The Gypsy Hausfrau

I am trying to find myself again... this would be easier if I weren't drowning in Happy Meal toys. According to my dad, I descend from a traveling band of singing figure skaters. I doubt it's true, but I'm running with it.

When you need a good laugh, where (besides your own blog) do you turn?

What's your child's weirdest habit?

What's the most bizarre parenting product or children's toy you've seen or heard of?