A little too honest...

Nicole - posted on 02/04/2011

i think i would explain to him that that might make that person heart very sore so lets keep the toilet jokes for our home ok?

Katelyn - posted on 02/03/2011

well in my opinion, take it with a grain of salt, but there is nothing you can do but laugh it off. I don't think I would have been able to keep quiet. Plus, all the times they get to embarrass you know at some point in their lives they are gonna tell you stop it mom your embarrassing me so it'll equal out

Mabel - posted on 02/01/2011

The next time I was mortified because my dad and step-mom had come up for the birth and were staying at my house.Well I was trying to breast feed and it was late at night so I am lying on my couch feeding my son when I fall asleep.The next morning my dad walks in and there I am in my glory with my left breast hanging out and dry milk on my nightgown.=)Now Devin does walk around at 2 telling everyone about how he has a penis.I told everyone in the family when I got pregnant that modesty flies out the window....=)

Mabel - posted on 02/01/2011

I remember when I went to the hospital to have my son,I was in the bed and the nurse had just checked to see how far I had dilated when My MIL calls out to see if we were done.The nurse turns around and just as my MIL walks in the nurse flips the sheet up to straighten the bed and my MIL saw me in my birthday suite.

Renee - posted on 02/01/2011

When my nephews were smaller me and my 2 sisters were talking about how we needed to get back in shape. One of them piped up and said "Well, round is a shape." Yes, yes it is :) My other nephew (3yrs old) was eating a bunch of jelly beans at an Easter gathering. My grandma (his great grandma) was there. We told him that she liked black jelly beans...he was making a nasty face after eating one of them. So he nicely took all the black ones to her. A few months later at another family get together he made a point to bring more black jelly beans for grandma. Well, he couldn't remember her name or relation (we have a very large family), so he said that he was going to give it to the "black lady" over there. We were all looking around looking for an African American lady and couldn't see anyone and asked him "who?" and he pointed to grandma and she just happened to be dressed in all black that day. :)

Raquel - posted on 02/01/2011

that is too funny!! mine is not at that stage yet but im kinda excited on what she'll say one day! enjoy the honesty now because one day your gonna have to pry the truth out of them! ;)

Stephanie - posted on 02/01/2011

Speaking of "big" people, my cousin's wife is a pretty big lady and not a very nice one so I won't feel too bad about writing this. My daughter met her for the first time at my aunt's house over Thanksgiving last year when she was 3 years old. She has a tendency to name people after cartoon characters when she doesn't know their name and I guess there were just so many new people she couldn't keep up with them. She had watched an episode of Mickey's Clubhouse not long before that had a giant in it so she proceeded to call this lady "Giant" as a name everytime she spoke of her. Luckily, I don't think she actually had the chance to say it in front of her bc I was constantly trying to remind her of her real name!

Kathy - posted on 01/31/2011

LOL kids are so funny. when my stepson was like 3 we where in line at walmart and a really big guy was in front of us and he turns to me and says " mommy why is that guy so FAT!" as loud as possible. and just recently we where all at walmart and there is a older man a couple people back that has a real long beard and my two yr says " look mommy santa" then starts to flip out cuz he is scared to death of him. but luckly the man walked to a diffent aisle.

Alice - posted on 01/31/2011

Renee, that's so funny! :) I have 4 kids & 6 younger siblings... and they've taught me this... All kids say the oddest (true) things at just the "wrong" time. Usually, when I'm in the bathroom with the girls and someone decides to make yuck noises or something, other ladies usually laugh (or do the smother thing to pretend they aren't laughing). I learned as a teenager that it will happen and just to act like it is normal.. because with kids, it is. :) I love the "brutal honesty" of children - I'm not a fan of the "say we love that dress but we hate it" adult world.

Jessica - posted on 01/31/2011

Kids will say what comes to mind, you can't stop them.. lol

Stephanie - posted on 01/30/2011

Oh and she added that "I have little boobies but mommy has big boobies that make milk for bubby. Mamaw has REALLY big boobies but she doesn't make milk so i dont know what's in hers." :D



That man probably thinks all we talk about is pee pee's and boobies!!! : p

Stephanie - posted on 01/30/2011

I agree Danielle! She also made it a point to tell a very handsome man sitting next to us in the doctor's office that "Mommy melted a candle on her pee pee and screamed when she pulled it off". Yep, she saw me wax. Thanks for sharing sweet pea, that wasn't embarrassing at all! ; ) I didn't really melt a candle though lol. I just told her that the wax was like a melted candle so don't touch it bc it's hot!

Danielle - posted on 01/30/2011

Isn't it funny how all the funny things happen at walmart? My daughter at the age of 3 accompanied me to the bathroom to put in a tampon...next thing I know she's screaming "Mom! YOUR BUTT'S BLEEDIN!! What did you do with that stick?" Lol I just played it off and laughed along with everyone else. They're only kids once I say let them speak their mind...I wish more adults would lol

Stifler's - posted on 01/30/2011

HAHAHA that's friggin hilarious!

Stephanie - posted on 01/30/2011

What was really embarrassing is when my daughter pantsed me at Walmart in the main aisle in front of a million people. I had just had my little boy so I was wearing loose jogging pants, she was about 1 1/2 and was playing around while I was looking at something and then suddlenly...oops...she pulled my pants down to my ankles. And to top that off, when she was 3 years old we were in the family restroom, again at Walmart, and the door is just out of reach of the toilet so here I am straddling the seat to pee and not get the nasty germs and she opens the door! I'm was trying to quietly and calmly ask her to close the door and then she shouts out to everyone "Just a moment, Mommy has to pee pee!" and by then I'm yelling "Shut the door! PLEASE shut the door!". Luckily a nice lady came by and closed it for me and stood guard until I was finished. Yes, with toddlers you have to just throw the embarrassment emotion out the window. Just resolve to get over it before it even begins lol. ; )

Renee - posted on 01/30/2011

This morning my son woke up his Daddy. As my husband rolled over and said "morning buddy", our son put his hand over his Daddy's mouth and said "Daddy, you stinky breath!" My husband just looked at him and said..."well, buddy your breath isn't much better." :D

Codie - posted on 01/28/2011

the same uncle aslo has a 4yo daughter who's mom alowed her to come with when i went to bf my baby. she then anounced to the whole family that "codie was feeding her baby wis her boobie!" lol gotta love em:)

Codie - posted on 01/28/2011

there's nothing you can really do to stop it. lol
my uncle has 2 boys, on the way into a restaraunt he farted. as soon as they walked in the boys said laughing" hey, you see that big guy right there? he just farted!"

Sarah - posted on 01/27/2011

OMG it would take all I had not to start laughing my butt off. That is SOOO funny! Yeah kids are so brutally honest, aren't they? My son is only 16 months old, (and if he's anything like his daddy), I can only imagine what he'll come up with lol.

Jennifer - posted on 01/27/2011

That's just how kids are. I have 4 kids , and my third will be 3 Feb 9th. When I take him into a public restroom, he likes to announce everything I do. "Mommy, you pee" "Mommy, you pooped. OOOH YUCK that's gross" "Mommy, you wipe yours butt now" I can hear the chuckles from the other women in the bathroom. I just laugh too, because like I said, he is my third so I've been there before, and when my 4th is old enough, I'm sure she will be the same way. Just remember, they embarass us when they are little, but when they get older, it's pay back time! LOL

Heather - posted on 01/27/2011

Give the boy a cookie! Some people lose that ability to be brutally honest. I would say he hasn't done anything wrong. If I was the lady in the other stall I would have said hey you want to have a tooting contest? And then laughed back.