favorite quotes from movies or tv

Rosie - posted on 06/26/2010 ( 55 moms have responded )

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for some reason i love to quote lines from movies or certain tv shows, o reven quotes from friends. what are your favorite quotes? here's some of mine.

"i'm normally not a praying man...but if your up there, please save me superman!" -homer simpson

"leave the gun, take the canolies" clemenza from the godfather

" yeaaaahhhhh, i'm gonna have to ask you ot move your desk to the basement..." mr lumbergh, office space

"seeing a vagina by itself is like seeing a clown in the middle of the night by itself, it's just alarming and weird"- jonah hill -superbad

"you're just jealous napolean cause i've been here talking to babes online allday" -kip-napolean dynamite

"did you carve up any ice?....with your weiner!!" -chazz michael michaels-blades of glory


oh theres so many more, but i'll stop!! gqtm!!

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Jonas - posted on 05/31/2011

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There has been too many great moive quotes in the history but here are my favorite forever.





“It’s a moral imperative.” —Real Genius



“My life is as good as an Abba song. It’s as good as Dancing Queen.” — Muriel’s Wedding



“Not the beeeees!.” — Wicker Man



I take your fucking bullets!” - -Scarface



“I used to fuck guys like you in prison” — Roadhouse



Most of these movies are documentary and there is been a list of so many quotes online where pijabla has shared most and also you can watch movies online if want to hear those quotes again and again.

Jackie - posted on 07/15/2010

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Oh and Heres another..

Men are rats. Listen to me, they're fleas on rats. Worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats.

You pig!
I love it when you talk dirty

Jackie - posted on 07/15/2010

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whisper voice...
"I see dead people"

I was totally gonna use "Nobody puts Baby in a Corner" but Laura beat me to the punch.

Jessica - posted on 07/13/2010

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I have so many, I'm a movie addict but here are just a few extra favs! Also...what does gqtm mean?

Talk hard, I like that. It's like a dirty thought in a nice clean mind - Pump Up the Volume

Just look inside yourself and you'll see me waving up at you naked wearing only a cock ring - Pump Up the Volume

And Hansel said to Gretel, 'Let us drop these breadcrumbs... so that together we find our way home. Because losing our way would be the most cruel of things.' This year.. I lost my way...
And losing your way on a journey is unfortunate. But, losing your reason for the journey... is a fate more cruel.
The journey lasted eight months. Sometimes I traveled alone, sometimes, there were others who took the wheel -- and took my heart. But when the destination was reached, it wasn’t me who arrived...it wasn't me at all.
And once you lose yourself, you have two choices: find the person you used to be... or lose that person completely.
Because, sometimes, you have to step outside of the person you've been. And remember the person you were meant to be. The person you wanted to be. The person you are." - OTH

Dean: "Well, I think I learned a valuable lesson: always take down your Christmas decorations after New Years' or you might get filleted by a hooker from god." Supernatural

Fact is, some women don't have large breasts, and they're people too. Maybe they'd like the freedom to show us their bottoms instead of their breasts. Maybe they'd enjoy a more flexible arse-friendly beach that says: "Hey, so long as you've got cleavage, who cares which way it's facing?" ~Coupling

"When God made the arse, he didn't say, 'Hey, it's just your basic hinge, let's knock off early.' He said, 'Behold ye angels, I have created the arse. Throughout the ages to come, men and women shall grab hold of these, and shout my name.'" - Coupling

I could go on forever...but i'm tired, lol, maybe i'll add more later. :)

LaCi - posted on 07/13/2010

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so not a chick flick. I know more guys who love the princess bride than girls lol



My guy friends actually introduced me to it ;x

*Lisa* - posted on 07/12/2010

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I just asked my husband if he likes it and he said 'NO'. He says it's a chick flick!

Rosie - posted on 07/12/2010

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i love princess bride. is it only a girl thing you think, my husband never heard of it, and thinks it's stupid.:(

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"What weighs six ounces, lives in a tree and is very dangerous? A sparrow with a machine gun!"



tee hee hee... I LOVE Batman: The Movie (1966 with Adam West and Burt Ward). :D



Here's another one:



"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!"



