What is the WORST movie you've ever seen??

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Michelle - posted on 07/19/2009

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Open Water... without a doubt! Which is actually the same movie another mom posted about only I believe she said it was Deep Blue Sea. In Open Water all they did was swim around in the ocean and slowly die off the whole 1.5 hours!! Deep Blue Sea was actually an alright movie (it took place at a shark breeding compound. They did something to the sharks brains to make them super smart, and they ended up attacking the people.) I still can't believe they made a second Open Water, that's right there is a second one!!

Rachael - posted on 07/21/2009

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The worst movie ever is THE VILLAGE... It really sucks, never watch it. You will be sooo mad that you spent your time watching it.

Mindi - posted on 07/19/2009

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Oh, I can't BELIEVE there is a sequel to Open Water! It was the most unbelievably WORST movie ever. There have been some movies I didn't like, but this one tops them all!!! After watching them drift on the water for a very long time, my husband and I decided to fast forward to get to the action. Guess what? There was NO action! We just ended up fast forwarding to the end where they finally drown. It's so hard to believe anyone thought this was a good movie to make!

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Merry - posted on 08/19/2011

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Bridge to terrabythia (sp?) was good until they killed the little girl. Sucky! I mean it's a kids movie!
Also tuck everlasting sucked cuz Winnie chose to stay mortal and age and die, ugh who would choose that in real life if faced with immortality and being with the love of your life for eternity? Stupid.

Merry - posted on 08/19/2011

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Any British humor stuff, so annoying.
Thinking of two movies I hated but I can't remember the titles....

Alea - posted on 07/28/2009

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the worst movie ever was Cloverfield. It was horrible. Dont buy the movie, if someone has already bought it borrow it. But i felt dumber after i left the movies.

Shelagh - posted on 07/28/2009

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It was an Andy Warhol movie.....It was so long ago I can't even remember what it was called....I think it had to do with Jack the Ripper or Frankenstein. There were about 10 people in the theatre including us two and we laughed through the whole thing and were getting dirty looks from most of the other people. They must have been Andy Warhol fans....We obviously were not and thought the movie sounded interesting.We were very wrong.

Judi - posted on 07/27/2009

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Bug. Ashley Judd is a great actress, what she was doing in this horrible movie is beyond me. WORST MOVIE BY FAR.

Karen - posted on 07/27/2009

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The Road to Wellville. Two hours of people getting enemas. I felt like I'd had a two-hour enema by the time it was done. We kept watching, thinking it was going to get better. WTF were we thinking???

Rachelle - posted on 07/27/2009

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OMG THE THIN RED LINE - PALMETTO & DR T & THE WOMEN. Those were the 3 WORST movies of all time. I wanted to cry when I realized I paid good money to see these disasters. LOL

Louise - posted on 07/26/2009

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Yea its "Open water" I thought it was deep blue sea I only relized it was called that cause its playing here on TV this Tuesday well il be finding something else to watch that nightlol

Tiffany - posted on 07/25/2009

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The Cell, hands down. and 9MM with Nick cage. Two very disturbing movies, that were a waste of money & my time

JL - posted on 07/23/2009

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I know who killed me...well honestly anything with Lindsey Lohan is a horrible movie so I should have no better than to have watched that craptastic feature but I did and I want that time I spent watching that back!



ISide note: I love the Neverending Story..I was in Germany at the time that it was shot and actually knew the actor Noah Hathaway who played Atreyu because his little sister was one of my playmates and his body double for the movie John Conran was my childhood best friend's older brother.

Sally - posted on 07/23/2009

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There was really only ONE movie while my son was younger (he's all grown up and in the Army now) that I had to forbid him to watch...and I raised holy hell with the admin at the afterschool care he went to about it. That was "Stepchild" (I think that was the name...John Ritter adopts an older child who is a little monster. When I went to pick my son up from daycare when I got off work, they had all the kids watching this movie. My son is adopted and he reacted very negatively to this movie. He began acting like the kid in the movie and just really gave us fits. When I talked with him and found out his behavior was because he thought that's how he should act as an adopted child, I wanted to hurt someone at the daycare. He and I talked it out and he became the loving, normal child he had been before. The daycare apologized profusely and changed their policy for "movie" day. Only "G" rated after that and only things that could not be controvesal. They pulled Dennis the Menace and a few others as well. It took quite a while to undo the harm by one afternoon watching a bad movie.

