True Confessions!

Lady - posted on 07/02/2010 ( 19 moms have responded )

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They can be as innocent or saucy as you like;

Mine at the moment are;
Sometimes I can't be bothered to tidy up before vacuming and instead used the vacume cleaner to push the toys aside.

The other day I couldn't be bothered to iron Iain's trousers for work - they looked not too bad as they had been hanging on the line so instead I just folded them and put them where I usually put his clothes for the morning. The next day he even asked when he put them on if they had been ironed and I said yes!!

And the last one is when I was about 15 I went to visit someone with a baby, I held her for a while then put her down on the ground to play - as I did I accidently scratched her cheek with my thumbnail.
The mum noticed a couple of minutes later but as they had just got back from visiting her sister who had a cat - the aunt and the cat were blamed for the scratch and I never confessed it was me - until now!!

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Sarah - posted on 04/16/2012

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at macdonalds drive thru i flashed both the young guy taking money at one counter and the next one handing me the meals. My sun top fell down exposingmy boobs. Made it more funny my youngest son was in the front passanger seat and like rabbit in headlights, mirroring the guys face handing me the meals. In my mind i had such bad thoughts ........

Caitlin - posted on 12/02/2010

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-I'll tell my husband the baby kept me up most of the night so he'll let me have an afternoon nap.
-I will also use fatigue as an excuse to not clean up sometimes.

I don't really have anything juicy, that's kind of interesting, guess I just really have no secrets from my hubby... Like seriously, we had a conversation about the diva cup last week.. LOL..

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Sometimes when I get to bed really late (from being on CoMs) I'll tell him that I fell asleep on the couch reading a book and just woke up to come to bed...

Steph - posted on 09/19/2010

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I sometimes tell my husband i haven't slept well or I've been up with the kids a lot even if i haven't, so he will do the night shift.....

Amanda - posted on 08/08/2010

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i let the dog "clean" the floor after my toddler is done eating.........

Amber - posted on 07/26/2010

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This Wednesday I'm supposed to leave on this big camping vacation with my extended family (parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins, my brother...everybody!)
I LOVE being outdoors, but I do NOT sleep outside. I need a soft bed, air conditioning, and no bugs.
So, I've packed my tent and air matress...blah blah blah. But I've already scouted at all the local hotels around the camp site. I'm going to wait until we get there, and tell everybody that I'm over heating and my son's allergies/asthma are acting up.
Then, I'm going to go sleep comfortably and meet up with them in the morning after a nice, hot shower.
Is it evil? Sure. But I'm not sleeping outside in 90 degree weather.

Also, some times when I'm completely over stressed and am not getting any sleep. I'll take my son to daycare on his day off for 3-4 hours and come home to relax a little bit. The first time I felt guilty. But after that, I realized that a relaxed mommy is more fun for a toddler.

Tah - posted on 07/26/2010

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ok..so i got married my senior year in nursing school, i had 2 children and my husband was in a custody battle and dna dispute over who we thought was his son..anywho...he wanted to start having children immediately..umm..i have class 5 nights a week and 2 children, i want to at least get out of here, take my boards and get a job before i get knocked up, i use nuvaring for birth control so he would definitely know if i was using it. i felt bad for his situation so i didn't want to tell him no way am i going to have a child right now by the way sorry your raising the mailmans kid..so...i had a friend that worked at a clinic while we were in school, she used to supply the girls in class with pregnancy test, birth control whatever..so i had her bring me the morning after pill every 2-3 days since you get 72 hours before it's to late to prevent a pregnancy,



My husband knows that my family is thee most fertile family in the world so he kept asking me are you pregnant, do you feel pregnant, why aren't you getting pregnant, i never told him i was taking morning after pills like candy, but even that failed, i forgot one time to get some from her and i just cleaned the result of that brain farts room up and washed his clothes and swim trunks....at least i made it to the last week of school before the test turned blue...smh..i know i suck..i have worse but if i tell...what would u think of me..lol

