Constance - posted on 06/14/2011 ( 3 moms have responded )
I was reading my new magazine and came across the section that is written about kids that say funny things.
Here a some of the quotes:
I was in my bedroom when my 2-year-old, Peyton, came in and asked what I was doing. "I'm changing Mommy and Daddy's sheets. I said. She replied, "Oh ok. You pee-peed on them?
Mom In Oklahoma
Watch Your Step:
I asked my daughter, Avery, 3, if she could behave while hopped in the shower. She looked up at me , terrified, and, said. " Please don't ho in the shower Mommy. You might get hurt."
Cheryl in Delaware
Back to Basics
During his birthday party, I overheard my son Owen, 4, telling his grandfather how to play superhero and villian. When his granpa asked a question, Owen said," Grandpa we can play the game when you put on your listening ears."
Kris in Wisconsin
My husband and I were packing for vacation when I said that the only thing left was to pck the car. My son, Isaiah, 2, started laughing and said, "Mommy you're so silly. The car's too big to fit in the suitcase."
Julie in Virginia
I was shopping with my husband, mother, and daughter, Greta, 2. As we headed to the checkout, I realized I had forgot somthing and told my husband to wait with Greta while I ran back. When my mom noticed that I was missing, she asked them what I was doing. Greta answered, " She's driving daddy nuts."
Jenne in Pennsylvaia
My 5yr old son Matthew, came out f his room holding his Star Wars Monopoly game, which we keep on top of his tallest mirrored dresser. I reminded him that it is not safe to climbon the furniture and I asked him if that is what he did.
"Nope." he told me with a smile. "I used the Force, mom."
Tara in Mississippi
Last but not least my favorite.
We were out to dinner when a man with a spiked mohawk walked past our table. My son, Jack, 2, pointed a him and yelled, " Dinosaur".
Beth in Kentucky
Reading this reminds me why are kids can drive us completely insane and make us laugh all in the same breath. I love being a mom and the funny things are kids say is what keeps me going.
One of the funniest things my kids say is at my husband. When ever he startes working my last nerve I always call him Christopher. My husband's favorite thing to do is steal a bite of food from the kids. Nothing is funnier than hearing Christopher leave my food alone. Get yor own your arms aren't broken."
He always looks at me and says," Nice Babe." I just laugh.
How about you what is the funniest things you kids have said?