Hot Mess Mom

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HMM is a winner of Top 25 Funny Moms - 2013

What's the funniest thing your child has ever done or said?

My boys are the funniest beings on the planet. Everything they do is funny. However, the single funniest sentence I have ever heard was from my niece, not my sons.

She was 5 years old and holding her lady parts as if she had to pee……

"Do you have to go potty?"

"No…. I farted and my fart went from my butt to my hoo-ha. Now I’m trying to pop the bubble."

What always makes you laugh?

My boys make me laugh every day. As does my husband. And, unfortunately, I think I'm pretty funny and laugh at myself all day long.

What's the funniest gift you've ever received?

For my 39th birthday, my girlfriend made me a cake. Of my ass. Complete with 'bad tattoo" that I mistakenly got when I was 21. Here is a picture.

What's your family's favorite board game, and why? (Please mention the best ages for the game)


We LOVE Monopoly. Of course, someone generally cries and storms out before we actually finish, but we like it. It's great teaching the boys math, negotiating skills, and the value of a dollar. Oh, and of course, the importance of staying out of jail and winning beauty pageants.
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