"Robin, get me the bat repellent shark spray!"



tee hee hee... I have SOOO many more from that movie! :P

*Lisa* - posted on 07/08/2010

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Texas Ranger: The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said Washington, D.C.
She said "No, you're wrong." I said "You got a lumpy butt." She got mad at me and yelled at me and I peed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee-pants.

taladega nights

Sunny - posted on 07/05/2010

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"You know what else is delicious? Parfait! Have you ever met a person and you say 'hey let me get you some parfait' and they say 'hell no! I dont want no parfait!'? Parfait are delicious!" - Donkey from Shrek

"No not the gumdrop buttons!" - Gingerbread man from Shrek

"This is more intense than the time i forgot how to sit down!" - Peter from Family guy

"No. Don't you remember? Hermione told you that Seamus told me that Dean was told by Parvarity that Hagrid was looking for you. Seamus never really told me anything so it was me all along. I thought we'd be alright, once you figured that out."
"Who could possibly figure that out? Its completely mental!"
"Well i guess i was a bit distort"
- Ron and Harry from Harry Potter

"Well how was it?"
"Wet. Well she was sort of crying"
"That bad at it are you?"
"Im sure Harrys kissing was more than satisfactory. Cho spends half her time crying."
"You'd think a bit of snogging would cheer her up!"
"Don't you understand how she must be feeling? Well she's sad about Sedwrick, there for confused about liking Harry, guilty about kissing him, conflicted because Undbridge is threatening to sack her mum from her job at the ministry and stressed about failing her owls because she's so busy worrying about everything else!"
"One person couldn't feel all that, they'd explode!"
"Just because you've got the emotional rang of a teaspoon!"
- Harry, Ron and Hermione in Harry Potter

Rosie - posted on 07/02/2010

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from "friday"

"you got knocked the fuck out!!!"

:don't nobody go in there for about 35-45 min."

"how the hell you gonna get fired on your day off?"

and one of my favorite scenes that can only be described with a video, enjoy!

*Lisa* - posted on 07/01/2010

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'I don't know hot to put this but... I'm kind of a big deal... people know me...' - anchorman

Isobel - posted on 06/30/2010

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I had an onion on my belt...cause that was the style at the time
-The Simpsons

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From the Simpsons

"So I says to Mabel, I says.."
"I bent my Wookie"
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

"Do or do not...there is no try." Yoda - Star Wars

"I totally paused." - Clueless

Lady - posted on 06/30/2010

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"You can't leave that lyin' there!"
"That's not a lion it's a giraff!"

punch line to a joke in 28 days later but said quite often in our house lol!!!

Pulp fiction - totally awesome!!

Rosie - posted on 06/29/2010

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um oh my god, i forgot about pulp fiction too?!!!

"you know cops tend to notice shit like cars drenched in fucking blood!!"

my favorite 8 minutes in ANY movie!! lol!!

Isobel - posted on 06/29/2010

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Pulp fiction

"Now that is a tasty burger"

"My girlfriend is a vegetarian...which pretty much makes me a vegetarian"

Rosie - posted on 06/29/2010

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ok, i am so ashamed to admit i've never seen a monty python movie, or spinal tap. so i have no clue what you all are tlaking about!! lol!! i need to get out more.

i think laura got one that i should've gotten!! NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER! that's classic!

*Lisa* - posted on 06/29/2010

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Mr. Dennit: What did you just say to me?
Ricky: What? I said it with all due respect!
Mr. Dennit: Just because you say that doesn't mean you get to say whatever you want to say to me!
Ricky: It sure as hell does!
Mr. Dennit: No, it doesn't--
Ricky: It's in the Geneva Conventions, look it up!
-Taladega Nights-

'George you are the most selfish man on the planet!'
'Well that's just silly. Have you met every one on the planet?'
- 2 Weeks Notice -

'I'd like to dedicate this dance to my grandpa.'
'Ok little girl, and where's your grandpa this evening?'
'In the trunk of our car.'
- Little Miss Sunshine -

'I ate a big red candle.'
- Brick, Anchorman -

'I'm going to punch you in the ovaries. Yep, straight to the baby maker.'
- Ron, Anchorman-

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I love:

"I woulda got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog!" - Sccoby Doo

"Exsqueeze me!" - Jaja Binks Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace

"Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck" - Genie, Aladdin

etc!

Lady - posted on 06/29/2010

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Love it Laura - they're one we use as well!!! Spinal Tap and Monty Python are just so quotable!

Krista - posted on 06/28/2010

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LOL@ Laura. I actually used that Spinal Tap line when I was in labour. I was having really awful, pitocin-induced contractions, and after one REALLY bad one, I caught my breath, looked at Keith, and said in a Brit accent, "That one went to eleven."

Isobel - posted on 06/28/2010

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Monty Python

“We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!”

“Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?”

"That's not an argument"
"Yes it is"

Spinal Tap

But this one goes to eleven.

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Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"Bueller....Bueller....Anyone?"

"In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... Anyone? Anyone?... the Great Depression, passed the... Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowered?... raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? It did not work, and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression. Today we have a similar debate over this. Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before? The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says? It says that at this point on the revenue curve, you will get exactly the same amount of revenue as at this point. This is very controversial. Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Something-d-o-o economics. "Voodoo" economics."

(I admit, I copied and pasted the last one)

*Lisa* - posted on 06/28/2010

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'Miss Hoover I ate my worm can I have another one?'

'When I grow up I want to be a principle or a caterpillar. I love you principal Skinner!'

Krista - posted on 06/28/2010

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Blazing Saddles has to be one of the most quotable movies too.

