COMs is updating its rules...PLEASE READ.

Sara - posted on 04/01/2011 ( 21 moms have responded )




Memo: Cussing on Circle of Moms:

It has been brought to the COM team's attention that some individuals throughout the COMs community have been using foul language during the normal conversation with their fellow moms.

Due to complaints received from some COMs participants who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do however realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings

when communicating with your fellow moms.

Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative “TRY SAYING” phrases has been provided so that proper

exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

1) TRY SAYING: I think you should try harder.

INSTEAD OF: You don’t know what the f___ you’re doing.

2) TRY SAYING: She’s an aggressive go-getter.

INSTEAD OF: She’s a ball-busting b__ch.

3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can do that.

INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do t his?

4) TRY SAYING: I’m certain that isn’t feasible.

INSTEAD OF: No f______ way.

5) TRY SAYING: Really?

INSTEAD OF: You’ve got to be sh__ing me!

6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with…

INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.

7) TRY SAYING: I wasn’t involved in the post.

INSTEAD OF: It’s not my f______ problem.

8.) TRY SAYING: That’s interesting.

INSTEAD OF: What the f___?

9) TRY SAYING: I’m not sure this can be implemented.

INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won’t work.

10) TRY SAYING: I’ll try to schedule that.

INSTEAD OF: Why the f____ didn’t you tell me sooner?

11) TRY SAYING: She’s not familiar with the issues.

INSTEAD OF: She’s got her head up his a__.

12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, mamam?

INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.

13) TRY SAYING: So you weren’t happy with it?

INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.

14) TRY SAYING: I’m a bit overloaded at the moment.

INSTEAD OF: F___ it, I’m busy.

15) TRY SAYING: I don’t think you understand.

INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.

16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.

INSTEAD OF: This group sucks.

17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?

INSTEAD OF: Who the h___ died and made you boss?

18 ) TRY SAYING: She’s somewhat insensitive.

INSTEAD OF: She’s a B__ch.

Thank You,

Circle of Moms Team


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Bahahahaha!!!! I was laughing while reading it and thinking 'you can't be serious, this will never F**KING fly!" lol. Good one!!! :D

Jayce - posted on 04/01/2011




Okay, you got me. I reading this thinking 'holy shit, I'm new here and already I'm going to get booted out'.

Alyssa - posted on 04/01/2011




Fuck, I was worried...since April Fools was yesterday for us here in Aus!

Jodi - posted on 04/01/2011




Yep, had me for a moment.....but then I realised it's still April 1st there :P

Amanda - posted on 04/01/2011




I was thinking I really hope they tell me how to say Fuck off correctly for my post! :0) Cute!!

Tara - posted on 04/01/2011




You had me, until number 1. lol
Seriously I was sitting here thinking "Is this about my "Fuck Me" comment in my tubal ligation post?!?!
Then I thought
"Holy Fuckity Fuck Fuck I'm going to have to find a new online home. Damn uppity bitches and their sensitive eyes..."
good one.

[deleted account]

The whole time I'm reading I'm thinking A) This had better be an April Fool's thing and B) If it's not, I know several people (myself included) who will be booted. ROFL Good one!

Joanna - posted on 04/01/2011




I saw this posted as a sign at a friend's workshop last month, thought it was hilarious. I love 8 and 12.

Rosie - posted on 04/01/2011




i totally knew it, after i read the first couple ones i was like WTF?? REALLY? lol!

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