@ Loreen - Is the world ending in Australia right now?

Jackie - posted on 05/20/2011 ( 49 moms have responded )

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Since it's officially May 21st there and all. I figured the world is going to end there before it does here in the US. So, can you give us any updates on what the rapture is REALLY like? Thanks in advance.



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Sneaky - posted on 05/22/2011

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I'm wondering if the world did end and we just didn't notice because no one we know experienced the 'rapture'???

Sunny - posted on 05/20/2011

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! As an Australian myself ill tell you guys what i have been telling everyone else; THE WORLD IS NOT ALLOWED TO END UNTIL I HAVE SEEN HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 2! end of story :D

Charlie - posted on 05/20/2011

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Captains log :



I am out for a while gathering essentials , wood chopping , fishing for pre rapture fish ( we ony want the clean living ones before they are sucked up into God's vacuum ) and of course gathering an arsenal of tools for the unavoidable zombies we will face at 6:01PM .

Flame thrower ? check .

Army knives ? check

Chainsaw ? check

Looting sacks ? check



The crew is getting anxious , I smell a mutiny afoot we must get going while the sun is high , will log again at 5:59PM



Signing off .

Charlie - posted on 05/20/2011

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Captains Log :

Sun rose in a spectacular blaze of reddish orange over the ocean , could this be a sign of the up and coming hellfires , are we being treated to one last perfect day before the Rapture at 6 pm ?
I am currently having strange twinges could it be my souls desire to confess and be sved or do I really just want a bagel with cream cheese ....hmmmmm? so much to ponder .

more updates to come .

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Jackie - posted on 05/25/2011

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Loreen - Thanks so much for the log. i was unable to read this thread until now! PS. TOOL is the shiz!!

And apparently - Camping mis-calculated the end of the world yet again by 5 months. We'll meet again in Sept 2011 ladies. until then, I'll be brushing up on my zombie killing techniques :) TTFN

Sneaky - posted on 05/23/2011

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Oh, that is what happened to the zombies - they couldn't out run the raptors!!

Of course, I haven't seen any dinosaurs out hunting today either. . . . I'm beginning to think this end of the world talk was a bunch of %*&#*

;o)

Desiree - posted on 05/23/2011

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This is the answer I got on Sunday morning after I had posted that I survived the end of the world. It may explain some things.

" Attention ladies and gentlemen: It has been announced that this Saturday is the coming of the Rapture. Due to an auto-correct this is found to be an error. It is RAPTORS that will be coming. the government has advised everyone to watch Jurassic Park to brush up on thier Raptor Survival Skills. Please plan accordingly".

Jenni - posted on 05/22/2011

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"Meanwhile, those who believed in his much-hyped prognostication -- many of whom gave up their homes and money to Camping -- are left wondering what to do next."



DOH!



"Some expect that Camping will eventually explain away his erroneous prediction, just as he did in 1994 (a mistake he waved off as a mere mathematical miscalculation)."



Nice. So we can expect another prediction from him in 15 years?

Oh wait... he's like 89. I guess he wont live to see his next rapture.



Reminds me the Movementarians on the Simpsons.



"No but, Imma take them sacks of money from ye!"





Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national...

Jenni - posted on 05/22/2011

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??? That's not a fool proof plan to convince people that the rapture INDEED happened... we just don't remember the peopel who were beamed up.

Is Harold Camping still around? :P



I wonder what his excuse is today for still being among the heretics and heathens.

Isobel - posted on 05/22/2011

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awesome...so the rapture DID happen...we just don't know anybody good enough to be taken?

Charlie - posted on 05/22/2011

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One of the stories going around is 144K people would be taken and they would be wiped from the memory of those on earth .....convenient huh !

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This thread is hilarious - is it really bad that I didn't even know the world was supposed to end at 6pm today until 7pm today - oh well I guess at least I didn't have the sheer terror you guys obviously did - what with all the risk of zombies and such lmao :-D

Iris - posted on 05/21/2011

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According to past predictions...and still being here, you better go Christmas shopping in 2012 Jodi.

Jodi - posted on 05/21/2011

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So.....does that mean I don't have to bother with my Christmas shopping? I'm just trying to figure out how people explain THAT one ........

Sneaky - posted on 05/21/2011

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3 hours post apocalypse and I have not seen any zombies yet . . . . well, I suppose they walk slowly right?

Jodi - posted on 05/21/2011

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Does feeling like a zombie after an afternoon of looking after 6 kids count? I FEEL like something ate my brain.....

Charlie - posted on 05/21/2011

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Captains log :

6:16pm Australia , all prospect of zombie slayings have all but vanished , I am sorely disappointed .

Until next year , Captain Apocolypso zombie stomper saying , Goodnight , sleep well , we live to see another day .

Jodi - posted on 05/21/2011

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I don't know, 15 minutes to go. I'm going out for KFC :P If the world ends, I won't be back, so farewell, so long, goodbye cruel world....... what a way to go - KFC and Mountain Dew. Can't do the sex thing, because hubby is away for the weekend.

Charlie - posted on 05/20/2011

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Captains log :

Morale is low , we grow weary of waiting for "the end " our flame throwers grow heavy on our shoulders as we wait to shed coagulated zombie blood ....*sigh*

The sun is starting to set in the distance , the time is drawing near .....patience Loureen , patience .

Sneaky - posted on 05/20/2011

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Oh fuck. I just realized I spent the day shopping for stuff for the kids birthday party tomorrow - do you think zombies would like a nice birthday cake instead of brains?

JuLeah - posted on 05/20/2011

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Thanks for the up dates Loureen. Your courage in the face of end times will go down in history.

Lacye - posted on 05/20/2011

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LOL You guys are silly! BTW Jackie Rae, my husband loves Tool and this is one of his favorite songs!

Jodi - posted on 05/20/2011

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I'm going to FEEL like the world is ending in a couple of hours when I have 6 kids in the house.......3 of mine, and my friend's 3 :P

Fiona - posted on 05/20/2011

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well given nothing seems to have changed in New Zealand or at least my part there of, i reckon you're probably safe. only problem i'm having is my DS is awake and i don't want to leave the warmth of my blanket. stupid winter being cold.

~♥Little Miss - posted on 05/20/2011

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LOL Kate, I was coming on this thread right now to find out if she had answered and say the same thing. She CAN"T get to her computer....it is the end of the world you know!

Amanda - posted on 05/20/2011

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I have always wondered what time zone God lives in! ;0)



I would like hourly updates of the rapture, so I can decided if we start driving up north to our reservation to hide away. :0)



Now back to cleaning my house because cleanliness is next to Godliness, and I'd hate to be left out in the cold for having a dirty toilet.

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