Try typing "Why Does" into goggle and see what comes up!

Lady - posted on 06/07/2010 ( 23 moms have responded )

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I got why does poop float, why does my belly button smell and why does my mum turn me on - all in the top 5 - honestly who asks this stuff????

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Amber - posted on 07/30/2010

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1. Why does everything suck?
2. Why does this Youtube video have 79billion views?
3. Why does a cat do that?
4. Hair Loss
5. Why does it rain?

Hmm....interesting.

C. - posted on 06/21/2010

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Dirty rat! I got the same things you all got.. Stuff about poop floating, topeka, eye twitch, belly button smell, oh.. And why does hair turn gray.



Topeka eye twitch w/ belly button smell when poop floats and turns hair gray.. Hahaha.. Sorry. It's late!

Renee - posted on 06/13/2010

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I think you get different results depending on the server you have. In Germany I could search for the same thing over and over again and always be able to find it when I wanted to. But if I tried that in the states while visiting it was extremely hard to find the page I was looking for. Also if I searched for downloads in Germany, they would often be in German or French, in the states that's super rare to download the wrong language that wasn't labeled that way. Websites are registered through servers who work through your internet companies. Depending on your server, depends on your results.

Google
Why does everything suck?
Why does a cat do that?
Why does You Tube have over 79 Billion views?
Why does Regulation work?
Why does Santa wear a baggy red suit?

Johnny - posted on 06/12/2010

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It said that on April Fool's Day. Topeka, Kansas had joked that they were going to change their name to Google, Kansas to get more attention. So instead, for April Fool's Day, Google changed it's name to Topeka.

*Lisa* - posted on 06/12/2010

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Haha!! It's from the 'IT Crowd'. I have to admit, I tried it too!
Google says topeka?

Johnny - posted on 06/12/2010

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lmao. damn! I tried it and it didn't work :-( I wanted to break the internet.

It's funny how many people are clearly puzzled by why google says topeka.

*Lisa* - posted on 06/12/2010

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What is with that mum thing??? Odd!
Did you know that if you type 'google' into google, you can break the internet?

Rosie - posted on 06/10/2010

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why does google say topeka?
why doesmy eye twitch?
why does my belly button smell?
why does poop float?
why does my mom turn me on?

people are weird.

*Fluffy Bunnies - posted on 06/08/2010

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Why does Google say Topeka?
Why does my eye twitch?
Why does my dog eat poop?
Why does the moon have phases?
Why does salt melt ice? and finally...
Why does my cat lick me?

Wanda - posted on 06/08/2010

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From Bing I got:

Why does the sun shine?
Why does a loving god allow suffering?
Why does bottled water have an expiration date?
Why does my vagina smell like fish?
Why does my dog eat poop?

Jocelyn - posted on 06/07/2010

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Carol mine were the same as yours :P

Johnny - posted on 06/07/2010

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Here are mine:

Why does my hair turn grey?
Why does my nose run?
Why does everything suck?
Why does this You Tube video have 79 million views?
Why does anything exist?

I like the last one, because it is so clearly an question that google (or anyone or anything for that matter) could answer? I mean, I'm pretty sure not even any of the holy books try to tackle that issue.

*Lisa* - posted on 06/07/2010

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Hehe mine were:
Why does my mum turn me on? (what is with that???!!!!!)
Why does Child labour happen?
Why does hearing change with old age?
Why does China block facebook?
Why does it always rain on me?

Good Day! - posted on 06/07/2010

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Here's yahoo

Why doesn't he call
Why does love hurt
Why does it always rain on me
Why does turkey make you sleepy
Why does my computer freeze

And from Swagbucks, another search engine I like:
Why does the sclera turn yellow
Why does a diesel engine have no vacuum
Why does my tongue burn
Why does soda fizz
Why does my eye twitch

And from bing:
Why does hair turn gray
Why does my eye twitch
Why does salt melt ice
Why does God allow suffering
Why does ice float

Sounds like a lot of people want to know about twitching eyes and floating objects. To the floating objects questioners...it's about density!

Good Day! - posted on 06/07/2010

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Why does google say topeka
Why does my eye twitch
Why does my belly button smell
Why does Louisiana have parishes
Why does poop float

Lady - posted on 06/07/2010

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I admit someone put at their FB status - I have no origional ideas lol !!!!

Jodi - posted on 06/07/2010

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Ok, that last one was Yahoo. Now here are the Google ones....



Why does everything suck?

Why does hair turn gray?

Why does my nose run?

Why does anything exist?

Why does a cat do that?



Remember, I am searching google.com.au. Don't know if maybe that gets different results, or if it is all just random.....

Jodi - posted on 06/07/2010

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Why does abuse happen?

Why does God allow suffering?

Why does a cat eat grass?

Why does my monitor turn off?

Why does it rain?



What cracks me up most is how on earth did you come up wiht the idea to do that??? It would never have occurred to me!!!

Lady - posted on 06/07/2010

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What did you get from yahoo?

Charlie - posted on 06/07/2010

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Are they all yahoo answers ? cause there are some funny ones on there .

Nikki - posted on 06/07/2010

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Ha ha, my first one was this post! then I got the same as you Gillian. Who the hell gets turned on by their mother! Ew, maybe we need to have a post to discuss ways to discourage this as mothers, considering it is obviously so popular! Or maybe it's just the guys at Google trying to have a laugh!