I Want A Dumpster Baby


A sporadic offering of the hilarity and clumsiness that is my wonderful life. oh, and I want to find a dumpster baby. I'm a Proud Drunk, Sober since October 4, 2001; I haven't eaten anything with a face in 21 years - but I'm not a dick about it. I...

katy is a winner of Top 25 Funny Moms - 2013

What's the funniest thing your child has ever done or said?

My babies are 6 weeks old, so they haven't really done or said anything that funny. Other than what my husband and I like to call the fartcry. He coined "hashtag fartcry -- #fartcry" and thinks it will become a sensation on Twitter. Fingers crossed.

What always makes you laugh?

My husband. I swear to gods. He's the funniest person I know and can ALWAYS get me to laugh no matter what else is happening. I'm so grateful to have him and still can't quite believe he married me.

What's the funniest gift you've ever received?

TWINS. Seriously. We still can't believe it. Our twin baby b wasn't even supposed to make it according to our fertility doctor, but here she is perfectly healthy and hanging out with our family. Now THAT is funny!