hilarious baby stories

Dawn - posted on 01/09/2012 ( 3 moms have responded )




Funny thing happened last night. Wanted to share. my hubby and I were sitting on the couch. My 9 month old, Kaylee, had just finished nursing when she pulled back and, out of curiosity I guess, decided to "tweak" my nipple with her little pincer grip. I looked down in surprise just in time to see her squirt herself in the eye! She jumps, I laugh, and my hubby leans over to see. You guessed it....she squirt him too! I laughed so hard I cried. Any stories to share?


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Bette - posted on 01/14/2012




These are so funny! I love it. My 3 year old gave me a good laugh the other morning. His daddy and I let him play Angry Birds on our phones, and he has become an Angry Birds fan. Well, we were cuddling when he got done nursing and started to go back to sleep. A few minutes later, he started twiddling my nipple. I asked what he was doing and he told me "I pwayin' Angy biwds, I get the pig, yay!! 3 stars!" I laughed so hard I woke up everyone else. It was too funny!

Lise - posted on 01/11/2012




My dd leaned on my boob and it shot milk onto her arm. She said, "Oh, mommy! Oh, milk!" then she licked her arm and said, "Mmm, yummy milk."

Christy - posted on 01/09/2012




yeah...I have an overactive letdown sometimes. My two month old will start nursing and he will start to cough because it's coming out to fast. He will unlatch. When he does, the milk shoots like a stream out of my breast. It shoots him in the eye and he blinks and looks at me like "what just happened?" I laugh so hard.

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