" Kids say the darndest things "..........what's ur cute kid story?

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Rebecca - posted on 02/08/2012

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Driving with my then 4 year old son past a factory one day, he looks up at the smoke stacks and says "Mommy, look that building is making clouds!"

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My son is not potty trained but knows when he needs to go most of the time. Yesterday, we took his diaper off because he had dropped the content of his glass on himself... As soon as he was naked he squatted on the kitchen floor and started peeing. I told him that he needed to tell us when he had to pee and we would go to the potty. He turned around, pointed at the pee puddle and said: "Baby pee".

I answered: " well, Shawn where does this have to be done"
He shrugged his shoulders: "Potty but pee floor, WHY?"
"well honey, I don't know why you pee on the floor, why do you think you do it?"

He then walked away, took a rag out of the drawer and started helping his dad clean up the mess.

I just laughed, I couldn't help it.

Meghan - posted on 07/28/2010

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Awww I love that story!!! My 8th grade art teacher asked me not to take an art class ever again...I don't know WHAT he is talking about..I can draw the best damn stick men out there. My son thinks it's great!
SO my Uncle is visiting...and we where outside on the deck playing and my uncle came out with no shirt on. J walks right up to him, sits on his lap, grabs his cheast and says "mommy, boobies too!" I had to go back inside!

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Megan, your story reminded me of an incident that happened to me back in high school. By some fluke of luck, I was accepted to a boarding school for artistically gifted students. One of the requirements was that we take a semester to work with a medium that we had never handled before, so I got stuck in Ceramics--which I SUCK at to this day.



I was trying to make a container that had collapsed for what felt like the 100th time when I realized that, given the characteristics of clay and the delicacy of my design, there was no way it would ever work. My teacher commented that he was proud that I had figured out the flaws he had seen in my design from the start all on my own--mind you, I had been trying to build the stupid thing for more than 3 weeks at this point! As he walked away, I gathered the wet lump of clay that was my collapsed container and hurled it at him with all of my might! Unfortunately, he turned around to face me a split second before it reached him, so it hit him square in the face and chest, knocking him off balance and into my fellow classmate's beautifully intricate tower.....which collapsed :(



Anyway, at the end of the semester, a few of us decided to steal his notebook (he wrote everything in this funky notebook which had a section of pages dedicated to each of us. Among his notes about me, it read "Knows when to abandon flawed design plans. Need to work on better ways to cope with failed ideas."



PS We gave the note book back, and to this day, he is one of my most loved teachers and is actually a very good friend and mentor, despite the fact that I hit him in the face with roughly 7 pounds of wet clay....

Meghan - posted on 07/28/2010

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We have been working on feelings and I didn't think he was getting it until he was jumping off the couch and I said he couldn't. He walked over grabbed a block, gave me a dirty look, threw the bloack and said "I mad at mom" I asked if he was feeling better. He replied "yup, cookie now please" We still have some work to do LOL

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SO CUTE!

Every morning when I go into Roxanne's room I knock, open the door, and while I'm opening her blinds I ask her, "Did you have a good sleep?". This morning I knocked on the door and peeked in.....she was hiding in her crib and jumped up and said, "I had sweep good, mommy!"

Caitlin - posted on 07/28/2010

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Oh I can't wait for these moments.. I only have 1 really, i'm starting some potty training with my 20 month old because she knows when she is peeing, so we've been having her run around bottomless because she can't yet pull down her pants. Anyways, the first time she made a puddle on the floor she pointed down and saids "pee!" of course, I said, yes, that's pee, and pee goes in the potty! Then I cleaned the floor.

Next time she peed on the floor, she peed, looked down and went "pee!" then ran to get the rag and wiped it up for me, then looked up at me and went "gone!".

So cute. She doesn't talk much yet, but she's so expressive it's adorable!

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We went to the library this week-end and my husband picked out "old Macdonald." for Shawn and started singing it to Shawn while I was looking for "mommy books". Later on in the car Shawn was getting impatient while we were waiting for his dad so I grabbed the book and read the title. He goes "EE I EE I OOOOO." Now everytime we say old, macdonald or farm he answers; "EE I EE I OOOO" He's super cute.

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Here's another one.

