Is your son Gay?????

♏*PHOENIX*♏ - posted on 09/27/2011 ( 17 moms have responded )

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a new android app claims to tell you if your son is gay by asking you the 20 questions listed below:

1. Does he like to dress up nicely? Does he pay close attention to his outfits and brand names?
2. Does he like football?
3. Before he was born did you wish he would be a girl?
4. Has he ever gotten into or participated in a fight?
5. Does he read sports magazines?
6. Does he have a best friend
7. Does he like team sports?
8. Is he prudish/modest?
9. Does he like diva singers?
10. Does he spend a long time in the bathroom
11. Does he have a tongue, nose or ear piercing
12. Does he spend time getting ready before being seen in public?
13. Have you asked yourself questions about your son's sexual orientation?
14. Are you divorced?
15. Does he like musical comedies?
16. Has he introduced you to a girlfriend ever?
17. Is the father (you) very strict or authoritarian with his son?
18. In your family is the father absent?
19. Was he shy as a child?
20. Is he close to his father?

what will they come up with next??..

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Krista - posted on 12/10/2011

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@Shannin: If that's the case, she must have had some bisexual tendencies in there that were latent. I know plenty of women who have been royally screwed over by men, and they might joke about turning lesbian, but the thought of actually having sex with a woman gave them the icks.

Becky - posted on 12/10/2011

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So if these signs make a boy gay, does being interested in dead animals, and hunting, fishing, shooting bows & guns make my daughter a lesbian?

Shannintipton - posted on 12/10/2011

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My sister hated her husband so much she turned to woman. Just saying.

Merry - posted on 12/10/2011

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I think myson is gay, he always wants me to paint his nails and he loves flowers and butterflies. He frequently chooses pink as his favorite color and he likes watching Dora. He likes playing with dolls and even breastfeeds them. He likes hugging and kissing me and his dad and he's super sensitive to his sister.

Wait, none of this stuff makes someone gay!
Phew I'm SO relieved.
And here I thought the butterflies did him in.
Turns out that liking pink fingernails doesn't affect his penis at all!

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I have a one question app for determining if your son is gay: "Son, are you attracted to members of the same sex?"

Sylvia - posted on 12/10/2011

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LOL! I guess there really is an app for everything. Including apps that would never work, to do things no one could possibly need.

Lisa37601 - posted on 12/10/2011

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i think you support your child choice in who he love
if he love another guy . that fine. as long he happy

Becky - posted on 09/27/2011

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Well, this one's going to be gay then, because I cried when I found out he was another boy.
Pfffft. How ridiculous!

Johnny - posted on 09/27/2011

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My husband:

1. Does he like to dress up nicely? Does he pay close attention to his outfits and brand names?
YES, YES & YES
2. Does he like football?
HELL NO
3. Before he was born did you wish he would be a girl?
HIS MOM DID
4. Has he ever gotten into or participated in a fight?
APPARENTLY NOT
5. Does he read sports magazines?
NEVER SEEN HIM DO SO
6. Does he have a best friend
YES
7. Does he like team sports?
HOCKEY, BUT HE'S CANADIAN, EVEN GAY CANADIANS LIKE HOCKEY
8. Is he prudish/modest?
HELL NO
9. Does he like diva singers?
DOES LADY GAGA COUNT, IF SO, YES
10. Does he spend a long time in the bathroom
UNBELIEVABLY LONG
11. Does he have a tongue, nose or ear piercing
NOT ANY MORE
12. Does he spend time getting ready before being seen in public?
YES (DOESN'T EVERYONE?)
13. Have you asked yourself questions about your son's sexual orientation?
NO, BUT HIS MOM THOUGHT HE WAS GAY BECAUSE HE WAS SINGLE UNTIL 35
14. Are you divorced?
NO
15. Does he like musical comedies?
YES, MORE THAN I DO
16. Has he introduced you to a girlfriend ever?
NO, LOL
17. Is the father (you) very strict or authoritarian with his son?
YES
18. In your family is the father absent?
HIS DAD WORKED OUT OF TOWN
19. Was he shy as a child?
YES
20. Is he close to his father?
NO

Okay, I answered in caps not to yell, just to differentiate. I somehow suspect if I took that quiz and answered it as I did above, substituting my husband's traits for my non-existant son, it would tell me he is gay. Trust me, he may be a lot of things, but gay ain't one of them. These peopel are epic morons! Stereotype ridiculously much?

Merry - posted on 09/27/2011

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Haha cuz if you wished he were a girl before his birth your body somehow produced a half boy half girl that ended up gay. Hahahahahahaha that's ridiculous!
Eric loves pink, beloved to dance and sing, he's very sensitive and emotional, he's quite dramatic and needy, he loves kittens and babies and plays with dolls and loves Dora.
Does that make him gay?
NO!

~♥Little Miss - posted on 09/27/2011

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He could be. RIght now his toenails are painted purple...his choice. I don't care if he is, and will support him in whatever life choices he makes. He is an awesome kid, and he will make a great partner someday....man or women.

Iris - posted on 09/27/2011

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OMG.......This is ridiculous. But I guess they will be making a buck on this one. *head/desk"

JuLeah - posted on 09/27/2011

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Wow, do they have a guide for how one is to answer?



I assume if he likes football he is not gay? Don't share this with all the football players who are gay.



So, it is back to blaming the enviornment. (as if we need to blame cause there is something wrong with it)



Well, you know what they say, if it's not one thing, it's the mother

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