you might be a mormon if.....

Stephanie - posted on 09/06/2009 ( 17 moms have responded )

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I am trying to come up with some fun and funny "you might be a mormon if.."'s. similar to jeff foxworthys "you might be a red neck if.." and I need you help, all I have come up with so far is.... "you might be a mormon if you have a years supply of food in your basement" and it is not even that funny, please help!!
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Marcella - posted on 10/20/2010

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I got this from a friend you might be a mormon if you and your mom are pregnant and due around the same time

Amy - posted on 09/23/2009

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You might be a mormon if you've ever had to explain to someone that you are now and will always be the only wife in your marriage.

Nicole - posted on 09/16/2009

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You might be a mormon if most of the children playing in your neighborhood park are biologically yours.

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Rachel - posted on 11/14/2011

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not the same vein, but my favourite Mormon joke is "How can you tell the difference between a Catholic and Mormon wedding? At a Catholic wedding, the bride is pregnant. At a Mormon wedding, the mother of the Bride is pregnant".

Ericka - posted on 01/18/2011

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You might be a mormon if you have to explain to the rest of your family, more than once.....We are NOT a cult !!!

Elizabeth - posted on 11/30/2010

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I really need that. So tired of people thinking that being mormon is a bad thing

Emily - posted on 08/16/2010

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You might be a Mormon if you're married before your 20 and pregnant before your 21.

You might be a mormon if you've been to Utah more than once (and not just passing through).

You might be a mormon if you often say the words "heck" "darn" and "oh my goodness".

Amy - posted on 09/24/2009

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You ever have to tell someone you cannot have the girls night you've been desperately dreaming of because it falls on a Monday, and by george you HAVE to stay home with the people you need a break from in the first place. Dessert anyone? :-)

Amy - posted on 09/23/2009

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I thought of another. you might be a mormon if you know what FHE, BYC, & PPI stand for.

Gina - posted on 09/12/2009

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You might be a mormon if you drive a van with the licensce plate saying BMW.... for big mormon wagon.



I got this off of my sister who does drive a big 13 passenger van, although she doesn't have BMW on her plates.

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