a calibama state of mind


The patchwork quilted life of The Calibamamom, blanketing Hollywood with the warmth and humor of the deep South.

What's the funniest thing your child has ever done or said?

Well, can I first say that when I was 2, I apparently became aware when I farted. Not knowing what, exactly it was, I said "OOOHHH. I BURPED IN MY PANTIES". So witticism was inherent, obviously. As for My Beans...there are just too many things to list. They are fully of daily hilarity and childishly profound wisdom. It's a constant giggle fest at our house.

What always makes you laugh?

Thinking about what I envisioned motherhood would be like. I laugh at how naive and stupid I was. Seriously. And I am constantly laughing at my failures. I mean, what else can you do? You live. You learn.

What's the funniest gift you've ever received?

I received a giant stuffed penguin from The Man's grandmother the first Christmas we were married. I am STILL scratching my head over that one.