEASE stop helping.



No I'm not hiding I'm in the toilet.



And the worst one.. When I was your age.

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Michelle - posted on 01/19/2012

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The dog is not a pony...

Don't pee on your sister...

Stop licking the car

DeAnne - posted on 01/19/2012

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Me: "You need to take your clothes off BEFORE getting into the shower."

Son: "But mommy they need to get clean too."



Me: " look there goes a bird"

Son: "Bucas mommy"

Me: " no bird"

Son: " Bucas mommy"

Me: "Okay.. Look.. a Buca"



Dont lick the ______ fill in the blank.. could be a floor a plate.. etc..

Corinne - posted on 01/19/2012

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Get your bum outta my face!



No, you can't ride the rabbit.



No sweetie, the cat isn't singing she's growling. LET GO OF THE CAT.



When I said stop wiping your nose on your sleeve, it did not mean use mine instead.



Thankyou for painting my hair, it looks rather stylish.

Sarah - posted on 01/19/2012

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I'm not just trying to be nice by marking everything funny. You all really did give some good giggles! Thanks!

@Medic Mommy, I have changed my shirt sooo many times for your #4. LOL

@Carolee, sooo many times have I resisted the urge to tell her to stop helping! ROFL

Medic - posted on 01/19/2012

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Stop trying to wear your brothers underwear



Stop riding your sister, she is not a horse



Do not bite your brothers feet...or mine for that matter



I am not your walking tissue to be used at your convienence



Do not color your sister.

Carolee - posted on 01/19/2012

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"Yes, your sister does need to breathe."



"For the love of God, stop helping!"

Amanda - posted on 01/19/2012

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Get your face out of the toilet.



Stop licking the toilet/floor/table/window/your sister/brother



Why is there wee in my shoe?



Use a fork, you are not a puppy get your face out of your bowl.



get you fingers out of your nose



No you can't drink the water out of the birdbath



Put some pants on



Please don't wee over your sister...No she doesn't like it

Katherine - posted on 01/18/2012

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Don't eat your boogers



No you can't eat plastic



No you cannot smear poop everywhere



No you can't pee on the carpet



Get OFF the balcony



Don't open that in the store and eat it



Don't eat that off the floor!



and many, many others.....

Carolee - posted on 01/18/2012

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"Stop eating the banana with the pliers."



"That's Predator, honey."



"How can we have a 'tomorrow' if you won't go to sleep tonight?"

Shaz - posted on 01/18/2012

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you are not a dog...... (my boy went through a stage of pretending he was a dog)



leila you are not the mummy.....



who do you think you are young lady???



oh no.....why is it always u?



caleb dont lick the cat.....



you cant cook textas on my stove



no you cant just wash your bum by pushing the toilet button you need to wipe it.



why are you putting mummys deoderant on your hands?

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