My Half Assed Life

I used to think that somehow life would just turn out. Seems along the way I forgot to specify how I wanted it to turn out. Half Assed isn't quite what I was looking for. Asshat wrangler by night, supervisor by day. It's hard to tell the difference.

What's the funniest thing your child has ever done or said?

What always makes you laugh?

What's the funniest gift you've ever received?