Strangest things you never thought you'd hear yourself say

Erin - posted on 07/30/2009

i remember my brother used to share his fork with the dog, but he wasn't a kid then, lol

Sharon - posted on 07/30/2009

LMAO omg yes!! I had this sort of gummy nyla bone for my dog and my son stole it before the dog ever got it - the best um teether we ever had, lol.



ROTFL@biting the dog on the tongue....

Cindy - posted on 07/30/2009

OMG Sharon are you sure you're not in my home? I have said "stop Sharing your Hotdog with the dog." to my son while I was on the phone with my dog hating Dad (Cameron would take a bite then the dog would take a bite etc. They are best buds.)

"Get the dog's bone out of your mouth." when my youngest grabbed a raw hide bone from the dogs mouth and put it in his mouth and crawled away. Like I said before I have a great DOG.

My son loves his anatomy too. He pointed out that if you rub "mr. Winky" the right way he grows. Trying not to burst out laughing while trying to explain to him "it's not good manners to touch - play with - or talk about "Mr. Winky" was impossible.



And the kicker...

I had to explain to my son (the 3 year old) It is NEVER OK TO BITE THE DOGS TOUNGE. Yes that's right MY SON bit the DOG'S Tounge. Poor dog.

Kristina - posted on 07/30/2009

LOL...my fav is.. "get that off your penis!!" while on the phone with my boss! He has figured out that his penis could fit inside the foam disk for his gun.. Woohoo.. atleast he has good aim! but not while I"m talking about next weeks portfolio with my boss.. I still get teased to this day.

Sharon - posted on 07/30/2009

"No, your fish can't take a bath with you. no he's not dirty." I kept a careful eye on her that day just in case she decided to try and sneak the fish to the tub. I think she got that idea from something on TV or a movie though.

Sharon - posted on 07/30/2009

"honey please don't lap up your cereal milk, yes I know the dog does it that way"

Sharon - posted on 07/30/2009

hhmmm oh yeah "Yes sharing is good but you cannot share the dogs' food."

Cami - posted on 07/30/2009

Just today my two little ones got pancake powder all over themselfs and obviously I was a little upset I had to clean yet another mess but they were so cute I had to take pics. Also my daughter loves the Wall-E movie and she likes to pretend eggs are the Eva character so often you'll hear me say "No honey (my husband) the eggs were saving the world today" when he finds a mess on the floor. Kids are such joy aren't they?

Sharon - posted on 07/30/2009

ROTFL. I know there have been some crazy things but I just can't think of any right now.



HHMM oh yeah "Eggs are not little bowling balls, you cannot roll them under the bed to hit your matchbox cars." UGH my oldest did that when he was 3 yrs old and I was 8months pregnant with NO WAY to get under the bed to clean up the mess or lift it!!