Pretty Kitty

Kimberly - posted on 10/27/2010 ( 47 moms have responded )

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Spin off of my Pole Poll...a lot of you admit to not thinking any penis you have ever cum across has ever been "pretty". How 'bout your own naughty bits? Do you think you have a pretty kitty?
Do you think in general a woman's vagina is an attractive part of the body?

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Desiree - posted on 10/29/2010

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This a question I will have to get back to you. Haven't taken a look at it lately that Hubby's job! besides can't bend that far. and mirrors don't do justice, so I will have to ask the one who knows. ;)

Caitlin - posted on 10/28/2010

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I know, i`m just not fond of my big lips.. When I get all hot and bothered and it gets all wet down there, but i`m out, it just feels not clean. It`s not really a bad thing, but i`m a clean freak - "down there" especially - so feeling unclean really annoys me.

C. - posted on 10/28/2010

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And Caitlin, a lot of people don't have 'neat and petite' lips. Mine aren't, but they aren't saggy and floppy, either.

C. - posted on 10/28/2010

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Do your lips hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental solider?
Do your lips. Hang. Low?

Caitlin - posted on 10/28/2010

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Sadly kegels don't really help "saggy lip" syndrome.. No meat curtains here, but it's sadly not neat and petite either, never has been.. I've always had above average lips. My husband likes mine, I keep it nice and clean and tidy, I prefer hair free, but with 2 under 2, shaving doesn't happen as much as i'd like.

This is hillarious btw..

Rosie - posted on 10/28/2010

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i try to do kegels christina, but i hate them!! i try to make myself do it cause i KNOW i need it, but it doesn't work. they turn me on, and oddly i don't like getting turned on when i'm trying to make my vag tighter, lol!!

C. - posted on 10/28/2010

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Yep, Kim.. A lot alike. I can't stand hair 'down there', so off it goes. I keep mine well-groomed.



@Kati.. My son was 9lbs 2oz.. I know he's my only kid or whatever, but I do kegels a lot. Have you tried to do something like that? If not, it might help.



Hehe.. I actually look at mine a lot. I'm a little paranoid. With everything else going on with me right now, the last thing I want is to have something down there that could cause a problem.



*TMI ALERT* I even do the 'smell test' to make sure I never get an infection (AND I've never had one). Gross, huh?



I think Kimberly has rubbed off on me..

Becky - posted on 10/28/2010

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I don't really look at mine often, but I think it's okay. I don't think I'd call it pretty though!

Kimberly - posted on 10/28/2010

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I'll never be able to look at a bulldog the same way again- EVER. I just freakin shuddered!

Personally, I'm bare there.

Jackie - posted on 10/28/2010

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First I would like to say that this is sooo totally NOT the "gqtm" kind of thread. It's def a "lol" kind of thread. I can't stop laughing.

Personally, I think penises are kinda cute ( in the their own weird way ). Vag's on the other hand... Not so much. I guess they have their own qualities (as long as they don't look like bulldogs).

Mine, well, it's ok. i keep her nice and groomed. I have never tried the Brazilian wax but would love to try it. I just typically use a very nice razor although it's hard to get into all the nice lil nooks and crannies sometimes...

Jenn - posted on 10/28/2010

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Yes, my man calls it: snapper, mitt (I'm guessing because it fits like a glove!?!), beaver, bearded clam, snatch, or my least favourite - CUNT! UGH! That word makes me think of a stinky skanky one for some reason LOL!!

Bonnie - posted on 10/28/2010

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Okay then I have to say I was not expecting this when I opened this thread haha...I think I may have to avoid all those foods for a while now lol. I have to say, mine is not bad looking, but in general, the vagina and the penis are quite ugly. My husband would beg to differ though, he likes mine:-) My husband almost always refers to a vagina as a 'snapper'. Almost like a vagina is going to bite someone or something lol.

Rosie - posted on 10/28/2010

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my vag used to be pretty-until i popped out 3 kids over 8lbs and 9lbs. now it's a flappy, droppy, saggy mess. i almost have meat curtains now, and it scares me!! not quite yet, but it's starting to go there...

i have seen some pretty vag in porn, seen some disgusting vag in porn. in general i don't really think it's too pretty, until i start thining about what happens with that part of the body. then it becomes VERY attractive to me, lol!

Krista - posted on 10/28/2010

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yet several eastern countries like Japan have beautiful names for it like the jade gates to heaven and lotus garden or something

Isn't jade green and cold? Not sure I'd want my vag compared to that..

Amber-Dawn - posted on 10/28/2010

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Nope. Don't find them attractive at all. I love women, and men, but the private parts are all kind of weird looking to me -.-

Jessica - posted on 10/28/2010

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I don't think they are pretty- I'm glad I can't see it! ;)

My husband disagrees with me.

