And this is what happens when I go to school functions....

Brittany - posted on 10/26/2011 ( 17 moms have responded )




Last night was a Trunk-r-Treat at my sons school. It was nice and he had a blast!

Before hand my son and I attended a PTO dinner, which for the most part was lovely.

The VP of the PTO and her children sat across from my son and I and this is how the conversation went:

Youngest Daughter "What exactly are you supposed to be?" to her older sister.

Oldest Daughter "If anyone asks I am a Pop Star."

YD "Oh, Lady Gaga?"

OD "No, Lady Gaga has blonde hair."

At this point I can see the mother is about to go insane and out of he mouth comes the following
"You two know not to talk about Catholic Whores at the dinner table."

My family prayers before supper, so my son and I said a prayer quietly and began to eat our food.

The mother looks at me and says:
"I have never seen you at church."
Me: "Perhaps we go to different Churches?"
Her: "I got to the ONLY church in Foley, First Baptist."
I did not respond because, I live in Foley and I live in between two different churches.
Her : "Well what church do you go to?"
Me: "Saint Margaret of Scotland Catholic Church on 98, in Foley."

I could have swore she was about to burst into flames.

I decided it was time for Caoleb and I to head across the hall for the PTO meeting. We got up and were waiting for some people to pass us. The door opened and in walked a 7 foot tall guy with his three young daughters. All three of them were dressed very inappropriate for their age but, I suppose since it is Halloween and their Dad had a kill face it was not to bad. They all had their faces painted white with blood splats and some Frankenstein type designs. The middle daughter, perhaps 9 or 10, walked up to some of her friends and one of the girls asked her what she was and she said
"I am a dead whore"

Then we saw a child dressed as Osama Bin Laden.

By the time we got outside, Caoleb was with his friends, I had my fill of that school function.



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Jane - posted on 10/28/2011




My son came home from school in third grade and called his sister a "ho." I assume he meant whore, not long-handled gardening implement. I convinced him not to use that word again unless he was indeed getting ready to go get rid of the weeds in the garden.

Jenn - posted on 10/28/2011




I have never heard a child say "whore"! This all made me kinda giggle until that part.

Jane - posted on 10/28/2011




By the way, Lady Gaga is a nice Jewish girl, not Catholic at all. It's Madonna who is the Catholic one.

April - posted on 10/28/2011




what i am concerned about is the encouragement of the word whore by 9 year olds. one mother used the word in front of her daughters. another parent didn't correct his child she used the word. IMO that word should not be in a kid's vocabulary!!

♏*PHOENIX*♏ - posted on 10/26/2011




UM...WOW, so lady gaga is a Catholic Whore
and the nerve of the parents letting the 9-10year old dress that way..what the hell!!!

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