What's the grossest thing your kid(s) have ever done?

Tah - posted on 01/17/2012

i think i gave her 3 baths i could have sworn i kept smelling it on her...lol..that is terrible...

Sarah - posted on 01/17/2012

Those moments are hard, when all you want to do is laugh but you have to enforce discipline.

Amanda - posted on 01/17/2012

It was a shower job. I had to laugh afterwards but I was so cross at the time.

Sarah - posted on 01/17/2012

Poop on her brother! Sorry Amanda, that has got to be rough but that made me LOL sooo hard!

Thanks for the giggles!

Amanda - posted on 01/17/2012

My daughter especially has been my poo smearer. Carpets, walls, her brother. She also likes to pick her nose and eat it and when she was crawling she had a fascination with the licking the toilet.

I'm sure she should have been my boy.



My son however likes to wee everywhere. He's like a puppy, his favourite place is his toy box. Thankfully that phase passed as quickly as it came.

Corinne - posted on 01/17/2012

Why is it always poop?! When my little girl was 3yrs she pooped the bed and thinking she was going to be in trouble, posted it down the side of the bed. I went in and had to tear the room apart to find where the smell was coming from. It had bounced off the wall and into one of the toy boxes under her bed. Cleaning that little lot was fun!

Tah - posted on 01/17/2012

sydney used to do that as well when she was a baby...i would go to get her up in the mornings and i could smell it before i got to her room..poop on the walls, the crib bars...uuurrgghh....so un-princess like...

Sarah - posted on 01/16/2012

OH WOW! Katherine, totally coming to you if I need cleaning tips! LOL

Katherine - posted on 01/16/2012

Oh mine did it almost everyday for 2 months!

Sarah - posted on 01/16/2012

Probably the poop thing. We call them poo-splosions. I went in to get her up for the day and had to end up cleaning from her eyebrows to about a foot around the crib on the floor. Thank the Lord we have brown carpet in this apartment & for machine washable stuffed animals!

Did I mention this happened twice in one week? Nothing like having to give the kid a bath before you've even had coffee! LOL ;)

Katherine - posted on 01/16/2012

Oh the boogers....!!!!

Tina - posted on 01/16/2012

I caught my son one early morning pulling a nugget out of his nappy he was just about to try to eat it. Now he wears body suits and shorts to try and keep him out.

Carolee - posted on 01/15/2012

Boogers on the wall. Eww.

Katherine - posted on 01/15/2012

Oh yeah Katie, that's what mine did only SHE did it on purpose ;)

Katie - posted on 01/15/2012

I experienced something similar to that the other day. My 2 year old went down for a nap and after about 45 minutes it was obvious that he wasn't going to sleep, he was just playing in his room. I had a bad feeling so I went in to find that he had blown out his diaper. His pants, socks, hands, sheets, mattress, blanket, carpet, walls and stuffed animals all ended up having to be washed....Not cool!