MOM ! - one liners

Jamie - posted on 09/09/2010 ( 33 moms have responded )

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* I am Mom-ready for anything 24/7, I take on the flu, homework,& bullies. I give advice, hugs, kisses,& money. I'm a cook, maid,& driver. Life's greatest honour!



* I'm a mom, wife,maid,coach.nurse, handy man,teacher, photographer,chef and chauffeur...What do YOU do all day?



* When the going gets tough, the tough call Mom!



*I'm a leader,a fighter,and a survivor and my best accomplishments in life call me MOM! :)



* I was always told I 'd have kids that act just like me: My kids are smart,beautiful,talented,creative,and love their friends... YAY ME :)

So you get the idea, everyone needs a pat on the back,sometimes from our own selves, what one liners have you heard,read that gave you encouragement and helped you walk a bit taller or gave you a kick in your step?

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Jamie - posted on 09/27/2010

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* Family isn't just about whose blood runs through your veins. It's about who never left your side, stood up for you and believed in you.

Jamie - posted on 09/20/2010

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* I'm a nurse, coach, chauffeur, psychologist, teacher, diplomat, chef, student, answering service, maid & yet is considered un-employed! Yeah SAHM!!!

Jamie - posted on 09/11/2010

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* D.N A doesn't mean everything, its the unconditional love, support, understanding & moral guidance that makes a parent & builds a stable future for a child...

Most any woman can be a mother, but it takes someone special to be a Mom.

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Jamie - posted on 04/16/2011

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Please !!! Mom!!! I promise we will go to bed early can I have a sleep over.... 2am me what are you doing??? daughter& BFF belly laughing with tears just making memories

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"And dont come crying to me when you wake up dead!"- my mum; when we were doing something stupid....

Jamie - posted on 02/27/2011

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*hahaha Amy DePietro funny b/c it's so true lol oh yea "Mom, mama, mommy, ma, mom, mommy, ma, mom, mama, mom, mommy, ma, mama, mommy, mom, ma, mommy, mom, mama, mom, mommy, mom, ma, mommy" "WHAT?" "Hi"

Jamie - posted on 02/22/2011

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* MOM will always give advice,kids will always believe they know it all and eventually we will always realize our moms were right all along.

Amy - posted on 10/29/2010

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You know your a mom when your kids social calendar has more dates and activities on it then your own!

Jamie - posted on 10/29/2010

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* has done something right along the way, because I am the blessed MOM of 3 wonderful children.!

Jamie - posted on 10/28/2010

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* You can give your children 2 things...roots to help them grow and wings to let them go!

Jamie - posted on 10/25/2010

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* You know you're a Mommy when the only bites you get are soggy or have all the good stuff peeled off.

Jamie - posted on 10/07/2010

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* Don't kid yourself Real women aren't perfect and Perfect women aren't real- humm guess the same thing can be said about a Mom, good to remember when the kids are demanding and the hubby is whining or vis versa. B~)

Jamie - posted on 10/05/2010

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* Dear children I am a MOM. I ALWAYS know more than you think I know. Just because I have not brought it up yet DOES NOT mean I don't know!

Jamie - posted on 10/04/2010

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* A mother's job is to teach her children to not need her anymore. The hardest part of that job is accepting success.

Amy - posted on 09/19/2010

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My son must think I'm going to forget I'm mom, otherwise why else would he say it over and over again when I'm busy doing something!

Barbara - posted on 09/19/2010

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Being a mom of three that have young ones of their own means hearing" Mom, you are as bad as Grandma."

Jamie - posted on 09/19/2010

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* wonders if my kids think I'm going to try to escape when I go to the bathroom...it's the only explanation for never being allowed to go alone!

Tah - posted on 09/19/2010

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i picked my youngest son up from daycare one day and when we got in the house, "he said your the best mommy in the whole world".....and who am i to argue....

"i dont give a cat frazzle what your friends are doing, you are my child and you do what i say"...of course ...i'm 29 and haven't lived home since 18....she said that yesterday...lol

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A mother to a son is a mother from SON up to SON down!



And my all time favorite threat...."If you do that again, I will rip your arm off and beat you with the bloody end."

-My Mother.

Jamie - posted on 09/17/2010

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* Mom's are better than any CIS-they know you did it- when you did it-how you did it- whom you did it with and they can hear you hiding the evidence.=)

Jamie - posted on 09/15/2010

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* You know your grown up when someone tells you "your just like your mom" and you take it as a compliment.

Pippa - posted on 09/13/2010

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moms must be prepared to act silly in public, because they know one day there child will do the same

Jamie - posted on 09/13/2010

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You can ask your kids 3 times if they are hungry and they will say "no", but the minute you sit down to eat something, it's "Whatcha eating? I want some!"

Jamie - posted on 09/12/2010

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Being a Mom means running from room to room, with a blanket tied around your neck, arms stretched out, screaming "I am SUPER MOMMA", just to hear my son laugh.

Jamie - posted on 09/10/2010

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* I've decided to be lazy today. I'm going to start right after I clean the kitchen, fold the laundry, pay the bills, run the sweeper, and feed my kids.

Jamie - posted on 09/09/2010

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* I have carried a baby in my body. I have comforted a baby on my chest. I have kissed booboos, been puked, peed & pooped on. Woke up in the middle of the night to a hungry baby & more. But I wouldn't have it any other way. My body AIN"T magazine perfect, but when I look in the mirror, I see.........a Mom, and there is no greater honor or blessing. Proud to be a MOM

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