Katherine - posted on 05/21/2011 ( 1 mom has responded )




A must see. Can you say ass flosser?


I've noticed that the infamous CString is making the Internet rounds once again, after being showcased on The Doctors.

What's a CString, you ask?

Essentially, it's an underwire for your crotch.

You can wear it either as lingerie or, according to its makers, as a bikini.

(Good luck with not getting arrested should you choose to wear this on a public beach.)

Believe it or not, I bought a CString and tried it out for a beauty column ...

Want to know what I thought?

Keep reading!

Here's what I wrote for my beauty column in Her Nashville magazine about the c-string:

When the CString arrived, I have to admit, I was repulsed. The whole thing is basically a crotch underwire covered with cheap fabric, therefore it can only be hand washed. Ew. That night, I tried mine on while my husband was getting ready for bed. Then I took a look in the mirror.

People, I’ve done a lot of things for this column. I’ve worn a Snuggie in public. I’ve had hot wax applied in places I can’t even mention here. But I would not, could not let my husband see me in a CString. It was just too… stupid.

I can only imagine the looks on the faces of the women who receive their own CString for Christmas. Horror. Fear. Humiliation. The CString is a marriage-ender, people. And I doubt they take returns.

Not only was my CString humiliating, it was also incredibly uncomfortable. In fact, I can't believe this company is still in business.
Thanks to The Doctors, though, CString Direct is probably getting lots of new orders. Here's the segment from the show:


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