Chronicling of a generally unbalanced life and mind - with a toddler and mom in tow.

What's the funniest thing your child has ever done or said?

Today he told me that a song playing on the car stereo "wasn't my jam." Instead, "it is his jam. " But we can share. Thank God.

What always makes you laugh?

When my husband accidentally (?) wears my sweaters to work.
Doctor visits with my mother (once the rage phase passes).
Any interactions with city employees.
Really crass insults. Especially from a fancy-looking lady.

What's the funniest gift you've ever received?

My dad killed my cat for Christmas a few years back. Beat that.