some humor...DEAF WIFE

Sarah - posted on 08/08/2010 ( 2 moms have responded )




Men...learn a lesson...women...keep your ears open...

DEAF WIFE.....'priceless '

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she
used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the
family doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the
husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her
hearing loss.

Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away
from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears

If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until
you get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking
dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet
away, let's see what happens."

Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for

No response..

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30
feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20
feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again he gets no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet
away.. "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her... "Honey, what's for

(I just love this)

"Ralph, for THE FIFTH time, CHICKEN!"


View replies by

Join Circle of Moms

Sign up for Circle of Moms and be a part of this community! Membership is just one click away.

Join Circle of Moms