My Mommy Bites

Dressed like a broken sale rack at Ross Dress For Less, I try my beleaguered best to be a mom, a wife and a writer in a town filled with plastic flowers who pride themselves on being the youngest rose with the newest nose. Scalarious.

When you need a good laugh, where (besides your own blog) do you turn?

What's your child's weirdest habit?

What's the most bizarre parenting product or children's toy you've seen or heard of?