Charlie - posted on 10/28/2010

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I was reading an article about peoples perception of the vagina in either Cosmo or Cleo and how western countries can barely say the word vagina let alone think they are beautiful yet several eastern countries like Japan have beautiful names for it like the jade gates to heaven and lotus garden or something ......i thought it was pretty interesting :)

Karen - posted on 10/28/2010

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its amazing 2 such gross looking body parts can provide so much pleasure, personally, i forgot what mine looked like, carpet right got in their,,,,,, rolls and rolls .....lol...havent seen mine in years,,,,,,thank god

Sal - posted on 10/28/2010

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no, not pretty, thats why god put them under your pants!! but on this line all you girls out there have a quick look at your, get to know it, nothing worse than the gyno asking "has that mark always been there?" and you not knowing the answer, then having to get a bit of your lady bits cut of for a biopsy that was just fine, jus odd coloured patch....ugly or other wise i'd have rather kept it in one piece!

Charlie - posted on 10/27/2010

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"I like mine. Right now, I like it alot."

uh oh , i dont wanna know why your liking it a lot right now haha,

Sharon - posted on 10/27/2010

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I'm dying here. innie vag or outie vag.... beef curtains, tacos, bulldogs eating mayonaisse, I'm so going on a diet.

I got out a mirror to have a look and hubby felt the need to "help". asshole.

I like mine. Right now, I like it alot.

Johnny - posted on 10/27/2010

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Like I've said before, I like boobies. Vag, well, not so much. It's not that they gross me out (aside from the mayonnaise eating bulldogs *shiver*) but they're kind of boring. I mean, it's fun to have one, but they're not much to watch. I'd rather stare at my finger, at least it wiggles. Hmmm... does this mean I have penis envy?

Amie - posted on 10/27/2010

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It's not something I dwell on but I agree with Erin. Boobies are pretty, vag no. I don't care whose it is, it's not.

♏*PHOENIX*♏ - posted on 10/27/2010

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Is my Kitty Pretty…um…well, I can say for sure that I keep it well GROMMED! (Trimming and cutting…landing strip…LOL

Kate CP - posted on 10/27/2010

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I've seen some ugly vag before. Old lady vag is probably the worst. You ever see a bulldog eat mayonnaise?

C. - posted on 10/27/2010

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Mine stayed just as tight after I healed. Looks the same (after the swelling had gone down, of course).

Yep, Kim.. Maybe a little too close, now :)

Jessica - posted on 10/27/2010

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Thank you for that Krista! I was attemping to drink some chocolate milk when I read that and I successfully had to come out my nose and mouth when I choked up laughing. Applause! and yes, I'm content with my lovely lady lips! lol

Kimberly - posted on 10/27/2010

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I've always liked mine but the funny thing is, if this is possible- it actually got prettier AND tighter AFTER the baby. Well, I did have a c-section but still- it was puffy during pregnancy- not all Quasimodo'd out with one lip longer than the other dragging one leg behind it but- puffy. TMI? Do you feel closer now? hehehe

Jenny - posted on 10/27/2010

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Hmm, the first comparison that comes to mind is Statler, the eldery Muppet who sits in the balcony (the one without the moustache of course).

Krista - posted on 10/27/2010

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I did see a very attractive twat once in a porno. She had just a light tuft of red pubic hair, and everything was, as Jenn said, a nice little package. All very well-contained and whatnot, and looked almost virginal, despite the epic number of peckers that must have ventured up there at one point or another.

Jenn - posted on 10/27/2010

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OK - so there are burgers and there are buns. The question is - which are you? I'm a bun ;) Everything is all inside a nice little package, not all hangin' out all floppy and shit with one lip longer than the other. Yes, I think mine is pretty!

C. - posted on 10/27/2010

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Jenny, I think I'm going to skip taco night for the next several weeks. Thanks :P

Jenny - posted on 10/27/2010

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I think they are very soft and pretty, like a peach. Especially with just a little tuft of hair at the top. I keep mine very well groomed. The only ones I'm not a fan of are the "outies". It reminds me of an overstuffed taco. If "you" have one, I didn't mean you though of course.

Krista - posted on 10/27/2010

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Well, I've never felt the need to put a fake nose and glasses on mine, so I must not be too upset by the way it looks. It's there, it does the job, it's clean and healthy, and nothing flaps around when I walk, so what more could you ask for, really?

C. - posted on 10/27/2010

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I knew it when I read the title..



OMG, I can't stop giggling. I don't find vaginas attractive no matter what condition they are in (especially right after giving birth.. *shudders*).

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