C-string

Katherine - posted on 05/21/2011 ( 17 moms have responded )

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A must see.

I've noticed that the infamous CString is making the Internet rounds once again, after being showcased on The Doctors.

What's a CString, you ask?

Essentially, it's an underwire for your crotch.

You can wear it either as lingerie or, according to its makers, as a bikini.

(Good luck with not getting arrested should you choose to wear this on a public beach.)

Believe it or not, I bought a CString and tried it out for a beauty column ...

Want to know what I thought?

Keep reading!

Here's what I wrote for my beauty column in Her Nashville magazine about the c-string:

When the CString arrived, I have to admit, I was repulsed. The whole thing is basically a crotch underwire covered with cheap fabric, therefore it can only be hand washed. Ew. That night, I tried mine on while my husband was getting ready for bed. Then I took a look in the mirror.

People, I’ve done a lot of things for this column. I’ve worn a Snuggie in public. I’ve had hot wax applied in places I can’t even mention here. But I would not, could not let my husband see me in a CString. It was just too… stupid.

I can only imagine the looks on the faces of the women who receive their own CString for Christmas. Horror. Fear. Humiliation. The CString is a marriage-ender, people. And I doubt they take returns.

Not only was my CString humiliating, it was also incredibly uncomfortable. In fact, I can't believe this company is still in business.
Thanks to The Doctors, though, CString Direct is probably getting lots of new orders. Here's the segment from the show:


Can you say ass flosser?

http://thestir.cafemom.com/beauty_style/...

Check out the pic.

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~♥Little Miss - posted on 05/21/2011

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Dude, that womens muffin top in the video is NOT from underwear! That is called get a pair of pants that fit and aren't 4 sizes to small!

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Iris - posted on 05/21/2011

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What if you don't put it on properly... will it poke you in the ass when you sit down, or just fall down your pants leg when you stand up?
I can't imagine it being comfortable. Sexy? About as sexy as walking around in a thong pad without the thongs..
And why even bother?

Krista - posted on 05/21/2011

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That's regoddamndiculous. If the skimpiest thongs out there are STILL too much fabric for what you're wearing, then you may want to reconsider your outfit, no?

Amanda - posted on 05/21/2011

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Rectal Bacteria, yummy. Now I have a reason when friends ask why I dont wear thongs, since the excuse I dont like dental floss up my ass isnt good enough for some LOL.

Btw I wouldnt waste my money on it. Though the hubby did make a noise like he enjoyed the picture. Dirty pig LOL

~♥Little Miss - posted on 05/21/2011

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Toni, I was just thinking the same thing....hot pink maxi pad.

Jane - posted on 05/21/2011

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Sorry, I won't even buy one to try on. I don't believe in encouraging idiots, who must have been the designers of this thing.

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