Sally - posted on 07/23/2009

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Well, as for the worst one, I don't even remember the name of it, but it was a fantasy movie made in Sweden. It came out about the same time as "The Neverending Story" and was advertised as being like it. Now "The Neverending Story" is one of my all time favorites. I could recite the dialog at one time from seeing it so often. However, the Swedish movie was HORRIBLE! NOTHING happened in it! It was totally devoid of violence or anything negative. There would be "scary music" but nothing ever happened. My son was about 4 or 5 at the time and had seen "The Neverending Story" with me and loved it! It was exciting. Yeah, the G'Mork (wolf/dog) was a little scary but not more than he could handle. Durng the Swedish movie he kept asking when something was gonna happen. He was totally bored with it.

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I have to say I have seen a lot of movies... and I own a lot of movies... you people have never seen UHF.

Worst.

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Wendy - posted on 07/23/2009

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Without a doubt, Eye of the Beholder. Saw it in the theater, sat through the whole thing just waiting for it to get better...or at least make sense. The film ended and NOBODY in the theater moved. The person behind me said "Does ANYBODY know what happened??" and I turned around and said "Yes. We just wasted two hours of our lives."

Kristina - posted on 07/22/2009

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I really did not see what the hype was about with Crash. I know it won tons of awards and it was supposed to bring forth all these important stereotypes and social issues, but my thoughts during the whole movie were that the people who really needed to watch this movie would either not watch it or would not understand the point of the movie. I just thought it was a waste of time because I can see these things in my everyday life and not have to see it dramatized in order to make money.

Mia - posted on 07/22/2009

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Santa With Muscles. ohmigod-i-can't-believe-hulk-hogan-is-hitting-villains-with-big-candy-canes-while-dressed-in-a-santa-suit-claiming-amnesia bad. I think it's been voted the worst movie ever made somewhere.

I also hated HATED the new Indiana Jones movie. I wish they'd made it 10 years earlier and not relied on stupid CGI to move the plot along!

Jaime - posted on 07/21/2009

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Ya, I agree it was pretty awful. It's really cool that you got to watch parts of the film being made and talk with the crew, what an experience that must have been! Another movie that I absolutely did not enjoy was 'She's so Lovely' with John Travolta and Robin Wright Penn...it was horrible.

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You're right Jaime. That's exactly what it was about. Except that I had no idea what it was about when I saw it. I remember hanging out in NYC and watching segments of the movie being filmed, and talking with some of the crew. So I really wanted to see what the movie was all about and hated it!

Jaime - posted on 07/21/2009

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I think kids was about the reality of AIDS back in the 80's when it wasn't as widely known as far as the risk of infection and the astonishing rate at which it had spread through out North America. I agree that it was a bit odd, but eye-opening.

Sherri - posted on 07/21/2009

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miami vice was just stupid. it was just an excuse to have sex in a movie. i wish i just had bought icecream

Kate CP - posted on 07/21/2009

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There's Something About Mary.

I couldn't stand that movie. I watched the first 10 minutes and walked away. Yuck. :P

Jaime - posted on 07/21/2009

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As for 'Tropic Thunder', although the movie was completely ridiculous (but good for a laugh or two), I do have to give props to Robert Downey Jr. for his character---for those who have not seen it he played a black man and even tailored his voice to the character (the make-up job wasn't bad either).

Jaime - posted on 07/21/2009

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I was disappointed in the second 'Pirates of the Caribbean' and tried to watch the third, but became frustrated with how desperately they were trying to top the first movie. 'Alexander' was another movie I didn't enjoy. I am big on action and comedy. Just recently I saw 'The Hangover' and 'The Proposal' and thought they were both absolutely hilarious. I will likely watch the next Harry Potter movie, but I'm not a fanatic, so I can wait for it to go to dvd. As for twilight, I have read a lot of the hype surrounding the series, but it doesn't strike me as a storyline that breaks the mold. When it comes right down to it, I'm a BIG Quentin Tarantino fan and I have watched many of his movies without regret!

