Stephanie - posted on 09/06/2009 ( 17 moms have responded )
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I am trying to come up with some fun and funny "you might be a mormon if.."'s. similar to jeff foxworthys "you might be a red neck if.." and I need you help, all I have come up with so far is.... "you might be a mormon if you have a years supply of food in your basement" and it is not even that funny, please help!!
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Rachel - posted on 11/14/2011
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not the same vein, but my favourite Mormon joke is "How can you tell the difference between a Catholic and Mormon wedding? At a Catholic wedding, the bride is pregnant. At a Mormon wedding, the mother of the Bride is pregnant".
Amanda - posted on 03/15/2011
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You might be a mormon if you have ever blessed cake, cookies or donuts saying, "Please bless this food that it will strengthen and nourish our bodies."
(http://www.lightplanet.com/mormons/humor...
Amanda - posted on 03/15/2011
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You might be a mormon if you have ever blessed cake, cookies or donuts saying, "Please bless this food that it will strengthen and nourish our bodies."
(http://www.lightplanet.com/mormons/humor...
Ericka - posted on 01/18/2011
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You might be a mormon if you have to explain to the rest of your family, more than once.....We are NOT a cult !!!
Elizabeth - posted on 11/30/2010
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I really need that. So tired of people thinking that being mormon is a bad thing
Marcella - posted on 10/20/2010
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I got this from a friend you might be a mormon if you and your mom are pregnant and due around the same time
Emily - posted on 08/16/2010
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You might be a Mormon if you're married before your 20 and pregnant before your 21.
You might be a mormon if you've been to Utah more than once (and not just passing through).
You might be a mormon if you often say the words "heck" "darn" and "oh my goodness".
Wendy - posted on 07/19/2010
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you might be a Mormon mom if you are an expert at casseroles! lol
Renee - posted on 05/28/2010
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Your a fan of GLENN BECK!
Beth - posted on 05/12/2010
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...if you haven't seen your knees since you started wearing gees.
Amy - posted on 09/24/2009
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You ever have to tell someone you cannot have the girls night you've been desperately dreaming of because it falls on a Monday, and by george you HAVE to stay home with the people you need a break from in the first place. Dessert anyone? :-)
Amy - posted on 09/23/2009
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I thought of another. you might be a mormon if you know what FHE, BYC, & PPI stand for.
Amy - posted on 09/23/2009
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you might be a mormon if you have a jello salad at every meal.
Amy - posted on 09/23/2009
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You might be a mormon if you've ever had to explain to someone that you are now and will always be the only wife in your marriage.
Becky - posted on 09/21/2009
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you might be a Mormon is half of furniture is built out of food storage.
Nicole - posted on 09/16/2009
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You might be a mormon if most of the children playing in your neighborhood park are biologically yours.
Gina - posted on 09/12/2009
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You might be a mormon if you drive a van with the licensce plate saying BMW.... for big mormon wagon.
I got this off of my sister who does drive a big 13 passenger van, although she doesn't have BMW on her plates.
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