hee hee.... thought you guys would like this

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Michelle - posted on 01/24/2010

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LOL, Joy my little brother has one that says " I didn't do it, it was my sister".... he's 15 lol

?? - posted on 01/24/2010

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My neice had a onsie that says "I can kick your baby's ass" I nearly pee'd laughing when I saw it.

Michelle - posted on 01/24/2010

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Yeah, someone got my son a shirt that said "Breastfed Baby, stick around for the show" and one that said "My mom is hotter than your mom." They're a little more mild than some of them out there, but I still used them as at-home shirts only....

?? - posted on 01/24/2010

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Gabe's grandparents went to Vegas this past summer... they got Gabe a shirt that says "don't get too excited, I'm only the wing man" from Hooters and a onsie that says "What Happens In My Diaper, Stays In My Diaper -- Las Vegas" and he had a onsie that says "Don't believe them. I didn't fall, they beat me." but it doesn't fit him anymore. He only wore it around the house, cause I was scared that some idiot would freak out about it in public and I'd have to beat them for real lol

I saw a picture in some gossip mag where they were comparing Katie Holmes kid Suri to Britney Spears kid whatever the younger one's name is... Suri was wearing inch n a half heels, carrying a transparent 'make up' case with a bunch of lipchap / lipstick, eye shadows and blushes init and wearing a peacoat. Britney's kid was in a stroller, with a pacifier, carrying a ziplock bag of pacifiers.

It was like 1 extreme to the other and both were equally awkward!

Jocelyn - posted on 01/23/2010

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As for the dress and that shirt...OMG Brooklynn would not be caught dead in those! Conner had a onsie that said "Daddy's lil squirt" and then there was a picture of a smiling cartoon sperm lol.

Jocelyn - posted on 01/23/2010

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*looks around sheepishly*
I have the high heels in leopard print...
But they are great and now we match :P yeah yeah I'm a loser, I know. lol

Krista - posted on 01/23/2010

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I dunno......I actually call my kid sexy. I think it's cute. The rest I agree with.

JL - posted on 01/22/2010

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Some of the sayings on the shirts and stuff they have out there are hilarious. My brother bought my son a T-shirt that says..Hey Dude Your Girlfreind Keeps Checking me Out.

Michelle - posted on 01/22/2010

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Sara, I think that shirt is funny too, but again, definitely not something I'd put on my own child. If you want to see a bunch of shirts that go way too far, go to tshirthell.com. Some of them are HILARIOUS, but most of them go way too far. This site even has a separate section for baby shirts that say "All daddy wanted was a blow job" or "they shake me."

Sara - posted on 01/22/2010

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I've seen a baby onesie that said "Now that I'm safe, I'm pro-choice". Now, I find that funny, but I would never put that on my kid to wear.

Joy, I'll be waiting for the pineapple princess dress...

Rosie - posted on 01/22/2010

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it's for this reason only, that i'm glad i don't have girls. i find the slogan shirts funny, but some go a little to far on the weird side for me. the pineapple dress reminds me of toilet paper toppers that my mother and grandmother have in their house as well-creepy!!

Johnny - posted on 01/21/2010

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My daughter has skinny jeans too. They were hand-me downs from my friend's sister. She was a shopaholic for her girls and I benefited from her insane spending sprees. But Michaela wears cloth diapers, so the skinny jeans don't fit over her big butt, we have to have special "sposies" day so she can wear her skinny jeans.

Johnny - posted on 01/21/2010

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My girlfriend had a onesie for her son that said, "Boob man". Creepy!

I can just imagine my daughter trying to walk in those heels. It would be funny in totally the WRONG way.

JL - posted on 01/21/2010

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Hayden has skinny jeans....they are hurley and DC brand. He sometimes wears them with his RUN DMC t-shirt and his shell toed addidas or one of his skater shirts and his Tony Hawk skater shoes. But they are not super skinny and he is a tall and skinny 2 year old so they don't look tight on him just fitted.



Mya my 6 year old has 2 pair of skinny jeans, but they are not super skinny.

Charlie - posted on 01/21/2010

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Coop has skinny jeans , i think they are super cute with his rocking led zepplin T .
The heels are disturbing i watched a news report on the creators a while back , just weird as for the nipple pastie shirt UM GROSS.
I like some of the slogan shirts out there but some take it way to far , my friend got one for her baby shower saying " all daddy wanted was a head job "
It was a joke and obviously not something she ever put on her child .

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I've always hated the "Pardon my nipple breath" shirts. They just seem crass to me. lol And those pineapple dresses remind me of some creepy little toilet paper covers my grandmother used to make. It was a doll head and arms with a huge fluffly knitted dress, and the dress fit over the toilet paper. Ugh! Used to freak me out because the dolls had nothing but heads and torsos and you'd have to pull them off the toilet paper to use them. lol (See a crocheted version here: http://radio.weblogs.com/0121658/2004/we... )

Anyway some of this stuff is just creepy! Ugh!

?? - posted on 01/21/2010

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Erin, you and Milla will have to come here for Gabe's birthday 1 year... we'll put Milla in those clothes... Gabe in some Baby-G-Unit attire .... gold grillz, some diamond studded diapers and matching belt buckles that say Milla&Gabe in different gemstones

They would be the classiest toddlers on the block!!!

Michelle - posted on 01/21/2010

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LOL You guys crack me up. My personal favorite was the "Does this make me look fat?" onsie.... Because who wants a fat baby? Really?

JL - posted on 01/21/2010

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Sara and Erin, I am going to start crocheting pineapple princess dresses for Rowan and Milla so they can enter a local beauty pageant and rock that shit. I will be sending hair extensions to complete the look.

Sara - posted on 01/21/2010

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This has inspired me to stop on the way home tonight and pick up some spray tan for Rowan. Oh yeah.

Ez - posted on 01/21/2010

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Ugh... I am not a fan of the slogan stuff for babies. The heels are just plain wrong. And that dress is INSANE!!!

Christy - posted on 01/21/2010

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that is some scary shit lol. i was particularly disturbed by the zebra print heels. and can you imagine if someone put a few of those things together for an outfit? the heels, "i'm too sexy for my diaper" onesie and skinny jeans with zippers...AWFUL hahaha

JL - posted on 01/21/2010

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Ah...man I sooo wish they had that top with the tassles on it for my 6year old daughter...WTF!?



Ok...the pineapple dress..SCARY!

?? - posted on 01/21/2010

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Noooo wayyyyyyy omg I wish they had some G-Unit shit for my lil man !!!!

I joke.

Esther - posted on 01/21/2010

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I cannot believe those high heels. That is beyond disturbing. Anyone who buys those should automatically lose their parental rights.

Cassie - posted on 01/21/2010

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Haha Sara! My daughter's legs are so chubby that a lot of her pants turn into skinny jeans because she's such a chunk!! We'd never be able to put actual skinny jeans over those rolls! :)

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ROTFL! Somebody actually crocheted a dress for my daughter that looked eerily similar to the pineapple princess dress. Creepy.

Sara - posted on 01/21/2010

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That was funny...I do not understand the concept of skinny jeans for a baby, 'cause there's nothing skinny about my daughter's thighs, nor should there be for a 15 month old! There's a market for that crap though...

Michelle - posted on 01/21/2010

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So would my older sister :-D

The sad thing is that my 16 yo sister has a friend who has a baby and I bet she'd totally buy some of that stuff.... She brought her daughter home from the hospital in a SuperDiva (like the Superman logo) hat...... *sigh*

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