Nicole - posted on 07/20/2009

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the absolute worst for me was "lemony snickets series of unfortunate events" it's was ridiculous!! as well as that benjamin button bullshit of brad pit agin backwards -who came up with that shit anyhow??? or sincity, anything with will Farrel in it -especially stranger than fiction. I usually LOVE 007 but the last 2 with that useless tit of a blond dude for james bond is a waste of space on any movie shelf!!! open water i only watched like 20 mins of never mind the 2nd! Love actually...ough! and i hated the labyrinth!! and whoever said tom cruise is an idiot ...I wholeheartedly agree!!! besides all that...I adore Twilight!!! I own the book series in hardcover as well as in audio and the movie I've seen like 4 times already lol..to each their own I guess :-)

Firebird - posted on 07/20/2009

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I always thought that Human Nature was the worst movie I'd ever seen.... until I watched Borat. That one takes the cake!

Firebird - posted on 07/20/2009

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I always thought that Human Nature was the worst movie I'd ever seen.... until I watched Borat. That one takes the cake!

Lisa - posted on 07/20/2009

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I would have to disagree about Napolian Dynamite that is the funiest movie ever,although I would have to agree that Twilight did suck, the book was 100 times better.

Stevie - posted on 07/20/2009

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oh i forgot to say anything with jack black in it omg he sucks so bad and there is one movie he was in sometime within a year that just sucked all the cussing in the movie it had to do with some movie making a movie over a war or something oh man that really sucked i hate jack black period the end and napolean dynamite sucked to i remember falling asleep i think and will farell movies are hardly eever good and i dont like tom cruise mostly cuz he is an idiot but i dont like movies he is in except top gun and im sure if i think longer i could come up with more but i think ill give it a break since this is my second post haha (and the adam sandler movies rock i love them but bedtime stories was ok not his best but it was still good and i plan on getting it)

LaCi - posted on 07/20/2009

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hah! totally forgot about napoleon dynamite. Yeah... that ties omega code, although i never made it all the way through it in one sitting.

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I usually know which movies to avoid so I don't have to sit through too many stinkers. AI:Artificial Intelligence was maddeningly bad as was the Johnny Depp Willy Wonka movie. When it comes to bad movies, it's sad because Jennifer Garner is one of my favorite actresses but she's done a couple of very bad ones. The Kingdom was horrible and so was Daredevil. I can usually tell by who it in a movie whether it will be a dog and usually when I've gone against that I've been sorry. Anything Meg Ryan has done other than a romantic comedy, anything with Tom Cruise in it (with the notable exception of Minority Report which was brilliant), anything with Will Ferrell in it is a bad bet (notable exception: Stranger than Fiction) and anything Pauly Shore or Adam Sandler in it is going to stink (in my opinion). I'm kind of a snooty movie-goer though. A movie that I thought was hideous while I was watching it but which stuck with me later as being frighteningly profound is "Idiocracy". It was not my kind of movie at all and I only watched it because a friend had been nagging me and I wanted to put her nagging to rest. I gritted my teeth through it and could barely tolerate its vulgarity, but after watching the whole thing I was very affected and find myself quoting it.

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I really hated the new King Kong movie. Who wants to watch 2 and a half hours of special effects that don't move the plot anywhere?

Sue - posted on 07/20/2009

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Napoleon Dynamite is by far the worst movie I have ever seen and what is worse my husband and grandsons think it is the funniest one they have ever seen and we have it on dvd.

Sandra - posted on 07/19/2009

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Oh,my gosh their are so many I don't even know were to start. Here are just a few.
Howard the Duck,Battlefield Earth,Gigli,From Justin to Kelly,Spice World,The Hottie and the Nottie

Leigh - posted on 07/19/2009

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I agree with Allanya-Lani, what a complete underwhelming experience, & I too have no idea why everyone is crazy over Edward?? But my all time would be the stupidest Aussie move ever made, Bad Boy Bubby, Just sick & gross!!

Krista - posted on 07/19/2009

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I remember renting Dude Where's My Car, watching 15 minutes of it, and then taking it back to the store to trade for a different movie, it was that bad!! But, with a title like that, what was I thinking when I rented it anyway??

Terri Sue - posted on 07/19/2009

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Open Water...all the commercials said it was the next Jaws....hahaha. Horrible...not even close to Jaws. I couldn't believe they made a sequal.

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