A few weeks ago, Jake & I were snuggling together while he was trying to fall asleep.
"Mommy?" he asked, "Why do we have toes?"
I had to think because I honestly could not remember, and finally settled on the balance theory. I explained it to him as simply as I could, noting the way they bend when we walk and keep us from tipping over. He was quiet for nearly a minute, so I relaxed thinking I had sufficiently answered the question--probably the 400th question of that day.
"Mommy?" he asked, just as I had relaxed,"Why aren't they one big line?"
"Why aren't they what?"
"Why are they all separated into little sticks, and not one straight across thing that bends?"
I don't know!! I thought.
"Because that would look weird," I responded without much thought--I was tired.
"It wouldn't look THIS is weird," he replied as he raised his tiny little foot into the air and wiggled his little toes.

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He is 5 yrs old :)



I'll have to pull out my calendar and post some of the cute ones from years past!

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The other day, I was trying to be sweet to Jake and said "You are just perfect! I wouldn't change a thing about you!" (note, this is a very common expression here for affection)
Jake replied "Good! Cause you can't!"

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How old is she? You have one sarcastic hilarious daughter and depending on her age I may be even more impressed!

Rebecca - posted on 07/26/2010

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when my older daughter misplaced her shoes and my husband asked where she put them, because he had told her you can find out just about anything on google, she told him to look on google for her shoes! (this wasn't her misunderstanding, it was her pulling his leg!)

Meghan - posted on 07/24/2010

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OMG I had to search for this thread to repost to it!
I was getting ready for work, put on some deoderant and J woke up, so I went to cuddle hm. I put on arm behind me head and we where talking and cuddling and he looked at me in disgust and said "ew mommy, wash you armpit!"

Nikki - posted on 04/30/2010

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Lindsay that is s funny, you will have to remember that story for his 21st!

Lindsay - posted on 04/29/2010

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Ok, so Cooper has toy story undies and went to school, grabbed his crotch and told his preschool teacher that he had a woody! I nearly died. The look on her face? priceless! I had to explain quick!

Erin - posted on 04/29/2010

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Dana she's almost 15 months and NEVER SHUTS UP!!! I dare say I'll have a lot more to add to this thread over the coming months. lol

Amie - posted on 04/29/2010

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LMAO! Allie started the wassat a couple of days ago. She walks around all day doing the same thing. I largely ignore it. LOL! She doesn't notice either just keeps toodling going wassat, zasha!! (our dog) and dad dad dad.

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Awww.....she sounds super cute! Remind me how old she is?.....that's A LOT of questions Erin! I don't believe you! LOL!

* winks *

Erin - posted on 04/29/2010

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Milla's new favourite saying is 'Whadayadoin' (what are you doin?). If I come into the room she'll turn to me and go 'Hi!' Whadayadoin?' lmao. So funny since she's still so young, and I can't help but giggle every time. So between this, 'who is it?' and 'wassat' (what's that?' I'm already answering about 7414664 questions a day. God help me when she's 3!

Amie - posted on 04/29/2010

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ROFL! Thanks for the support.. I do remember Gadget too! haha!

So on the way to cadets I had this conversation with Nicole:

Me: Nicole you're not supposed to have gum on the deck, your commander said so.
Her: I know, I'll throw it out.
Me: Just toss it out the window.
Her: *rolls it down and tosses* Mom you told me not to litter (of course says it after she tosses the gum LOL)
Me: It's food, it'll decompose (ya gum's not food I know LOL I'm not even sure if it will decompose but w/e)
Her: GRAMPS SAID THAT EXACT SAME THING TO ME AND YOU TOLD ME IT WAS LITTERING

Friggin kids have memories like Elephants. That was at least a year ago that conversation had gone on. LOL!

Amie - posted on 04/29/2010

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Yes she's our youngest. LOL! She didn't even really cry... she just stood there making these weird noises so I'd look and be like FFS!!

It's getting to the point where I need 2 of me when they're all home. LOL

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Allie's ur youngest? Poor thing! LOL! Surprisingly Roxanne has yet to smoosh her fingers in anything! * knocks on wood *......I think I may have just jinxed her?!! Guess we'll find out....

Amie - posted on 04/29/2010

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So today 3 different times, in 3 different areas of the house Allie has smooshed her fingers.

Once in the front screen door window, once in her brothers toy tool box and once in the phone table drawer. I have no idea why she keeps doing this, I laid her down for a quick power snooze though.

