Grosser!!!

Johnny - posted on 06/03/2010 ( 49 moms have responded )

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Woman jailed for testicle attack
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self-defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".


I am in no way a violent person
Amanda Monti

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."





OMFG!!! That has got to be one of the most disturbing things that I have read lately, and I've read a lot of disturbing things!!! She says, "I am in no way a violent person." What would you call that then honey?? This is giving me Loreena Bobbit flashbacks. Do you think people are getting crazier in general or is the media just searching more intently for stories like this?

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*Lisa* - posted on 06/07/2010

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We are sooo weird.
Come over to Hong Kong Loureen. I'd love to introduce you to the local food here ;) It's pretty common to eat chicken feet in soup, shark fin soup and crunchy ducks legs over here. Oh and they have this weird thing where they wait til a fertilized bird egg is close to hatching, then chop off the top and suck out the insides. I could go on but it just gets worse and I just ate.

Krista - posted on 06/07/2010

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Funny how if you had a bull's nuts in your mouth while they're attached to the bull, it'd be bestiality. Stick 'em in your mouth after cutting them off, and it's a delicacy.

We are a f**king weird species.

Charlie - posted on 06/07/2010

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aren't bull testicles called prairie oysters ? isnt it a delicacy ?

I will try almost anything ( not human testes though ) LOL but im pretty adventurous .

Lady - posted on 06/07/2010

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They ate a crocodiles penis on I'm a celebrity get me out of here and kangaroo testicles - made me want to puke - I hate realtilty tv.

Isobel - posted on 06/06/2010

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they used to eat them all the time on Fear Factor (with Joe Rogan) I loved that show...and lots of people eat bull's testicles :)

Jodi - posted on 06/06/2010

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Ok, now that is sick, LMAO!! What sort of SICK FREAK would write a Testicle cookbook, seriously.

But you know what? It might be worth showing hubby.....do you think it would keep him awake at night, do you think he might go out of his way NOT to piss me off so he CAN sleep at night????? Heheheheh........


And didn't they eat bulls testicles on some reality show? Survivor or Amazing Race, or something like that?

Ok, yes, we are insane......

Johnny - posted on 06/06/2010

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Here is a cookbook for anyone who wishes to branch out with their meat selection:

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/12/the_te...

I would consider eating animal testicles, I've eaten just about any other part of the animal, so why not? I'm not sure it would be all that tasty though. I have eaten rabbit many times & dog once (it was served when I was a guest at someone's home).

And Laura, I'm really glad to hear that you have no plans for testicular cannibalism ;-P What a relief!

Krista - posted on 06/06/2010

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You people are all f**ked in the head. Every last one of you.

I've never associated with finer people.

Isobel - posted on 06/06/2010

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That's always been my favorite thing about Australia, half of your animals were imported to get rid of another one...like the little old lady who swallowed a fly LOL.

My Grandma was a hunter, and went out on the lake behind her cottage once and shot a bunch of ducks...then the owner of the camp grounds down the street came looking for them cause they were tame...oops.

She still ate them lol.

I'll eat just about anything, I had rabbit for my birthday actually, but I don't think I could eat a dog...or a man's testicle for that matter ;P

Jodi - posted on 06/06/2010

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I was actually watching a documentary about Macquarie Island tonight, and the stupid fucking British Australians decided to take rabbits there too....what the FUCK was wrong with us back in the day. We were once very environmentally ignorant weren't we?

Kind of like the idiots that decided to bring cane toads to Australia.......

Jodi - posted on 06/06/2010

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I can't believe you all don't eat rabbit!!! Rabbit was a VERY common dish here in Australia once upon a time before they decided to give them all diseases. I still remember rabbit stew being common on our table as a kid.....

Sharon - posted on 06/05/2010

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I should have taken my bunnies there! Damn things were next to impossible to breed!

I'm in AZ, USA. But we eat a lot of game meat. Hubby hunts, I love to fish. Granted, not many places to fish here, lol, so I buy my fish.

Suzette - posted on 06/05/2010

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Lisa, my husband ate dog on purpose!!!! He was in Korea when he had it, he's tried to sell me on it. He said that they're specially bred for the purpose and they're "ugly" and blah blah blah. I told him I don't CARE how ugly they are, how specially bred for eating they are, I don't care if they have 900 pounds of meat on them and they look like a cow, I wouldn't eat a dog if someone paid me too. I made him brush his teeth, I can't remember how many times, before I'd kiss him again... lol. (He ate it long before we were together!) Still... BLECH, I wanted to barf as soon as he told me. lol.



