Republican Hans Zieger: Girl Scouts breeds "pro-abortion" lesbians

Sara - posted on 09/10/2010 ( 11 moms have responded )

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Sometimes you can actually hear Republicans think to themselves, "F*** it, I'm going to go for it." That's what Hans Zeiger, a Republican who hopes to join Washington State's House of Representatives, must have been thinking when he claimed that the Girl Scouts are godless, baby-murdering lesbians.

You're right, it's not fair of me to twist his words. Here, watch him twist them himself:

"The Girl Scouts allow homosexuals and atheists to join their ranks, and they have become a pro-abortion, feminist training corps. If the Girl Scouts of America can't get back to teaching real character, perhaps it will be time to look for our cookies elsewhere."

Those green vests are pretty gay, but something just doesn't add up here. I mean, if all Girl Scouts went on to become either homosexual women or straight baby killers, then there would be no more girls, and thus no more Girl Scouts. And if there are no Girl Scouts, there are no Girl Scout cookies. And if there are no Girl Scout cookies, then... then there is no God, oh shit, Hans Zeiger is right! Noooooo!

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I dunno about anyone else, but I am seriously getting sick of the term "pro-abortion." People who use that term to describe people who aren't anti-abortion, need to have a pile of dictionaries dropped on their heads until they learn the REAL meanings of the stupid uneducated twisted words they incorrectly use. Fucking dumb asses.

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Pamela - posted on 09/16/2010

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I really am getting tired of this ridiculous crap that these politicians are coughing up. Really? Girl Scouts are godless, baby-murdering lesbians? Seriously? Like 6-year-olds to 12-year-olds? Really? Please God, give the people of this country an incredible gift of common sense and working brain power so that when these fools speak, we all say, "shut-up".

Pamela - posted on 09/15/2010

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Please God, please let those silly Republicans continue to make fools of themselves and to say really stupid things so that by November, we can vote them out and feel really good about it. Please please please...

Tara - posted on 09/11/2010

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LMFAO!!
That is unreal. No politician anywhere at any time needs to ever bring up the Girl Scouts to anyone. Why do the Republicans keep making asses of themselves? Why hasn't anyone told them how stupid they sound? Do they not have any speech writers who actually know what is appropriate and what is not??

Julie - posted on 09/11/2010

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I'm practically speechless. First of all, I think we can agree that NO ONE is PRO-abortion, just PRO-choice. Secondly, what is the sin in being inclusive? Do the Boy Scouts screen out homosexuals and atheists? Clearly not. Bringing in the cookies just makes the whole thing absurd.

People who say things like this go in my personal "head too far up his own @ss to see reality" column.

ME - posted on 09/11/2010

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WTF! For a second i thought you were posting a "news" story from the Onion...what's wrong with people!!!

Barbara - posted on 09/11/2010

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I bet he really wanted to join at one point and they wouldn't let him in, so now he hates them. I hope he's not elected....



My husband just said, "wow, of all the things to attack, he chose little girls?" Ha ha!

Krista - posted on 09/10/2010

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That is absolutely hilarious -- I mean, the freaking Girl Scouts? I don't think he could have picked a more innocuous, all-American group to go after. I swear, some people are just batshit crazy, aren't they?

Johnny - posted on 09/10/2010

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That is so stupid it is funny. And I can't imagine that anyone who is not completely moronic will buy into this idiocy.

Just to reply to this I had to open the thesaurus to imbecile because I was having a hard time coming up with enough synonyms for dumb.

I looked this guy up, and I have a hard time imagining that he will be elected. I'm sure there are some crazies in Puyallup, but not that many. They have a kick-ass fair.

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