Brandy - posted on 07/08/2010 ( 17 moms have responded )
Here are a few of my favorites:
A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
When a person reaches the age of 50, he/she can then marry their cousin.
It is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag.
It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.
If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon.
If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day.
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.