@Sara,

I've never tried crawfish, I don't know what they look like. I'm not really a seafood type of person though either. To me Lobster doesn't have a taste, but the texture is odd. lol. I will eat shrimp but only if it's cooked a certain way. Popcorn shrimp, coconut shrimp, or fried shrimp. They cannot have their tails on either, and all poo veins must be gone! LOL! I don't balk at eating frog legs, I just won't do it! Ha! My husband on the other hand would... he's a weirdo. LOL.

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We eat possum pie!

Kidding. But Louisianians do eat some pretty strange things. I've known many out of towners gag at the thought of boiled crawfish...soooo good! Lisa, a friend of the family married a lady from China and she balked at the thought of eating fried frog legs...a delicacy here. Our friend (her husband) was like, but honey, you eat raw fish with the head still on it! All about the culture!

*Lisa* - posted on 06/05/2010

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Where are you from Sharon??
I couldn't eat a bunny either, but I did eat dog... I didn't mean too. :( Language barrier in China once...
While I feel sorry for the bunnies too, they are definitely ruining a lot of farmers crops in Aus and have been for years. I guess the fact that they only are preggas for 30 days before popping out a few means they can spread verrry quickly.

Suzette - posted on 06/05/2010

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Blech, I couldn't eat a bunny. My dad on the other hand, no problem. One of the dogs actually killed a jack rabbit in our yard and he cleaned it up and bbq'd the thing. My mom told him to have fun cleaning, cooking, & eating the damn thing outside cause there was NO way it was coming in her house!

(The dog only got a hold of it's head... though personally I don't think it makes my dad any less weird to have eaten it.)

Bunny infantcide... I feel so bad for them. :(

Sharon - posted on 06/05/2010

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Lmao Lisa - speak for yourself! Eating bunny here for my family quite common, we just don't eat our pets! Or any domestic bunny for that matter, lol.

*Lisa* - posted on 06/05/2010

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And Sara that describes the ducks at my uni EXACTLY!! One tried to maul my shoe! They were quite aggressive but nice to have around.

*Lisa* - posted on 06/05/2010

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Speaking of bunnies (strange how we got onto that topic!). I used to work at a university and there were some foreign students hunting the bunnies that live around campus. I think they were going to cook them, coz it's common in their countries. Funny!

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The bunnies at the university is funny! My first dorm at college was by a beautiful lake. All the ducks and geese were spoiled by the students constantly feeding them bread and had no reservations about coming right up to a human. I vividly remember sitting at a picnic table outside to study, then jumping a mile high as a duck pecked me on the bum!

Johnny - posted on 06/05/2010

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There are so many bunnies, that they have actually been running a spay & neuter program since before I was there, and there's still a huge problem. I'm not sure if the program was big enough, but I know they were doing it. There was a number you could call to alert them when a new crop of bunnies was born so that they could do the surgery when they were young. It was really survival of the fittest too. A bunny that lived outside my window got a pudding cup stuck on its head (lol) and my boyfriend decided to rescue it. He pulled off the cup and the bunny bit him badly. He had to have stitches, a tetanus shot, and spent 6 hours in the emergency room for monitoring. Perhaps if the groundskeepsers have had experiences like that, it won't be as hard a job.

Sharon - posted on 06/05/2010

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seriously, they need to find a bunny birth control. To bad Controlling bunny population isn't as easy as pigeon birth control. With pigeons you just shake up the undeveloped eggs.

Actually killing the babies that have been born has to suck and I SWEAR I would sue if someone told me that my job as a groundskeeper now included killing infant bunnies! eeewwww.

I'm sure there to many now to consider spaying & neutering but maybe that should be a consideration?

Johnny - posted on 06/04/2010

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Every time there is a new post in this thread the situation just gets a little more disturbing....

The university where I did my undergrad has a serious rabbit problem. If you somehow got to university without knowing about the birds & the bees, seeing bunnies copulating outside your window the first day of class would help to clear everything up for you. The situation has gotten so out of hand in the intervening years since I attended (I graduated 12 years ago & can not believe that there is still room to walk amongst the bunnies) that they are now beginning a bunny cull. If only they'd served rabbit and rabbit balls in the cafeteria, things would never have gotten so serious. Now the grounds staff is going to be committing bunny infanticide on a monthly basis.