"'Scuse me while I whip this out."

Bart: I better go check out this Mongo character.
[Bart reaches for his gun]
Jim: Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.

Jim: [consoling Bart] What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

(There are lots more quotes, but they aren't exactly PC, so I'll just leave it at that.)

Lady - posted on 06/28/2010

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"He's not the messiah - he's a very naughty boy!" Monty python's the life of Brian.

"You we're just supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" The Itallian Job

Iain's favourite;
"Improvise, adapt and overcome!" Clint Eastwood, and he says it in the Clint Eastwood vioce and everything.

Carolee - posted on 06/27/2010

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From Clue:



"Well, someone has to get the ball rolling, and it might as well be me. I mean, I'm used to being a hostess. It's part of my husband's work. And it's always difficult when a group of new friends get together for the first time to get acquainted, so I'm perfectly prepared to get the ball rolling. I mean, I have absolutely no idea why we're here or what I'm doing here, but I'm determined to have a good time, and very intrigued. Oh, my, this soup's delicious, isn't it?"

(All said really fast like a huge run-on sentence.)



I know I messed up a couple of times, but that's a long quote to remember. I say it at random times when conversation lags...

Rosie - posted on 06/27/2010

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that's so funny lisa, cause i got the urge to go watch dumb and dumber!! i'm going out to buy it right now on dvd, i only have it on video tape, lol!!i don't even have a vcr in the living room anymore!

*Lisa* - posted on 06/27/2010

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Dumb and Dumber is awesome!!
I got such an urge to watch Anchorman tonight after all these quotes.... so I did :D

I'm Ron Burgandy?

Rosie - posted on 06/27/2010

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i think step brothers is my favorite will ferrell movie. i'm seriously LMAO right now, thinking about those scenes!!



i got some more, lol!



"the first time i laid eyes on mary swanson, i got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where i'd do anything to bone her."-lloyd

"that's a special feeling, lloyd"- harry



"i expected the rocky mountains to be a little more rockier"

"yeah, i was thining the same thing, that john denver was full of shit, man"



"we got no food, no jobs......AND OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!"



"yeah, i called her up, she game me a bunch of shit about not listening to her or something, i don't know, i wasn't really paying attention"



What the hell are we doing here, Harry? We gotta get out of this town!

Harry: Oh yeah, and go where? Where are we gonna go?

Lloyd: I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.

Harry: Oh, I don't know, Lloyd. The French are assholes.





princess bride was another favorite of mine growing up!! hello, my name is inigo montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!!! ah, my best friend and i would do that back and forth, lol!love it!!

*Lisa* - posted on 06/27/2010

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Oo Zoolander!!
What is this?! A centre for ants??! How are they going to learn to read if they can't even fit inside the building?? It needs to be at least 3 times this size!

Tanya - posted on 06/26/2010

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Anchorman:
O, I'm sorry champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.

I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean that really got out of hand fast!
Brian Fantana: It jumped up a notch.
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yea, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yea, there were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by because you're probably wanted for murder.

Zoolander:
I got the black lung pop

Matilda: I became...
Hansel: What?
Matilda: Bulimic.
Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?

The files are in the computer

Mer-man!

If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

Step Brothers:
You and your mom are hilbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.

Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner.

I wanna roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina

I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.

I am so not a raper

Devils Advocate:
What about love?

Vanity definitely my favorite sin.

I actually love that movie and could go on for days

Unforgiven:
All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna kill him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife. All his friends. Burn his damn house down.

Idiocracy: (one of the best movies of all time)
.. And there was a time in this country, a long time ago, when reading wasn't just for fags and neither was writing. People wrote books and movies, movies that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting, and I believe that time can come again!

I like money

Yeah, I got a solution, you're a dick! South Carolina, what's up!

[cabinet has been debating putting water on the plants instead of Brawndo]
Pvt. Joe Bowers: What *are* these electrolytes? Do you even know?
Secretary of State: They're... what they use to make Brawndo!
Pvt. Joe Bowers: But *why* do they use them to make Brawndo?
Secretary of Defense: [raises hand after a pause] Because Brawndo's got electrolytes.

Johnny - posted on 06/26/2010

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I love Clint Eastwood. If he would have me, I would marry him. And I love Westerns. Name a Western, I've seen it.

Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one.
~Clint Eastwood - The Dead Pool

Lisa stole my Anchorman quotes and Sara stole my Princess Bride ones, so that's all I've got for now ;-P

*Lisa* - posted on 06/26/2010

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Hooray kati! I'm not the only freak!

Yay Princess Bride!!
'Get back Witch!'
'I'm not a witch I'm your wife! And after what you just said I'm not sure I want to be that anymore!'

'We'll never survive!'
'Nonsense. You're only saying that because nobody ever has.'

'Life is pain Highness! Anyone who says differently is selling something!'

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