Reminding us why I is great and insane to be a mom!

Constance - posted on 06/14/2011 ( 3 moms have responded )

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I was reading my new magazine and came across the section that is written about kids that say funny things.
Here a some of the quotes:

Dirty Laundry:
I was in my bedroom when my 2-year-old, Peyton, came in and asked what I was doing. "I'm changing Mommy and Daddy's sheets. I said. She replied, "Oh ok. You pee-peed on them?
Mom In Oklahoma

Watch Your Step:
I asked my daughter, Avery, 3, if she could behave while hopped in the shower. She looked up at me , terrified, and, said. " Please don't ho in the shower Mommy. You might get hurt."

Cheryl in Delaware

Back to Basics

During his birthday party, I overheard my son Owen, 4, telling his grandfather how to play superhero and villian. When his granpa asked a question, Owen said," Grandpa we can play the game when you put on your listening ears."
Kris in Wisconsin

Make Room

My husband and I were packing for vacation when I said that the only thing left was to pck the car. My son, Isaiah, 2, started laughing and said, "Mommy you're so silly. The car's too big to fit in the suitcase."
Julie in Virginia

Checked Out

I was shopping with my husband, mother, and daughter, Greta, 2. As we headed to the checkout, I realized I had forgot somthing and told my husband to wait with Greta while I ran back. When my mom noticed that I was missing, she asked them what I was doing. Greta answered, " She's driving daddy nuts."
Jenne in Pennsylvaia

Acting Out

My 5yr old son Matthew, came out f his room holding his Star Wars Monopoly game, which we keep on top of his tallest mirrored dresser. I reminded him that it is not safe to climbon the furniture and I asked him if that is what he did.
"Nope." he told me with a smile. "I used the Force, mom."

Tara in Mississippi

Last but not least my favorite.

Sight Seeing:
We were out to dinner when a man with a spiked mohawk walked past our table. My son, Jack, 2, pointed a him and yelled, " Dinosaur".
Beth in Kentucky

Reading this reminds me why are kids can drive us completely insane and make us laugh all in the same breath. I love being a mom and the funny things are kids say is what keeps me going.

One of the funniest things my kids say is at my husband. When ever he startes working my last nerve I always call him Christopher. My husband's favorite thing to do is steal a bite of food from the kids. Nothing is funnier than hearing Christopher leave my food alone. Get yor own your arms aren't broken."
He always looks at me and says," Nice Babe." I just laugh.

How about you what is the funniest things you kids have said?

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Twin girls, age 9, at the kitchen table making jewelry...
"ew! Get your finger out of your nose!"
"but there's something in there!"
"yeah...duh...your FINGER!"

Amy - posted on 06/14/2011

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I picked my 5 year old up from pre-school and his teacher was telling me how the kids tried churros because they were learning about different countries, well after 5 minutes of trying to convince my son to try he broke down and responded "fine I will try it but if I don't like it I'm blaming it entirely on you and not my parents"

Another good one was 3 weeks ago I was trying to get him to bed which tends to be a time for antics, well on this particular night he was being pretty good and he goes "mom can I ask you a question" so I said yeah, he proceeded to pick up one of his blankets that he sleeps with, stood up on the bed and turned around with his backside to me and asks "mom does this blankie make my butt look big", as hewas holding it up. He stood there straight faced for a few seconds, I started cracking up and then he fell over on the bed laughing. We probably laughed about that for a good 5 minutes! I could go on and on with him....

Katherine - posted on 06/14/2011

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My daughter when she was 3 told me she could run 90 miles an hour while carrying her newborn sister.

Now she's 5 and was screaming bloody murder outside. We here a voice "be quite!" My daughter looks at me and says, "Mom, I think that was God, I better be quite."

Katherine - posted on 06/14/2011

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My daughter when she was 3 told me she could run 90 miles an hour while carrying her newborn sister.

Now she's 5 and was screaming bloody murder outside. We here a voice "be quite!" My daughter looks at me and says, "Mom, I think that was God, I better be quite."

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