Emma - posted on 07/25/2010

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Sometimes i say i did clean the house this morning but the kids messed it up again, when i really never did anything in the first place ....
I also use the vacuum to sweep the toys up in to a pile all the time.
When i first met my hubby i calmed i could not cook and would make food that no one could eat on purpose so now he dose all the cooking (don't tell him)

LaCi - posted on 07/08/2010

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Sometimes I use Nico's fear against him. Lately, For some weird reason he's afraid of the attic, and if the chain that pulls the creepy stairs down is disturbed he'll freeze and yell at it. This just happens to be between the living room and bathroom, so if I want to pee in peace I'll hit the chain before he gets to me ;x

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I always lie and tell the kids im skint on pocket money day even if ive got tonnes of money in my purse lol.

I once spent £139 on a dress and told him indoors it cost £40.

I hit the mirror off my husbands car years ago by reversing it into a lampost but i told him a car drove past and hit it off lol.

Carolee - posted on 07/07/2010

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Well, my husband had a confession for me the other day.

I've secretly been on modified bedrest for the past two months. I thought it was just my husband being overly-protective! (I was on bedrest for the last 3-4 months of my pregnancy with my son and almost went insane with boredom... evidently that was something the doc would rather not deal with me going through again... he heard ALL about my frustrations then.) I would yell at Jason because he never let me do anything and was always telling me to either lay down or sit down and do nothing but rest.

The other day, he finally told me that my doctor had talked to him about putting me on bedrest and what I was and wasn't allowed to do. I just ended up giving in to Jason because I got sick of fighting with him! Evidently, he's had quite a few conversations with the nurses, too, about any and all symptoms I may or may not have and what they might mean.

He never asks ME any questions, so I figured it was just lack of interest because there's really nothing he can "do" until she actually gets here (scheduled for Monday). I never knew that he just already had his questions answered.

Sunny - posted on 07/05/2010

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Ok i have one. On the weekend i went back home to meet up with a (male) friend of mine that lives out of state and i haven't seen in 2 years. We talk every week and i miss him heaps! Any way after a few drinks we went home and he confessed that he had fallen in love with me! We both ended up in tears! Even though i love my partner with all my heart the excitement of having someone admit their feelings like that for the first time was something id missed. After a long talk we ended up with the point being that even if i had those feeling it would never work out and he said that he would always love me but would move on. It was sad and exciting at the same time. I still haven't told Jesse because my friend is also one of his best mates! I feel bad about turning him down and not telling Jesse but at the same time its nice to know after having a baby ive still got it lol!

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Carol, that is the most fabulous plan to get out of cleaning that I've ever heard! Love it!

When I eat Chex Mix, I give my daughter the pieces I don't like. That way the whole bag gets eaten. I hate waste. I don't think she realizes that there are other pieces in the bag apart from what I give her.

Johnny - posted on 07/04/2010

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I still nurse my 2 year old to sleep at night because I have got my husband convinced that nursing mothers can't clean cat litter either (like pregnant women). I secretly want to keep nursing her, just once every few days, until she is old enough to clean the cat litter herself. I could probably easily wean her at this point, but every time I think about it, I smell cat urine and change my mind.

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I usually get up a bit earlier than Logan on a morning at the weekend and have some time to myself to look on COM. When my husband asks what I've been doing I always lie and say I've been on Wii Fit lol!

Cheryl - posted on 07/04/2010

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Mine is a little saucey!!

I am with my partner of 20 years............but would love to feel those butterflies in my tummy that you get when you are first falling in love with someone!!............so yes sometimes I use my imagination when he kisses me............but unfortunately my imagination is not what it used to be!

Hope this doesnt make me a bad person!! :(

Rosie - posted on 07/03/2010

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sometimes when i go through the drive thru at a fast food restaurant and they give me too much food i won't say anything, or if they give me the wrong change back i won't say anything either.

sometimes i don't make dinner, i just let them scavage through the cupboards and fridge.

theres more i'm sure. i'll think of them later.:)

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