Jodi - posted on 06/04/2010

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I'm thinking Fatal Attraction now....rabbits, men who probably should have their balls ripped off, crazy women. See, there is a place for rabbits in this conversation, and it could still be totally on topic!!

Suzette - posted on 06/04/2010

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Pretty soon we're all going to be dreaming we're like Alice in Wonderland falling down bunny holes chasing rabbits who've had their bits bitten off. We'll have caterpillars and cheschire cats laughing at us... or maybe it'll be them biting bits off?

And that's not so bad with the soup ... a friend of mine went to take a drink from an ashtray by accident... good thing I stopped her!

Sharon - posted on 06/04/2010

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lmao sara told about a child that bit off her rapist's penis. I saw "rapist" as "rabbit". Does that help?

Johnny - posted on 06/04/2010

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Well, tonight is my turn. I was put the soup in the drawer and handed my daughter the elastic band to eat when my hubby stopped me. Right now he's finishing the dinner prep because I "can't be trusted". I've been having a very hard time sleeping because my endo is coming back with a vengeance. I guess I need to have another baby. And I still have no clue what you're all talking about. I thought this was about a woman who eats balls. When did the rabbits show up? I mean, I can see them eating balls, but....

Sharon - posted on 06/04/2010

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oh man seriously? My level of confusion over the rabbit thing? BAWAHAHAHA I was soooooo perplexed. I kept looking out the front door at my bunnies going "there is no way even the sweetest one would let me turn it over..." lmao geeze...

Sharon - posted on 06/04/2010

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lol Sara no worries!! I have idea why my eyes were sooooo off last night, it wasn't my only mistake or my third.. 3 7 year old little girls will kick your ass and then some, lol

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Geez I though I posted something wrong to make for the rabbit comment! Sorry it caused you nightmares!

Sharon - posted on 06/04/2010

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seriously - I had nightmares about bunnies missing their penises.. good gawd.

*Lisa* - posted on 06/04/2010

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Bahah!! That explains it then! I was wondering where that random comment came from!! I hope you get some sleep!!

Sharon - posted on 06/04/2010

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I misread "rapist" as "rabbit" I don't know how. I also misread 1 1/2 cups for 2 cups of water, and I grabbed 1 package of sourcream noodles and 1 package of sour cream potatoes and was going to cook them as if they were both sourcream potatoes... I had NOOOO idea I was that danged tired, lol

Jodi - posted on 06/04/2010

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It is gross. I mean, I've given serious consideration to ripping a guys balls off before (I have an ex husband, need I say more), but I'd never fucking put them in my mouth!!! I save that one for the man I love and balls that are intact, hahahahah......

*Lisa* - posted on 06/04/2010

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haha she definitely proved she was tired.
As for the original post, that was sooooo gross!!!

Sharon - posted on 06/03/2010

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Wanna know how tired I am? I put to much water in dinner, I grabbed different packages thinking they were the same thing and was going to mix them ( this would have given me noodles AND potatoes ), I've been battling with my mother & brother all night, when common sense says i should have shut up and ignored them hours ago... and then read below....


I'm trying to picture a rabbit SOOO tame it will allow you to turn it over to its vulnerable belly and then allow you press your face into its gut.

Did the rabbit live?

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Ewe.

@ Loureen- Ewe again.

One of my teacher friends taught an 8 year old that bit off her rapist's penis. Poor kid.

Sunny - posted on 06/03/2010

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How bloody hard would you have to be pulling to get it off??? Yuck I feel sick!
Crazy!
Poor guy!
So he still has one left???
WTF???

Sharon - posted on 06/03/2010

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OH I wanted to add.... I might have torn off his nut but I don't think I would have tried to eat it.. good god.

Sharon - posted on 06/03/2010

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So he broke up with her in his underwear in front of a friend? dumbass.

If we had just "made love" and he broke up with me, I might have torn off a testicle too.

I knew a girl who was engaged and was dumped the night before for a bridesmaid. 10's of thousands of dollars for this HUGE wedding that included flying people from out of country to the USA and he waited until EVERYONE in her family was there.. she shot him 7 times in the face at their honeyroom motel while his girlfriend stood behind him. She got 5 years.

Charlie - posted on 06/03/2010

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I do remember when i was young a woman walking her dog on the local beach found a penis .........no body attached .

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