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Kids say the darndest things!!

Erinn - posted on 04/06/2009 ( 4 moms have responded )

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I LOVE the show, "Kids say the darndest things!!" It's hilarious! What were some of the funniest and/or most embarassing things your children have said??

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Amanda - posted on 04/06/2009

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My youngest is 3. We ere brushing our teeth together ( and excuse the language) he says, " mom, nathan had a shit", my first reaction was WHAT, thats not a nice word... so he replies, " well he did, he went shit shit shit shit"....omg , i tried so hard to hold back the laughter lol.

He is very much a clown, when he asks for pop (or soda), I'll ask him why he wants it its not good for him, and he says, " but mommy its yummy and so burpy"!

Amie - posted on 04/06/2009

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lol Our son about a year and a half ago now had to go to minor emergency. He was 3 and could talk quite well. The doctor he got though had a very heavy accent. He was asking our boy questions and when he stopped talking waited for Jonathan to answer... Jonathan stared at him then leaned over and goes Daddy he talks funny. LOL! At least the doctor had a sense of humor, he laughed too.

Our oldest girl, when she was 6, was outside helping grandpa lay down some wiring or something from their house to the garage. He was installing a heater in the garage. Her job was to hold the lines tight. Grandpa had his back to her and the lines went slack for a second, he goes Nicole you gotta keep the lines tight hunny. She goes.. Hold on Gramps I got a wedgie. LOL! He laughed so hard he almost fell over.

There's quite a few but those ones stick out in my mind the most. =)

Carly - posted on 04/06/2009

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My daughter spoke very young and had a large vocab. At 18 months we were in line at a department storeshe was sitting in the stroller and she said to the lady in front of her " lady I spank your bum" I was totally mortified but the lady thought it was hilarious.

Liz - posted on 04/06/2009

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well we had talked about dieting so much in my family my youngest started getting concerned about his own weight so he drug the scales to the table and stood up eating . We asked him what he was doing and he said he was watching his weight.

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