You'd think after the first time she'd remember to remove her fingers before closing something. /:)

Meghan - posted on 04/29/2010

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lol!!! you know you are a mommy when instead of money you use goldifh to bartar!

Speaking of money, when I drop Josh off at my g/f's before work I give him a kiss and say "mommy has to go make us money". He woke up around three last night and wouldn't settle back down so I went to get him. We where cuddling and right before he fell asleep he said "more monies mommy?"

Jaime - posted on 04/29/2010

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I'd be willing to pay in goldfish for you to clean Dana...lol But you might have to barter a bit with Gray...he's pretty protective of his goldfish investments!

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Did I mention I LOVE to clean!?? Maybe I could work for my goodies? LMAO! Roxanne works for goldfish!

Amie - posted on 04/29/2010

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LMAO! Sure... I just took out a load of laundry to fold. Have two more on the go. LOL

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Your house sounds like a blast! LOL! Nevermind sending me a goodie package......I'm on my way! ;)

Amie - posted on 04/29/2010

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LMAO! The oh shoot and repeating thing reminds.

Our Caitlin is really bad for repeating. I have a potty mouth. (poor kids LOL) I can't remember if I had stubbed my toe or if I dropped something on it. Anyway... it hurt.. a lot. So in normal Amie fashion I said.. shit! Well apparently Caitlin heard me. Later that day she tripped and fell.. as she was picking herself up I hear her go.. shit, oh shit. LOL! This was a few months ago. Thankfully she's pretty much learned now to not repeat everything mommy says. She still does it if she thinks she can get away with it. Says something bad then gets all gooey eyed and grins at you looking all innocent. Pfftt.. LOL!

On the aspect of swearing though...

One day I went downtown with a couple of the kids. We got stuck on one of the busiest streets downtown because some moron decided it'd be a good idea to stop in the middle of the road and wait for whoever it was they let out to run into a store. Dickhead... so I'm sitting there starting to fume. I hear a window roll down, I look over and just as I turn my head Jonnie leans out the window and yells MOVE YOUR ASS\!!! =| After that I stopped muttering to myself in the van too. LOL! Kids hear everything!

Now it's at the point that the older two correct me all the time. Like yesterday I dropped a drink on the floor and said AH SHIT. Jonnie comes running, Mommy you're not supposed to say words like that! LOL! Uh huh..I know, I know.

Jaime - posted on 04/29/2010

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Trent is three and he can be a bugger when it comes to repeating things too...lol.

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Awwww.....how old is Trent? Kids are super cute......Roxanne's ALWAYS copying EVERYONE too! I said, " Oh SHOOT! " yesterday and she walked around the rest of the day saying, " SHOOOOOT! " in this dramatic, over emphasized voice....LOL!

Jaime - posted on 04/29/2010

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What a great kid you have Dana...just makes your heart smile doesn't it?

Yesterday I was visiting my friend Amber and her son Trent was sitting at the table playing his new operation game that he got for his birthday. He accidentally dropped one of the game pieces on the floor and we both bent down to get it at the same time and bumped heads...he looked at me funny for a second and I said "it's okay honey"...and he replied "it's okay honey" to me...LOL, Amber almost spit out her lunch she was laughing so hard.

Meghan - posted on 04/26/2010

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aww Gray sounds so awesome and, thx you just reminded me to go grab Joshua's blocks from outside! (mommy told him we where going to put them in the garbage if he didn't help clean up..he actually didn't care and I should get them before it rains)

Jaime - posted on 04/26/2010

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So last night I was playing with Gray in his room, and we were building mega blocks and he was knocking them down, having a total blast. Well when bed time rolled around I started cleaning up...and because I'm a nerd and pay far too much attention at playgroup, I started singing the "clean up" song. When I was finished singing and still picking up blocks and books and tidying up, I could hear Gray behind me, taking stuff off of the shelves, singing "wee up, wee up"...his way of saying "clean up"...He is so friggin' cute sometimes!

Meghan - posted on 04/26/2010

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Josh took his diaper off today, when I noticed and asked him what he was doing..he replied "pay (play) wif peepee" OMG! Typical man huh?

Meghan - posted on 04/26/2010

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lol Amie that reminds me of when we where little my sister aksed my dad what a condom was ..he went into a nervous schpeel about how when two people love wach other they need to protect themselves from bad things that can happen...after he stammerd through it she said "Oh I thought it was where some people live"..guess she meant CONDO

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