Why God Made Moms

Jodi - posted on 10/09/2010 ( 8 moms have responded )

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I thought this one would put a smile on your faces :) You may have seen it before, but it never hurts to read it again!

Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2.. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.

What kind of a little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad?
1.. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them..
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter.. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

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What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.

What's the difference between moms and dads?
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

I don't have one favourite I love these three, God made moms with a dab of mean and invisible eyes too funny, and moms have magic and make you feel better without medicine too cute. Out of the mouth of babes hey, they speak truth don't you know...

Sara La - posted on 10/10/2010

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Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
So so true :D

Jodi - posted on 10/09/2010

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I'm still laughing at the invisible eyes on the back of my head. My son HONESTLY believed I had eyes in the back of my head when he was younger because I always seemed to know what he was up to. he is now 13, and still remembers that and jokes about it all the time. He now sneaks up on me and scares the crap out of me and says "see, you DON'T have eyes in the back of your head". Makes me laugh :)

Erin - posted on 10/09/2010

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"Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine." My favorite!! ♥

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